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Bush Quote Generator

Hey hey kids! It’s time for another useless gadget to add to your web page. This one will spit out a randomly selected quote from our favourite president, George W.!

George W. Bush

To use, all your need to do is copy this code into your blog! Stick your favourite photo of the man himself above for extra effect.

Bye for now!

**Update**

Now you can add the quote generator to your Google home page! Hooray!

**Update** – 28/1/2007

Thank you for your continued support of the George W. Bush quote generator. In response to a couple of comments, I have modified the program to include a citation so that you can verify for yourself the accuracy of these quotes.

I’d also like to add a couple of hat-tips. The generator runs using Pascal Hakim’s excellent fortune program, together with Don Seiler’s Dubya module.

**Update** – 26/7/2007

Yes yes, I have disabled the google plugin. Two reasons: firstly, the gadget is growing immensely popular; and secondly, my coding is so clunky that the server can no longer handle all the hits. If anyone has a solution, wants to rewrite the code, or help host the thing on their server, let me know.

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454 Comments

By cass , October 24, 2006 @ 9:41 am

hi there – added this to my Google homepage – thanks! for the record, George W. makes Forrest Gump & Rain Man look like Steven Hawking and Albert Einstein.
By tom Kavanagh , November 10, 2006 @ 3:21 am

Is it true that georgous george once said, “This allegations are completley false, i know who these alligators are and will bring them justice”
By jamie , November 11, 2006 @ 6:33 am

he’s soo crazy
By dan , November 21, 2006 @ 8:15 am

this is absolute rubbish not even worth getting none of it is true as i am a george fan and i am gay
By Jeremy Pardoe , November 29, 2006 @ 2:49 am

Never underestimate the deficiencies of dubya!
This service is great. It would be even better if you could give some citations (where, when). That way I would have some credibility when I annoy my Republican friends with these quotes. (OK, I admit it, I don’t really have any Replubican friends, but I could at least polish my Democratic credentials.)
By greg , December 4, 2006 @ 12:36 pm

i have these quotes on my home page to remind me every day on how democrats are so eager to tear down the president of the US that theyll post a phonetics err of his everyday. What is this doing for our contries moral in such a desperate time…nothing
By barry regan , December 12, 2006 @ 10:12 am

Sorry some village in Texas is missing their Idiot
By brian gibbs , December 13, 2006 @ 8:59 pm

This is showing the rest of the world that in america we are free to speak and to act out anyway we see fit. What type of country would this be if we couldn’t critisize our president. It is the peoples voice that makes him the president and the peoples voice that should change his way of thinking. Plus it just shows that republicans can also be stupid with an education.
By matt , January 11, 2007 @ 7:35 pm

“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. if ya fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”
By Brian Edwards , January 12, 2007 @ 9:37 am

This is the most powerful man in the world. How can the American people elect someone like this?
By tony hague , January 13, 2007 @ 4:23 am

bush just proves that in American politics, its not what you know (very little!), but who you know, and how much you are prepared to pay to get the big red button. thank goodness he’s not allowed another go after this one.
Sadly, being British, we have a leader that actually listens to him, and seems to follow obediently. i teach my children to tidy one toy away before starting on another, if bush could do this with wars????
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By High Priestess Kang , January 13, 2007 @ 12:28 pm

LOL. This is providing me hours of amusement.
By Eddie Keator , January 15, 2007 @ 9:56 am

I see that those who are gullible or war monger are so upset by George’s lame utterances. I for one thing that if Bill could be impeached for a blow job, that BOTH George Walker Bush and The Big DICK Cheney both should be impeached for incompetence and dragging our country into the toilet, let alone an illegal war, and profitting from it.

Long live this gadget. I for one will put it on my page and on my google homepage. And the point is… every time that moron opens his mouth, it’s always his moronic stupidity that supplies the multitude of quotes… Time to renew the picture for the dart board.
By Deborah Jean , January 15, 2007 @ 9:54 pm

I’m as amused by the musings as I am by the presidential “udderances” – like it or not, he is the president and for you die hard conspiracy theorists, like it or not, by our processes, he was ELECTED not appointed – fantastically, TWICE – let’s just all cast informed ballots in 08 and get someone, ANY PARTY or not party at all, who can get this nation on track while we still have a sovereign nation and a handful of international allies. If someone can do that, I can forgive a failing grade in English, grammar, history, biology . . .
By dahlia cormont , January 16, 2007 @ 2:31 am

these are hilarious. i added it to my google homepage but i wonder if it’s possible to take the photo of bush off… a) so i can fit more fun on my homepage, and b) so i don’t have to look at him- i can just read his jackass quotes
By Cliff Madashell , January 16, 2007 @ 3:52 pm

The Bush administration is enough to make us all religious fundamentalists-God Save Us & our country from these corrupt, idiotic, warmongering fools (obviously neither the electorate or the bungling splineless democrats are of any use)! Dixie Chicks got it Right-Rock ON!
By PaP , January 17, 2007 @ 6:08 am

awesome work, i alos have added it to my google homepage
keep it up
this website gives me some of my philosphy quotes, and thpughts of the day – that i live by
By AtlantaRon , January 17, 2007 @ 1:23 pm

1. The American People didn’t elect George Bush. He was appointed by the U.S. Supreme Court after the Florida Secretary of State–chair of his election committee in the state–hired a firm to disqualify voters who were convicted felons. Some 50,000 people were incorrectly struck from the voter rolls, a majority of which were minorities who probably would have voted for Gore. In my own state of georgia, my Senator, a triple amputee from Vietnam War was characterized as unpatriotic and defeated.
2. In 2004, this coward who was AWOL ran for re-election and his minions ran a dirty campaign against a decorated Vietnam veteran (Kerry) and won when Kerry refused to sling mud back.
3. As we used to say about Richard Nixon, “He’s not MY president.”
4. Thanks for your site and your Google add-on. If I didn’t laugh, I’d have to cry that my country is being governed by a religious fundamentalist who doesn’t care about world peace or global warming, because “Jesus is just around the corner.”
By BushButt , January 17, 2007 @ 6:50 pm

bush is such a joke i cannot believe he is in office [crying face inserted here]
By Annonshay , January 18, 2007 @ 2:33 am

I LOVE THIS THING!
I put it on my desktop immediately.

For Dahlia Cormont: just click the upper-right MENU and hit COLLAPSE. then you can just punch it up from you desktop any old time.

When writer/musician Kinky Friedman recently ran for Governor of Texas, on of his campaign slogans was, “HOW HARD CAN IT BE?” He was right, of course. Any dolt can do it, as Bush once proved. Just now, he’s doing it to the whole country, and by extrapolation, to the whole world!

“KINKY FRIEDMAN FOR PRESIDENT!” Hell, “BONO FOR PRESIDENT!”

“MORE TREES – LESS BUSH” is a good one, too.
By LP , January 18, 2007 @ 4:13 am

To : Greg’s comment on Dec 4rth.

I have these quotes on my home page to remind me every day on how democrats are so eager to tear down the president of the US that they’ll post a phonetics err of his everyday. What is this doing for our countrie’s moral in such a desperate time…nothing

Apparently the President’s antics catch on with his fans. Deperate time? Yes, indeed it’s so desperate you may have to sell your third car to buy an I-phone while Iraqui’s are getting bomb for Haliburton stock owners.

The Generator reminds me of how 1 jackass can manipulate half of the country.
By BV, January 18, 2007 @ 6:35 pm

This is a great tool… It reinforces everyday to me why our world is in the state it is. It is unfortunate that the leader of the most powerful nation in the world (arguably in decline) with the capability to help so many chooses war. It is interesting that the U.S. does not have to answer to anyone (the UN general assembly, UN security council, ICC) but somehow everyone must answer to them. Not only do they not answer to anyone, there is blatant lying to get away with this illegal war.

I believe leaders like George W. Bush and the foreign policies of predecessors are to blame for 9/11, and have turned this so called “war on terrorism” into a conquest for resources to maintain the current unsustainable lifestyle we live. In saying this, it should be recognized that all Westerners have exploited these developing nations and the U.S. is not itself fully liable for these injustices; but is the predominant player in this exploitation.

It would be interesting to have the Bush administration provide the families that have lost loved ones in the “war on terror” an explanation on how one of their killers may have been trained in a US boot camp their taxes supported. Or even more importantly, how much money the state has made in the past year due to weapons proliferation with undeveloped nations, in which they fall in the wrong hands frequently. Even more disgusting, is the fact that in many cases there is a history of arming both sides of the conflict; instead of trying to mediate these wars we are better equipping each side to slaughter each other.

**By the way, if you are one of the individuals that turns to Fox news for “balanced news” keep in mind that academic studies have shown that people who watch FOX news are actually more misinformed on important issues than people who do not watch any news at all! Let alone a less partisan station. Any station that ends a news cast everyday with a countdown stating “___ days until George W Bush is re elected” is not “fair and balanced” and is most definitely not allowing you to decide, as they claim. Who knew it was professional and balanced to have Bill O’reilly yell at guests to “shut up” and cut their mic off when they disagree calmly with the Bush Administration?
- you might be interested in seeing the film “Out Foxed” its pretty interesting

Anyways, This is a great thing to have on your home page, it provides some comedy to the current situation.
By dp , January 20, 2007 @ 11:29 am

A good bit of fun, if they really are truly the accurate ramblings of a world leader, then Gos help us all.
If they are made up, well it still makes me laugh, so what the hey!
By Brian Goodwin , January 23, 2007 @ 5:58 am

If I were George W Bush, I would have this generator on my google home page. I would also have chimpomatic on my google home page. Then when I screwed up something else I would start a (day-off)raffle for the cabinet member who could predict the exact date and time that it would appear on the page. Then I would appoint Monica Lewinski to “head” the Housing and Urban Development Department. Was that a symbol and a snare drum that I just heard. Either someone got my Monica Lewinski joke or George W spoke again. I love this country.
By Al , January 24, 2007 @ 7:59 am

Ok, at first I thought this stuff was made up and just a bit of “artistic freedom” or “poetic license” but I’ve looked a few of them up…

“The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.”
http://www.slate.com/id/76886/ (with a video of it!)

“So what state is Wales in?”
http://www.cuppatea.org/27apr2002.html

“For those that are uninsured, many of the uninsured are able-bodied, capable people capable of buying insurance choose not to do so”
http://www.mintruth.com/wiki/index.php?Bush%20Quotes (10 Nov 99)
By I HATE AMERICANS , January 26, 2007 @ 1:35 am

I THINK GEORGE BUSH IS A PRATT I THINK AMERICANS ARE PRATTS FOR VOTING HIM IN AND TO THINK HE HAS HIS FINGER ON THAT RED BUTTON. U ALL NEED TO GET SOME BRAINS U STUPID YANKS
By Gavri Eshed , January 27, 2007 @ 7:25 pm

Don’t take it too hard our prime minister – Ehud Ulmert is worse.
To think that these, how shall I call them, lead our countries
By Harmke , January 29, 2007 @ 2:52 am

@ dan (nov 21st) saying it is not true ‘as you are a george fan’ is not really a convincing argument, is it?

seriously, how did he ever get elected as president?? did he even finish elementary school? sometimes you wonder…
By Ken Bagwell , January 29, 2007 @ 3:22 pm

There are few things more hilarious than politcal humor – it’s to be taken with a grain of salt however.
People forget all context when judging this President. Bush inherited a declining economy and was the first President to actually had to fight the war on terror. He also was the first President to be faced with a Katrina-type disaster. Iraq is a mess, but change in the Middle east will be paid for in blood, just like change in this country was. One of the most brutal dictators in history is gone(Saddam killed hundreds of thousands), and our country is in good shape. History will be much more kind to Bush than CNN.
By Lech , January 30, 2007 @ 10:24 am

if I may … I think thats propably why Bush was elected … http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCkYfYa8ePI
many of americans dont even know what country starts with U …
that can only happen i United States of America …
By Robert Hopkins , January 30, 2007 @ 6:01 pm

Re Ken Bagwell’s comments. Indeed could not agree more regarding the political humour however when you are the most powerful man in the world the breadth of influence and the overall implications that go with this office are daunting, therefore taking a grain of salt should not be part of any process regarding this position.
However in light of the incumbents obvious abilities Mr Bush would do well to have a good sized salt mine as part of his portfolio rather than oil wells.
I’m not so sure he is the first president to face a disaster the magnitude of Katrina, President William McKinley in 1900 was there when a hurricane killed 8000 in Texas – of all places.
The many so called conquering armies that have attempted to tame Iraq and failed over the last 3 millennia, when the Brits were there the rhetoric to the public was virtually identical to today. They didn’t get anything out of it either – perhaps BP did.
As far as dictators go Kim Jong-il, Robert Mugabe, Stalin , Mao Ze-Dong to name but a few have a much worse reputation, and the latter eliminated some 50,000,000 to have his way. Sadam the worst – nah, just bad and sitting on a heap of oil.
If history is to be kind to President Bush (the second) then perhaps we will be given the grace to forget him all together, here’s hoping! Since President Bush is banking on technology to pull us through, perhaps a real time grammar and speech checker or if all else fails a bunch of erasers for the FBI!
By Julie , January 30, 2007 @ 11:31 pm

Hmm… some Bush supporters here appear to be proving your point; quote:

“greg Says: December 4th, 2006 at 12:36 pm
i have these quotes on my home page to remind me every day on how democrats are so eager to tear down the president of the US that theyll post a phonetics err of his everyday. What is this doing for our contries moral in such a desperate time…nothing”

I am so, so tempted to point out the raging errors in grammar, spelling and well, basic use of incorrect terms but will resist and allow Greg to retain some dignity.

I do, however love the Freudian “moral”. I rest my case…

Many thanks for this enlightening resource and for adding the citation.

Keep it up! )
By Wasim , January 31, 2007 @ 3:24 am

Hate him or love him, the world would not be the same without georgie!
By mark davies , February 1, 2007 @ 1:13 am

Funny and in some ways quite worrying. Having done a wiki on dubya, I find that he’s got a B.A for Yale and an M.B.A for Harvard !. Strange such a warlike leader, shirked out of ‘Nam in the Texas Air National Guard though. Perhaps he’s trying to make amends now by starting WIII
By Jimmy K. Hansen , February 2, 2007 @ 10:43 pm

What shoult the World do without our beloved pres?! It would be a very dull place with fewer laughs – but, ofcause, also with fewer tears.
By ABG , February 3, 2007 @ 2:09 am

Thank you Julie! Initially, I was going to respond to Greg’s comments. Your comments reflect my thinking quite nicely.

On the other hand …… there’s a wart. It seems unlikely that Greg will even understand your comments. He dosen’t articulate, punctuate or elucidate better than George.

It almost makes me wonder if Greg is an alias. Do you think George has left his mark under a pseudonym? Hmmm…….
By Greebo , February 4, 2007 @ 11:16 pm

Those of you whose comments criticise this site are missing the point. Bush should never have come to power in the first place. The USA has setup crusades against all that it deems to be undemocratic and yet your political system contains links with captains of Industry with there own greedy, short-sighted agendas pulling the strings and at the head of it all… a man who is inarticulate and scrared of anything outside his own borders.
World Peace? Not if it isn’t profitable.
I fear for the World. I really do.
By Ashley , February 7, 2007 @ 9:18 am

All I can say is OH MY GOD I can’t believe this man is running the Country; it makes me wish that some one was making up these comments to make him look bad because some one this Miss-educated should not be in any power.
By Kent Rose , February 8, 2007 @ 7:51 am

I’d love a button that would generate past Bush quotes. One quote is never enough.
By greeboid , February 8, 2007 @ 1:32 pm

sorry abuot the spolling mistakes in my last comment. (Bush sucks).
By greeboid , February 8, 2007 @ 1:35 pm

B.A for Yale and an M.B.A for Harvard…. Were they honorary degrees or did his Dad buy them for him?
By wilson , February 8, 2007 @ 8:53 pm

I am certainly not a fan of George W. Bush. However, if his unintelligable vernacular was the only thing I had against him, he would be a great president and a great man. Unfortunately there are so many other things that one could point out to discredit him that it’s kind of petty and pointless to use this device to attack him. I mean, some people just have problems with words. Let’s focus our attention on the war in Iraq and the 2500+ unjustifed deaths in our armed forces due to a cause that was based on lies. Let’s discuss the un-republican like spending spree that this man has been on. As republicans, let’s please focus on what we have to do to repare the damage that this man has done to our party. Words are just words and some people just have problems conveying them. I don’t hold this against President Bush because I pick my battles; and believe me, there are many of them worthy of picking.
By Julie , February 9, 2007 @ 1:06 am

Re: ABG’s comments

“It almost makes me wonder if Greg is an alias. Do you think George has left his mark under a pseudonym? Hmmm…….”

Yes, ABG, I see your point. Perhaps you’re correct with the pseudonym suspicion, as adding ‘E’ and ‘O’ to GREG creates the potential anagram…GEORGE.

On the other hand, if it is really is George, perhaps his fingers just got lost on the keyboard. A worrying thought about one whose hand hovers over global (and beyond) nuclear devastation. *shudder*
By djjester , February 9, 2007 @ 2:36 pm

THIS IS GOLD!

Digg it here:

http://digg.com/political_opinion/George_Bush_Random_Quote_Generator
By Tim , February 9, 2007 @ 4:59 pm

Caligula, the mad Roman emperor, and George Dubya have some things in common

1. The both came to power under somewhat dubious circumstances. Caligula stole the previous Emperor’s ring while he was still alive. George came to power by arrangement with the Supreme Court.

2. They both fought mythical and intangible enemies. Caligula fought the Roman god Neptune and claimed a great victory when he brought back lots of sea shells from the beach. George fights “terror” and maintains his country is at war even though there are no real enemies for Americans to fight.

3. They both incarcerate people for no significant crime. Caligula locked up a senator for constant criticism; the senator eventually ate his mattress as he had nothing to eat. On another occasion Caligula banished peopleto tiny islands and let them go mad. George sends people to Guantanamo and lets them rot in cells with not access to any real legal mechanisms.

The madness of President George is as manifest as the madness of Caligula. I just don’t know how Americans could have voted for him.

Tim
By freedom76 , February 10, 2007 @ 5:32 am

Is there a way to put this on myspace?
By stu , February 12, 2007 @ 1:10 pm

Short answer: no.

Not at this time anyway. It can be done, and indeed I spent some time the other night trying to get it to work, but then I got lazy. Another half an hour of fart-arseing around will probably get it working. If I ever get round to it, I’ll post it here.
By Kimberli K. , February 14, 2007 @ 7:08 am

Three cheers for Eddie Keator on January 15th, 2007. Impeach the idiot!
By Baron Bjeff , February 15, 2007 @ 7:47 pm

Re to wilson (8th feb.): “Let’s focus our attention on the war in Iraq and the 2500+ unjustifed deaths in our armed forces due to a cause that was based on lies.”

Typical of you americans to focus on your own losses! I think you can doble that about a hundred times and ask the same question, without the “in our armed forces” part…
By Jacket , February 16, 2007 @ 11:42 pm

Greatest man who ever lived. Sarcasm rules.

But seriously kids…it’s not about how well or badly Dubya runs America. It’s about because how he sounds — how he talks — it’s his stupid talkin…I think that’s what they said. I’m not sure. I forget now.
By Kimberli K. , February 17, 2007 @ 12:41 pm

To Baron Bjeff on Feb 15…it doesnt matter who the hell they were talking about, they are still dead and when you an American, your likely to be upset about American losses. Deal with it. It’s another friggen Vietnam.
By ray walsh,from ireland , February 18, 2007 @ 1:34 pm

‘jesus wept…..in the garden’
By kiera , February 19, 2007 @ 12:52 pm

I can’t belive we elected this guy as our president! What a retard!
By kiera , February 19, 2007 @ 12:53 pm

Ding bat!!!!! I HATE BUSH!!! Anyone who likes him is gay!
By Andi , February 20, 2007 @ 3:40 am

Here’s a WILD idea… what if Bush kept his nose in his own business and poured a ye’re good American tax-payers money into your Education system and Health system and ye’re Police Force, instead of investing “gazillions” in war abroad , then maybe ye’d be all a bit better off… !!! I’m not saying that Sadam shouldn’t have been taken out but… while Bush is very bothered with what’s going on abroad, the U.S.of A. is rapidly going to Hell – God save America!! how about ye save yourselves !
By ray walsh , February 22, 2007 @ 1:38 pm

its not the fact that he got appointed to the presidency by the republican majority supreme court (democracy and seperation of powers my ass),thats frightning. its that so many people voted for him on his second attempt,and in effect elected him. there’s a saying that you get the government or leaders that you deserve. i think thats a little harsh.I think a society must be quite ill and have a very poor standard of education to elect such a man,thats whats frigtening.
By Eddie Keator , February 27, 2007 @ 7:00 am

Proud American embarassed by this president… the king of morons! 1 year, 10 months and 22 days or 694 days left till he’s out of office… and then left the investigations begin: abuse of power; creating false evidence; illegal invasion of a country, profitting from illegal acts; negligent homicide (3155 American lives lost since the illegal war began).

Yup – and the moron keeps opening his stupid yap…
By adrian myers , February 27, 2007 @ 2:07 pm

thats the saddest thing,what eddie says above. 3,155 american lives lost. average working class americans losing there lives for the selfish interests of the ‘energy lobby ‘ in american. bush ,cheney and half the secetaries of the departments are just on a job swap in the whitehouse.when the bush reign is over, they all go back to work in the corporate energy sector. its always the working class sent to do the rich man’s fighting,all dressed up in flags and banners,myths and symbols,all dressed up in patriotism and nationalism. 3,155 americans is sad but how many iraq’s?,nobody really knows.
By adrian myers , February 27, 2007 @ 2:10 pm

thats the saddest thing,what eddie says above. 3,155 american lives lost. average working class americans losing their lives for the selfish interests of the ‘energy lobby ‘ in american. bush ,cheney and half the secetaries of the departments are just on a job swap in the whitehouse.when the bush reign is over, they all go back to work in the corporate energy sector. its always the working class sent to do the rich man’s fighting,all dressed up in flags and banners,myths and symbols,all dressed up in patriotism and nationalism. 3,155 americans is sad but how many iraq’s?,nobody really knows.
By MrEdster , March 1, 2007 @ 8:57 pm

This is on my google homepage and provides me and my workmates with exactly what we need to cheer us up on stressful days.
By Max , March 3, 2007 @ 2:08 am

Leave George alone.He’s playing in his oval sand pit with his toy trucks n things.
By Rick , March 5, 2007 @ 2:39 am

Is it possible that he really is as stupid as he comes off as ? At first i thought this was an act of him being as stupid as he spouts off to be. Now i know its a gift he has for being an idiot.
By GeorgeInDallas , March 5, 2007 @ 11:21 am

Bush is an idiot.

He’s also a deserter during a time of war (AWOL in his politically-secured stint in the Air National Guard) and was dishonorably discharged (6-month “early out” from the National Guard because they didn’t want to turn an active alcoholic loose in a multi-million dollar jet).

He has achieved nothing on his own in his entire life. Everything he’s been involved with, from Yale to the White House, has been arranged for him by his doting father.

I’m angry at Bush. but I realize I just use him to focus my anger and the people around him who are similarly using him for their own aims. This country has been sold to Big Oil, Big Pharmaceuticals, Big Weapons Makers, Big Mining and Big Banking.

Our environment and education systems have been set back decades. The poor and middle class pay more in taxes while the ultra-rich get tax breaks. We are in the midst of an unnecessary and expensive “war” to take our focus off the problems and felonies perpetrated by the Bush administration.

We have offended most of the world. I am embarrassed to call myself an American. For all of you in other countries, please know that there are large numbers of Americans who are working daily to unseat this humiliating, destructive, greedy power structure. We understand full well the separation of church (if you can call it that) and state.

Bush? Hell, he’s just a pimple on the ass of the problem.
By Andi , March 6, 2007 @ 1:21 am

I’ve noticed that most, if not all the Bush Quotes are from 2001 and 2002… did he hire someone new to write his speeches ?? or is he still spouting crap? I would assume that he has something prepared when speaking at these conferences or political meetings or even at interviews. Or does the problem arise when he ad-libs or voices he own thoughts ??
PS:
to MAX…loved your comment above – I can just picture it !!
By Sydney , March 6, 2007 @ 2:53 pm

truly awesome! thanks so much! Texas appreciates you! even those of us who have unfortunately moved to Alabama

Bush is really from Maine you know. Texans aren’t intrinsically THAT STUPID. Really, I doubt people from Maine are either. Some unfortunate mutation perhaps…
By Sydney , March 6, 2007 @ 2:55 pm

Rick. He really is THAT stupid. He just has better writers now. You should have seen him when he was Governor. He was AWFUL then.
By madd alien , March 8, 2007 @ 4:48 am

It take all kinds just to prove again and again that people like to be lied to.
We have all been ripped off, even the ripper offers.
But now every body gets ripped off by the same guy…
Peace
By Lyth , March 8, 2007 @ 7:37 pm

THANKS.
Is there any way I can send (email) one of these quotes to my friends?
LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT……

Er, sure. Just copy and paste the quote into your email program and hit “send”.
S
By Patrick , March 9, 2007 @ 5:29 pm

It seems that some of yall that haven’t been living with this madman for the last seven years don’t understand the sway he has on idiots.

This country is suffuse with imbeciles who neither care to understand the consequences of their actions, nor to think beyond the immediate. Bush tells idiots what they want to hear, and they vote for him.

I better check the terror alert today, speaking of…
By chris , March 10, 2007 @ 12:11 pm

I thinb that this is one of the greatest services around because it proves the stupidity of the most powerful man in the. George bush is also just an idiot .
By Hank , March 13, 2007 @ 8:44 am

Thank you for this site. History will reward such guardianship.
By Ayal , March 13, 2007 @ 12:10 pm

I’ve made scrambled eggs that have a higher IQ than Dubya.
By notTHATgeorge , March 13, 2007 @ 5:25 pm

Ayal, in my beloved United States of America, your scrambled
egg could be elected president with sufficient corporate funding
and support from the America Israel Public Affairs Committee,
one of the most powerful lobbying groups in the world. Unfortunately,
that scrambled egg would also invade Iraq and help Israel bomb
Iran (coming soon to a theater near you) if AIPAC deemed it
necessary.

And probably, once again, 70% of the American people would fly
their flags from seemingly every front porch and car antenna in
the land, cheering the scrambled egg on to victory, but never blaming themselves for being so uninformed that a scrambled egg could
become president in the first place; and so incredibly naive that a small foreign ally could virtually control our mid-eastern policy with its political blackmail; and so unwise and apathetic that raw corporate greed could control almost every aspect of their lives.

Only after the scrambled egg became thoroughly rotten would Americans
belatedly get a clue, and jump on the anti-scrambled-egg bandwagon. We
Americans, after all, have more important things to think about than a
corrupt government and political system, or insane wars with their unimaginable destruction, mayhem and death: There’s Anna Nichole,
for example, and ‘American Idol,’ the basketball playoffs, the mall, some
moronic sitcom….let the pros sweat the small stuff.

Gotta run, Ayal, my scrambled eggs are done.
By notTHATgeorge , March 13, 2007 @ 5:52 pm

(Sorry about the format. It wasn’t ’scrambled’ when
I submitted it.)
By CynicalMe , March 14, 2007 @ 2:01 am

I said it before and I’ll say it again: Democracy simply does not work
By RightWinger , March 15, 2007 @ 8:45 am

Love the quotes. Republicans can laught too! Of couse, it is usually about global warming summits that get called off due to blizzards. Or people who thing the absence of war is peace. (think on it a while libs!)

Hey, if Billary gets elected you can always change to the daily lie generator! Keep the laughs coming!!
By Yall are all fags , March 15, 2007 @ 9:57 am

Hey yall are all liberal fagots…. Don`t hate the republicans because were obviously better. Yes G.W has made mistakes . Who doesn`t? Just because he is the president doesn`t mean he is perfect. So everyone on here with no life should fuck off, and try to get one. thank you.
By Ayal , March 16, 2007 @ 2:45 am

ok whether you’re left wing liberal right wing republican whateva I don’t care but hey, you gotta admit that Bush is an idiot commo’n.
it’s like a carrot is orange what’s there to dispute yo?
anyways what I wanted to do is holler at notTHATgeorge – hey : )
By Seriously? He's real? , March 17, 2007 @ 1:52 am

George is real? All these years I thought he was the opener for Saturday Night Live…..
By Michael Praamsma , March 17, 2007 @ 10:01 am

This stuff is priceless! A full time comedy writer couldn’t come up with material that good. It is a shame this joker’s finger is on the button! Thanks for this useful little tool (the quote generator, not W) and please stop in at my blog:
http://antichristid.blogspot.com/
By notTHATgeorge , March 17, 2007 @ 1:56 pm

RightWinger, congratulations! Admitting you have the disease of
‘rightwing reality-denying-syndrome’ (RRDS) is the first step in getting
cured. I know, I suffered from it before I grew up, but one or two years
of Ronnie Reagan cured me completely. Once cured, you’ll realize:
the world is round; global warming is real; aborting fetuses with bombs,
along with their mothers, is a crime against humanity; and the ‘absence
of war’ means more innocent people are allowed to live out their lives
like you and me, with fewer being forced to live without arms, legs,
or eyes. ‘Keep the laughs coming’ but shed a fear tears for those
who were sacrificed…..they’re not laughing.
To Yall_are_all_fags: All Americans are republicans with a small ‘r’
because we have a republican form of democracy. Your Republicans
are the ones with three issues: war, abortion, and gays, as your screen
name suggests. (Sadly, the only good thing about most Democrat
politicians is that they’re not Republican.) Bush’s little ‘mistakes’
include killing thousands of Americans and tens of thousand of
Iraqis, bankrupting America, putting your children and grand-
children in dept, making his corporate friends very, very rich at
our expense, and making the Middle East a far more dangerous place
for everyone there, including our friends the citizens of Israel. But
nobody’s perfect, right?
And Ayal, why holler, so far I agree with everything you’ve said,
except for whatever “ hey : ) ” means. I hope it’s not all bad.
~Question Authority! It’s our right and responsibility.~
By Ayal , March 19, 2007 @ 7:17 am

“You’ve heard Al Gore say he invented the Internet.
Well, if he was so smart, why do all the addresses begin with ‘W’?”
…
By Daryl , March 19, 2007 @ 9:53 pm

This is a great gadget, I love it. .

You have to wonder how foolish this man actually is. He is the President of the US after all, not a bad job. (COmes with an airplane in any case)

Not only that but he did it twice, not just once.

Poeple say his Father helped him… But BIG Bush only managed to hold the presidency for one term!

What a wierd world this has become…
By Star , March 20, 2007 @ 1:26 am

Hello,

I really like your site! It makes me laugh at least once a day; thanks for this! Do you know why the quotes posted on Google desktop don’t match the current one posted on your site? I like to be able to copy and paste these, which I can do from your site, but I can’t do it from the Google quote.

Thanks!
By Anonymous , March 20, 2007 @ 7:16 am

Stop making fun of unsucsesseful president.
Are quotes suppose to be funny? Not all of them are. Some just do not look like quotes.
By Anonymous2 , March 20, 2007 @ 8:39 am

I cannot belive that he said most of these stuff.
By Tubbi , March 21, 2007 @ 2:48 am

To the hard core voters of G.W.: Does it ever make you wonder why he is one of the worlds most hated and ridiculed men? And the disliking is not confined to arabs or liberals – it is a cross-national-cultural movement of anti-bushism. Are republicans cleverer than the rest of the world, then? They probably think they are. Just look at their finest champions: Rumsfeldt (liar & warmonger), Limbaugh (liar & maniac) & the great W. himself (stupid unaware liar & reformed-drunk-born-again-cowboy) – great moral leaders, who dennounce the geneva convetion for the right to torment their enemies, whilst keeping their friends in the arms & oil industry happy. Have faith, the axis of stupidity shall not prevail.
By Jules , March 21, 2007 @ 3:44 am

Great tool (the quote generator, not Bush). How about adding a “Countdown Calculator” so we can live with hope that this nightmare may soon be over???
By Don , March 23, 2007 @ 9:25 am

It just keeps coming and coming from him. I wonder how he make all those funny phrases!
By travis , March 24, 2007 @ 12:25 am

to kiera’s post from feb 19:
Actually the vast majority of gay people cannot stand Bush since he made history by becoming the 1st president to attempt to amend the constitution to include blatant discrimination against gays. I’m not trying to argue with your underlying point, merely saying you may want to use a metaphor that makes more sense when you talk about Bush admirers.
By steve , March 27, 2007 @ 6:12 am

Reagan (Iran-contra) was not a smart guy either, just a better public speaker. In his own narrow way he cared far more about the USA that W.
Quale and now W. How many more Republicans are out there that are not smart enough to do the job. Also the smart one like Cheney is just plain nasty and uncaring. Hillary, Obama, Edwards on and on are far better for our country than any republican who will run for pres. in 2008.
By Stephanie , March 28, 2007 @ 9:53 am

George W. Bush, The best reason yet for Canadian citizenship!!!

I love this thing btw!!! It’s so much fun! Jan 20 2009- Hang in there America.

O and just for the record I’m not anti-Bush i’m just pro-intelligence!
By Ayal , March 28, 2007 @ 7:33 pm

I think Bush is just a prank.
soon someone will step out with a camera and say
“got ya!”
“You really believed this guy is the president of the U.S.A?!!”
By Jon Ruiz , March 29, 2007 @ 5:32 am

Is it possible to get an html code for this, other than just the javascript? That would be great. Thanx.
By KEN , March 29, 2007 @ 9:05 am

Fun site. That’s why leaders have to have thick skin. So people who couldn’t lead their way out of a paper bag still have the right to make fun of you. Only in America.

Would like to see any of you have a 9/11 happen, and then try and prevent it from happening again during your watch. I pity the poor jerk who wins the next election and has THAT to compete with.

As for the press, it has NEVER been a balanced press. It CAN’T be. You only have to look at our educational institutes and the instructors teaching the journalism courses to see how liberal the press is. A channel like FOX news just brings our overall perspective back more towards center. The truth always lays somewhere in between.

As for the naysayers, please go back to your day jobs and making fries. Leave running the country up to the professionals who at least have the balls to offer themselves for public service.

George Washington, Abe Lincoln, Martin Luther King and many of our greatest leaders were ridiculed as history was unfolding. The American public, having only the attention span and patience of a gnat can’t even comprehend the significance of what is going on historically right now. Bin Laden was right when he said “We just have to wait to win…the Americans would never have the stomache for an extended war.”

How many of you even VOTED in the last election????

Can’t even live up to your most important responsibility in a democracy, yet you criticize…
By fefe , March 29, 2007 @ 1:59 pm

hey, i have apsolutly NO respect bush. he’s the puppet on Cheney’s knee, and has been the entire time of his presidency. and believe me, the most important thing for a president to be good at is public speaking. and we all know that he really sucks a that. so what else can he do?…hhm……lets sit and think a bit…..y’know, thats a difficult question!

also, he is a biased, rich, white, christian man who has only ever known the upper class life. so how an we expect him to be good at caring for lower class people? i think he’s done many crimes worth impeaching: ie lying and bribing and purposfully making some people richer than others just because they are his friends.

well, i think alot of people feel the same way i do…
By Matt , March 30, 2007 @ 4:40 pm

Most of the quotes seem to be taken before he was even president. Not that I’m defending him but you wouldn’t publish my algebra skills when I was in 6th grade…
By Matt , March 30, 2007 @ 4:45 pm

Isn’t this a wonderful country?! I love our right to the freedom of speech…. let’s hear it all!!!!
By Steve , March 31, 2007 @ 1:55 am

The more of the Bush quotes I see the more I can’t believe he was elected, I mean sort of elected. I feel the thing with the few remaining Bush supporters (in some cases with strange adulation) is that they don’t understand how not “a decided” or at least “an understander” of issues he is. He is truly a puppet president with his cronies pulling the stings. He has opinions like a lot of other ignorant people have. Think Archie Bunker.

All I can say is thank goodness the Democrats have control of Congress. Two more years of the “Pretend Cowboy (wanted dead of alive), pretend soldier (mission accomplished) pretend president could have been and still could be even more disastrous to our country and the world. It really depends if Bush and his cronies will bend. They haven’t yet (21,000 more troops for example).
By fefe , March 31, 2007 @ 5:02 am

when he’s giving speeches, i listen for amusement, not to actually LEARN anything.
By A Proud Canadian , March 31, 2007 @ 10:05 am

That’s the problem with you American’s…..you don’t LEARN anything!
By Emmbareassed Canadian , April 2, 2007 @ 12:08 pm

To my fellow Canadian, wtf did you learn? It sure as hell wasn’t spelling. What a complete embarrassment you are leaving a comment like that when you can’t even properly pluralize a damn thing
By Honor , April 3, 2007 @ 4:55 pm

Don’t bother answering those that defend W. It’s like trying to teach a pig to sing: it wastes your time and annoys the pig. Great site; but if he was your idiot neighbor, then he’d be funny. As the POTUS, he’s tragic & scary. As for recent quotes: wasn’t the one he made during his malpractice flog pretty recent? The one where he said malpractice insurance was so high, it made “too many OB-GYNS unable to practice their love with women around the country” – I kid you not, I saw & heard him say it. He can’t say all this stuff sober. Although it is hard not to argue back with his defenders when he’s bankrupted this country, mortgaged it off to the highest bidder (China), corrupted the legislative and judicial process to the extent that it’s just an old boys’ patronage club with Condi as hostess, caused hundreds of thousands of deaths through the combination of his hubris and inferiority complex, and… oh heck, they don’t understand any of that high-falutin’ egg-head stuff anyway. NATALIE MAINES ROCKS!!! )
By Honor , April 3, 2007 @ 4:58 pm

And P.S. I have never missed voting in any election, starting with my first vote for Gerald Ford. The first and only Republican I ever voted for – and the last honorable one to run.
By BT , April 3, 2007 @ 9:52 pm

way to be like the media and edit good stuff to pure shit.
By ProudLib , April 4, 2007 @ 2:11 am

What is the good stuff, what got edited out & what is the pure shit? Unclear as to what you refer.
By fefe , April 4, 2007 @ 7:29 am

d’ya think any1 on this board is a republican?

because even tho every1 here thinks bush is a joke, we might still vote 4 him………..cause people work in odd ways.
By Joe Ferraro , April 4, 2007 @ 10:31 pm

I consider myself a conservative Christian republican. These quotes are undeniably hilarious. George W. Bush, regardless of what the retards say on the left, is the best and ballesyest President this great nation has seen since Teddy Roosevelt.
By Honor , April 5, 2007 @ 5:17 am

If you are Christian, you believe that you should “love thy neighbor as you love thyself” – which also means not using the word “retard” in a thoughtless and hurtful way (meaning as an insult, forgetting there are actually retarded people whose families don’t appreciate this usage). You also often sport bracelets that say “WWJD?” – but do you ever really think about what this means? Do you really think Jesus would be in favor of this war and its casual attitude towards “collateral damage” – meaning thousands of innocent non-combatant lives? I don’t think bush is a joke. I think he’s a deadly menace. And Joe, it’s no talent to have balls – most stupid men have the standard issue pair. What a president needs is a highly functional brain – and a caring heart wouldn’t hurt either. Both items are usually deficient among those self-identified as “conservative Christian republicans” – most of whom fit the traditional definitions of none of those words. And as for voting for him, Fefe – he has taken this country into a hellish quagmire in every way possible. He is sadly no joke, and the only reason to vote for him would be because you want to destroy this country.
By Joe Ferraro , April 5, 2007 @ 10:22 pm

I rest my case regarding the retards on the left! Honor’s reply is a case in point!
Thanks for the validation slick. It’s clear some have no clue to the context the word “ballsyest,” (is it even a real word?), is being used. Let me help you out on this one. The word is used here to mean, “intestinal fortitude; guts; one with backbone. Get it!

And please, don’t even begin to tell me what JESUS WOULD DO OR THINK! Throughout scripture it is abundantly clear to those whom He reveals it to. Those who do read the bible know exactly how the story ends. It is not with negotiations, capitulation or compromise! The world hates George W. Bush for one reason only, he told the world he believes in Jesus Christ during the 2000 elections! To you and everyone of your ilk, Christians should be seen and not heard. And I’m pretty sure, if you really had a choice, not even seen. There are some Christians who are bold as lions when the need arises. George W. Bush is one of them and God bless him.
The quotes are still funny regardless!
By Murray Wolfe , April 6, 2007 @ 9:32 am

I just got back from a one month trip to Europe. If you think Americans think George Bush is dumb, you should hear what Europeans have to say about him. They say not only is he dumbest World Leader who ever lived, they consider him the dumbest Person who ever lived.
By Honora , April 6, 2007 @ 1:25 pm

Wow, talk about having no clue – right back atcha, “slick.” Um, DUH, it means guts in the way you used it. I forgot you types only get club over the head humor – my sly little dig(“all stupid men have 2″) went totally over your head. Or was it in one ear, through the yawning chasm, and out the other? Either way, thanks for proving MY point about the no-nothings on the right! And DO read your Bible – Christians are supposed to believe in the NEW Testament, and Jesus clearly said “let he who is without sin cast the first stone.” So I guess that big pile of sh – er, stones – that you’ve been casting means you are the Sinless One for whom we have waited! Huzzah!!
By Honor , April 7, 2007 @ 9:17 am

Can’t resist a P.S. You really must take another look at that Bible of yours, Joe – maybe you can get your money back, because significant portions seem to have been left out. Doesn’t yours have the part where the Romans came to arrest him? When Peter drew his sword and cut off a soldier’s ear, Jesus put his hand out and stayed his arm, and told him not to resist. He also advocated turning the other cheek rather than respond: “But I say to you, do not resist him who is evil; but whoever slaps you on your right cheek turn to him the other also. And if anyone wants to sue you, and take your shirt, let him have your coat also. And whoever shall force you to go one mile, go with him two. Give to him who asks of you, and do not turn away from him who wants to borrow from you.” (Matthew 5:39-42) Please read ALL of it, not just the evangelical proves-our-talking-points-greatest-hits selections.
By fefe , April 9, 2007 @ 4:52 am

well, Bush’s gonna be outa our hair soon……..thank god! but in the meantime, while he’s in the oval office and ripping our government to shreds, let’s just enjoy ourselves and laugh at his ridiculous stupidity.
By Neil , April 9, 2007 @ 8:48 am

# Joe Retardo UNITED STATES Says:
April 5th, 2007 at 10:22 pm

I rest my case about being a retards! Because I is one!
I’m an oil slick. I use “ballsyest,” (see, I retarded). Let me help you out on this one. The word is used here to mean, low i.q; dumb; like me. Get it!

And please, don’t even begin to tell me how to tie my shoes! The world hates George W. Bush for the same reason, he can’t tie his shoes either! To you and everyone of your ilk, remind me I should not be seen or heard. And I’m pretty sure, if you really had a choice, not even read. There are some Christians who are bold as lions when the need arises. George W. Bush is retarded like me!
By Honor , April 10, 2007 @ 2:10 pm

All hail Neil.
By Honor , April 10, 2007 @ 2:11 pm

Neil for President.
By Reptile , April 10, 2007 @ 11:12 pm

What’s amusing to me is that the rabid Bush-haters and radical Bush supporters here sound almost equally deranged, close-minded, and illiterate.

Please stop and try to listen objectively to the rampant idiocy many of you are spouting instead of glibly assuming it is all coming from a single direction. Trust me, it’s not.

PS-love the quotes.
By fefe , April 12, 2007 @ 6:56 am

i would kinda like to meet him—see him myself. i bet he’s nice but when he speaks publicly he just flopps!
By Honor , April 13, 2007 @ 11:57 am

It really doesn’t matter what a person is like when you meet them. What matters is the policies they support, the laws they sign into place, and the worldview, beliefs and philosophy that guide their decisions. Ted Kennedy (whom I’ve met) is a major jerk, but the legislation he supports and creates helps make people’s lives better. Shrub, on the other hand, affects this good-old-boy persona – and I do have a family member that’s good friends with him – but the policies he supports and the things he’s done as president have created much misery. I don’t care if someone is fun to “have a beer with” – I care if they cut funding for programs that help people while pouring billions down a bottomless rathole called Iraq.
By Miki , April 13, 2007 @ 11:48 pm

There is no reson not to..
By Gary Adamson , April 15, 2007 @ 4:54 am

I myself am a Republic and this is realy quite funny! George isn’t a brillaint speaker is he!

But as for all your libs,talking about illegal wars! you’re simply not
By Honor , April 15, 2007 @ 6:36 am

“Republic”? “realy”? “brillaint”? “your”?
By O Shu Hua , April 15, 2007 @ 11:45 am

Hello, save some beer for me–it’s hard to get good beer in Taiwan!
I’m an English teacher on this island, and I’ve got a blog for my college freshmen’s writing class. I wanted to find some good examples of how to avoid bad English, and your site has proved a great source! Thank you so much. Do you collect these quotes yourself, or cull the “Bushism” type sites for them? Either way, this way of providing daily quotes is excellent and helpful.
I don’t have an opinion about how intelligent he actually is (I’m lying), but at any rate his poor speaking skills give him the appearance of a dolt. This is most unfortunate, as the President is, to a large extent, the “packaging” of a country for the time he’s in office, and it’s been a long time since America’s packaging has made me want to buy! Let’s see. . .a criminal, a forgetful entertainer, a wimp, an adulterer, and this current lump of horse doody. Sorry to list the stereotypes, but that’s the way they’re seen from overseas. Taiwan has lots to learn about presenting itself as a credible country and member of the international community, too, but the USA has not proved a great model lately, though nobody dares doubt that America is, at least, a country with the “macho” attitude of a bully who will beat that doubt out of anyone who dares sneer. The USA is to national chauvinism, possibly, what Disney is to copyright protection.
Well, back to the dissertation. I guess I’m a bit groggy; I just woke up!
Litmus
By Julie , April 17, 2007 @ 12:10 am

‘Yall are all fags’ said “Hey yall are all liberal fagots…. Don`t hate the republicans because were obviously better. Yes G.W has made mistakes . Who doesn`t? Just because he is the president doesn`t mean he is perfect. So everyone on here with no life should f*** off, and try to get one. thank you” (sic)

Yes, we do all make mistakes ‘Yall’, but few of us have the incredible influence on the lives of the people of the world that the POTUS does. The wording of your sentence “Don`t hate the republicans because were (sic) obviously better” reminds me of many a childhood day spent in the playground at school, with the oft-heard “my dad can fight your dad!” ringing out across the throng. Ah, those were the days!

I would like to take this opportunity to reassure you that I, along with the majority of people who submit here, do indeed ‘have a life’. I am making the most of mine by educating myself as much as possible. I’d recommend it.

Educated as I am, I must admit fail to comprehend something; why you think that using offensive language and insults will change the opinion of anyone that disagrees with you. Perhaps that is a lack on my part. I happen to think that such resorts are a poor substitute for a lack of vocabulary and a weak argument. Am I alone?

May I be so bold as to suggest that you might try using a spell-checker before submitting? I know they’re not perfect but they do help.
By Sharon , April 17, 2007 @ 2:40 am

hurray! I 100% agree with “Honor”….I am a native of MA and has also met Ted Kennedy. He is an obnoxious jerk, but he has done a great job for the citizen’s of Massachusetts.
By zeke , April 17, 2007 @ 3:45 pm

I don’t hate republicans or democrats i just want a president who has a proper education and who knows where most of the people stand i think its time for some one whose is not rich or greedy and has some level of harsh times in his or her life because lets face it Bush growing with a rich spoiling family has no idea what it takes to do anything outside politics and oil and he seems to be failing us in the area of politics.
By fefe , April 18, 2007 @ 10:14 am

go zeke and shron and julie!!!!!!!
By Josh , April 19, 2007 @ 4:06 am

Bush isn’t stupid. Bush is unwise.
Effective public speaking is only loosely related to intelligence.
I enjoy the quotes because they are funny in and of themselves, not because I think the speaker is an idiot. The fact is, Bush has a MBA from a prestigious school. He has managed to become a president. No Bush isn’t stupid. However, his policies are unwise. He is also stubborn, and I think that he has committed crimes in the White house and should be impeached.
By Bush 4 3rd Term! , April 19, 2007 @ 9:07 pm

Bush is a showman… I’m sure his quotes are purely for entertainment purposes. If you want to see a real joke, check out New Zealands leader, Helen Clark!
By Madame Butterfly , April 20, 2007 @ 9:21 am

i tried to paste the code into my myspace blog but it didn’t work. is there any way you can make a code for blogs? i’d love to have it to show all my friends. email me if you do please!!!!!
By Madame Butterfly , April 20, 2007 @ 9:25 am

i tried to paste the code into my myspace blog but it didn’t work. i love this generator and i want to show all my friends but i can’t get it to work. is there any way you can send me the code for myspace blogs? i would really like to have it. THANK YOU!!
By Canuk , April 21, 2007 @ 6:56 am

I love it…i just added this to my google personal page…and everytime i see a new quote ..i can’t help but chuckle… Afghanistan…Iraq…and now Iran…this madman is not stopping and where are the intelligent Americans with a heart and passion who care about the world ?? Let there not be a 3rd term or else Armageddon will arrive…
By bob , April 21, 2007 @ 10:22 am

julie has issues , shes ” SPECIAL “
By Bill , April 21, 2007 @ 2:53 pm

I’m speechless… I wish I could say the same for Mr. Bush. Thanks for calling him out!
By Darragh , April 23, 2007 @ 1:12 am

As a very curious Non-American, I find it bemusing that such a profound gob-sh1te could become president of his local bowling club nevermind his country. How can such a proud great nation have such a misguided pleboid at the helm? Are there any sane Americans still out there? Please somebody tell me that America still has people that actually have passports, that know where Belgium is ( and what Belgium is for that matter), that don’t weigh over 350 lbs, that have never appeared on Rikki Lake, Oprah or Jerry Springer(another fine American Politician), that don’t think every twelve year old should have their own hand gun, that don’t believe that all muslims are evil and that America is here to save the world?? Huh? Anybody? Please tell me there are just normal American People left? Or has the world gone mad altogether?
By Julie , April 24, 2007 @ 12:37 am

Sorry, this might ramble a little – I apologise in advance.

Bob, I am bemused as to what you mean by ‘has issues’ and ‘SPECIAL’? Just curious…

Darragh, I applaud the employment of the much-maligned term “gob-shite” in this case. I think it’s entirely appropriate.

Josh, I’d love to know how Bush got his MBA and see some of the work he submitted for it, wouldn’t you?

I’m actually visiting the USA in a couple of weeks, for a hard-earned holiday. I have some good friends there and although they are dear, dear friends and people with big hearts. I love them dearly, despite the fact that until I visited their home in North Carolina in 2002, their children, then aged 11 and 13, had no idea what British currency was, no idea that their country’s history started around 1/4 mile from where I grew up, at Washington Old Hall in North East England.
Here’s a snapshot of my experiences there …

Despite the fact my friend does not work, she would take the kids to school in the car, all of a mile, and drop them off a burger and fries for lunch rather than make up a packed lunch… all 4 family members have vehicles now, in addition to the truck her husband uses for his job and a vastly over-sized shiny pick-up truck with cow-horns atop for showing-off purposes. (The kind that makes up for a lack of something else).

I spent 6 weeks putting together a CD Rom with photographs and historical details about places we share – Northumberland County, Durham City; I even researched religion in my area despite the fact I’m an atheist, so I could make a connection with the kids in the school where I was to deliver this presentation. I donated them examples of our currency, everything from a penny up to a £50.00 note ($100 at today’s rate) in the hope it would mean something to them. Afterwards, the first questions I was asked was….”Ma’am, how long does it take you to do your hair?”, “Y’all have McDonalds over there?” and “Where do you buy your clothes?” I, along with the history teacher, despaired.

The over-consumption ethic pervades the lives of ordinary Americans to the point I was fed 2 huge hotdogs at a time for lunch (“Ya can’t have just one! They’re soooo good!” We stopped at Krispy-Kreme on the way to a weekend break and she bought not one doughnut each, but a box of 24 between 5 of us. Very little was home-cooked, everything was take-out and deep fried at that. By the time my 2 weeks was over, my body was crying out for fresh fruit and on arrival at the airport I devoured an apple and 2 oranges from the cafe. I could have cried. My friend morbidly is obese and will never be anything else. Although it’s destroyed any self-confidence she once had, she patently doesn’t know how to be any different.

Several times I have invited the whole family over here to stay with me so they can see how we live – my friend came wit her youngest son once and lost nearly a stone (14 pounds for Americans!) in 10 days, despite eating constantly and never being hungry – it was all fresh, healthy, home-cooked food. But her husband always has a ‘good reason’ not to come. I think it‘s fear.

Until American people are no-longer brainwashed from early childhood with recitals of the Pledge of Allegiance (to a FLAG!), some of them will always remain under its spell. This is a sad reality and not one to blame them for – it’s the regime they live under. Regime…now there’s a word Bush relishes. Is it time for a change?
By Darragh , April 24, 2007 @ 4:28 am

Good on ya Julie for clearing that up for me!

It would seem that there are indeed no “Normal” Americans left.

Basically because the two adjectives (Normal&Amercian) seem to be contradictory.

How sad…

I just wanted to add that the word “gobshite” should never be maligned. It’s a great word, an Irish word and a word in fact, that only a gobshite would indeed malign. Possibly Ironic? Or should I really be using the “I” word with Americans around? You know how they struggle terribly with the very concept.

Thanks again

Sláinte
By Julie , April 24, 2007 @ 7:06 pm

Darragh, I think we need a new page for the whole ‘gobshite’ subject. It’s worthy of it. I can see it now… http://www.gobshite.com.

I don’t like to associate the word ‘normal’ with anyone at all. It implies there is a majority that are identical and that just does not exist. Everyone is unique, but influenced by their culture, surroundings and experience. In my opinion, it is this that has created the exaggerated lifestyle of ‘America’.

I am still looking forward to my holiday and meeting ‘real’ Americans. At the end of the day, we are all the same inside.
By gunna , April 25, 2007 @ 8:36 pm

thanks for the generator – truly sublime humour – with double and triple entendre and although I don’t agree with George’s politics I have to admit that without American support in WW1 and WW2 to the Allies they’d be no freedom to read such a generator and the world’s ability to “have a laugh” at one’s of it’s most powerful men.
By Darragh , April 26, 2007 @ 3:21 am

Gunna,

WW1 and WW2 are no justification for the current state of modern affairs as far as the Yanks are concerned.

The same could be said about Russia. Without Russian military persistance, the Nazis would have been alot more successful. I don’t hear anybody thankin the Russkies for their support in the great wars.

This whole “America is here to save the world in some kind of holy crusade” thing is very disturbing. It probably stems from opinions like yours that if it hadn’t have been for America etc etc. we all be wiping the boots of Nazi Japanese Muslim Terrorists etc

I think it’s very important that America as a nation and Americans as a people are aware that they becoming more and more unpopular with the rest of the world with each passing day that muppet is in power.

DONT LET THE LIKES OF HIM HAPPEN AGAIN——-VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By fefe , April 26, 2007 @ 7:10 am

julie: i am a healthy american who has good eating habits, i walk whenever possible, and when i eat donuts (rarely) i get only 1! i excersize for about 30mins to 2 1/2 hours EVERYDAY, i am energetic and ell my food is home made. iam a vegetarian, i DO NOT say “y’all”, and i am not fat.

there, rant over.

however, i DO agree with you on the whole thing about SOME people being brainwashed, me not being one of them and we’re all the same inside, no matter about our accent, wieght or looks (or nationality)

fefe

ps: don’t take the rant too seriously, i just wanted to get the point across that not all americans are fat slobs who eat wholy off of mcdonalds.
By Julie , April 27, 2007 @ 7:05 pm

Hi fefe,

I understand you completely – I don’t see it as a rant, rather a statement which I accept fully. Fortunately, you are not alone by any means; there are countless others too.

It’s comforting to know that, as I suspected, not everyone is drugged with the pledge of allegiance, but use their own minds and rationality. I wish more people would do the same.

As far as Bush is concerned, my feeling is that the world outside America (and there IS one, George!) perceives him as the personification of everything that is bad about the country; he’s greedy, consumerist, poorly educated despite his ‘qualifications’, ignorant and belligerent. He is incapable of communicating with others at his level and they are too scared of his power to make a point if it.

Mr Bush is the self-appointed guardian of the globe and of the Christian faith. Another thing he was not elected for. ‘Freedom’ and ‘Democracy’ are dirty words when being spat from George’s mouth.
By fefe , April 29, 2007 @ 3:21 am

hear hear! i agree a million times, julie!
By ilovenz , April 30, 2007 @ 3:50 pm

I don’t hate Americans, but I do hate ignorance. Amazing how articulate the republican posts are on here. NOT!

Bush needs to sort his own twisted country out before he starts meddling in the middle east. Or perhaps if he actually cared about human rights abuses he could start with Darfur, or what is happening in Guantanamo?

Keep doing your monkey dance G dubya

No blood for oil!
By ilovenz , April 30, 2007 @ 4:00 pm

Oh and the whole patriotism thing is way OTT! I love my country, but I do not believe New Zealanders are superior to anyone else in the world. A life is a life and I find the term “collateral damage” very offensive.

What is happening in Iraq is disgusting & it is being blamed on Iran. How ignorant does the American Administration think we are? America has blood on its hands. How many people died on 9/11? How many people have died in Iraq, lebanon & how many will die in Iran if America goes ahead with it’s plans? Now who are the terrorists???

As human beings we cannot allow this terrorism to continue.
By bill mccormick , May 8, 2007 @ 8:24 am

A new quote for you:

“You helped our nation celebrate its bicentennial in 17 — in 1976,” George W. Bush to the Queen Elizabeth II in the 200th anniversary of the bound between US and Britain.
By Shaun King , May 8, 2007 @ 2:45 pm

Thanks for making this Bush quote generator.

America is full of contradictions, we have low ranking primary through high school education when compared to the rest of the industrialized world. But we also have the best science programs in the world. Our Ivy League universities are only rivaled by 4 European universities. We have nutty conservatives and nutty liberals. We have smart conservatives (rare) and we have brilliant liberals (many of the smartest in Europe know it is an honor to come to teach in our Ivy League universities) Britain has Richard Dawkins but America has Daniel Dennett. We are home to creative abundance (Bill Gates and Steve Jobs) but we are also home to idiots (KKK members).
Bush represents how too many in America have received a poor “Southern-style” education. Again our lower educational levels are bad so the masses are often tricked into voting for idiots. But what makes someone an American is not necessarily his connection to the masses or his wandering among them. If the rest of the world wants to help us – try exposing our low quality education until the masses in America get embarrassed about that as much as they were embarrassed about the Russian sputnik launch.
By spanky , May 10, 2007 @ 9:16 pm

just added to my homepage, and it makes me laugh everytime a new quote pops up. Even though i dislike Bush and think he is a dangerous egomaniac i find that i quite like him now because i know he is just gonna come out with something utterly stupid. its sort of endearing even though he is a numpty.
By Jessica Leigh , May 11, 2007 @ 9:26 pm

Someone who cant string a sentence together controlling the most powerful country in the world? America has my deepest sympathies. and dragging us into an illegal war with them …It would be funny if it wasnt true!
By HappyGoLucky , May 12, 2007 @ 2:46 am

Aw, all of these harsh statements about democracy failing are really killing the mood! The man is an idiot. People voted for him.

I love democracy; we can say we did it to ourselves and there’s no one else to blame but us. I wouldn’t want it any other way and I can’t wait until I can vote again (for someone else).

By the way, hate Americans if you want, but I don’t believe we’ve met … I don’t think I’m so bad.

Has anyone figured out how to load to myspace?

Oh, and yes, my post is full of typos and improper grammar but guess what … I don’t really care since this is just a post so feel free to correct anything you want. Thanks for the feedback!

Cheers!
By Darragh , May 12, 2007 @ 10:01 pm

Dear Happy Go Lucky

(YouR’e GraMMMAr SCuks Bye tHe Waye)

anyway, yes I do dislike you, even though I haven’t met you. Not because you’re a yank, but because you’re a muppet. You see, you didn’t just do it to yourselves you did it to the rest of the world. You imposed that Republican Clown on the rest of us, just like you’ve imposed your ridculous overpowering foreign policies on the rest of the world for what seems like an age now.

Let me put this in terms you might understand….

To quote the most famous piece of American Literature that you’re probably familiar with….Spiderman The Movie:

“With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility”

It is apalling that a cultureless brat of a nation that America has become believes that it answers to nobody. Therein lies the conflcit with resposibility. No consequences means no concern, and no concern means no responsibilty.

PLEASE Come to your senses America. Become that great leading humanitarian nation you once were and wanted to be. Don’t let the madness continue.
By ilovenz , May 13, 2007 @ 3:47 pm

To quote Darragh: ‘Become that great leading humanitarian nation you once were and wanted to be. Don’t let the madness continue.’ Umm, since when was America a ‘great leading humanitarian nation?’ When they were stealing the country from the indigenous people? When they used African slaves to make them rich? When they ignored WWII, and what was happening to the Jews? When they decided to go to war with Vietnam & then ignored the broken men that returned from that war? When they ignored the atrocities in the former Yugoslavia? When they ignored the victims of their own Hurricane Katrina? When they encouraged Israel to bomb Lebanon? When they ignored the atrocities in Darfur? You get the picture! Now, WHEN were they a ‘great humanitarian nation’? If only that were true!
By Darragh , May 14, 2007 @ 12:01 am

Ok,

so I was trying to encourage them…..

my bad.

It would be nice though…

…could you actually imagine what it would be like if America WAS the country it thinks it is?
By Alex , May 16, 2007 @ 10:57 am

Ok, even though Bush is not very bright, don’t say that Americans and their governement are messed up. We started a governement thats lasted with minimal change since 1776 while you european bastards were running around as peasents stabbing eachother. SO before you call americans “pratts” or whatever your stupid european lingo is think about how much bvetter america is than all of europe combined.

ANd yes i very much enjoy the generator.
By Alex , May 16, 2007 @ 11:01 am

oh yeah

PS
Bush didnt get the majority of votes anyway. Gore did.
the presidential voting system is messed up

oh yeah and europeans shouldnt be allowed to have internet.
get off your european asses and go read a novel or go to one of your socialist clubs.
By Alex , May 16, 2007 @ 11:09 am

another ps. i just read this.

“To quote Darragh: ‘Become that great leading humanitarian nation you once were and wanted to be. Don’t let the madness continue.’ Umm, since when was America a ‘great leading humanitarian nation?’ When they were stealing the country from the indigenous people? When they used African slaves to make them rich? When they ignored WWII, and what was happening to the Jews? When they decided to go to war with Vietnam & then ignored the broken men that returned from that war? When they ignored the atrocities in the former Yugoslavia? When they ignored the victims of their own Hurricane Katrina? When they encouraged Israel to bomb Lebanon? When they ignored the atrocities in Darfur? You get the picture! Now, WHEN were they a ‘great humanitarian nation’? If only that were true!”

Ok aussi first of all why dont you go wash your hands. ive heard about how bad your australian hygeine is. America has helped the world way the hell more than your damn “outback” has.
Yeah americans ignored WWII. havent you ever heard of D-Day. Dumbass.
1 more complaint. THe iraq war sucks, we all know, but dont bitch about americans in general because more than half of people are against it. and anyways if 2000 aussis were killed maybe do you think the general consensus in australia would change a bit? IF you guys had any real power you guys would have done something yourselves. Also if we didnt go into iraq, 20 years later you guys would bitch how we didnt take out saddam hussein while we could.

#1: Darragh is an Irish name.
#2: That’s the Irish flag next to Darragh’s name.
#3: Please refer to the following…

Now apologise, before I send a squadron of kangaroos over to the states to fuck shit up.

Kind regards,
Stu
By Joey , May 16, 2007 @ 12:36 pm

The only reason you all don’t like Bush is because you’re either dumbfuck neosocialists that dont give a fuck whether we’re blown up by sand niggers and you just wajnt to protect the rights of worthless murderers, OR because you’re pussies, and too scared to go to war. Why do you even care, the only country in Europe actually contributing something tangible to the war (no, 10 soldiers does not count) is Great Britain, and their political system is already socialism-raped beyond belief. The only people being economically impacted by the war is the United States. And don’t say it’s for the better, do you know how much more we pay in federal taxes to support the war? More than you make gleaning the damn fields, thats for fucking sure
By Joey , May 16, 2007 @ 12:45 pm

And you all say “There was no al-qaeda involvement in Iraq”. Bullshit. Remember the capture of Al-Zarqawi? oh no, wait, you were all listening to my chemical romance and jacking off to a picture of Karl Marx.

“There were no WMD’s.” Bull fucking shit. Weapons of mass destruction refers to not just nukes, otherwise thats what they would be called. It also refers to chemical and biological weapons, of which thousands upon thousands were recovered in Iraq. And the ydid have the parts to make nuclear missiles, it’s just that there were no completed ones. And don’t say it was for a fucking nuclear energy plant. Weapons-grade uranium, which is what was recovered after the beginning of the war, is way more expensive to make than fuel-grade uranium, and it wouldnt work in an energy plant anyway.

Fucktards. There’s more on the way, commie pinko bastards.
By Alex , May 16, 2007 @ 1:44 pm

Irish drunkor an australian dirtbag, doesnt matter cause america is way the fuck better than both those countries x7 anyway. i hope communists can do math. doesnt matter. dont like america? well al least we werent englands bitches for an extended period of time
By Alex , May 16, 2007 @ 1:45 pm

oh yeah.

i didnt know that was the irish flag because…

NOONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT IRELAND.
most people there are ukranian anyway.

your the biggest fucking hippocrite. most irish people live in the united states.
you might want to follow to avoid starving to death again
By Alex , May 16, 2007 @ 1:52 pm

what is also great about america is we have more than one kind of food unlike ireland!!! isnt that amazing. and we also drink stuff other than beer!!! i know this must very strange to you. you irish poverty stricken fools only eat potatoes and drink beer! so before you complain about america may i suggest some nutritional diversity.

oh yeah and about the slave comment, stfu. for a period of time we did have black slaves, for about 80 years. which is funny because from the fall of the roman empire till the 1700s almost everyone in europe was a slave!!! how funny! so stop jacking off to Freirich Engels and shut you socialist mouth thats full of beer.
By Jack , May 17, 2007 @ 10:56 am

True that! damn ignorant european jerks
By Karl Marx , May 17, 2007 @ 10:57 am

stop masturbating to me fucking europeans
By Medical Spa MD , May 17, 2007 @ 11:39 am

Yer gotta love gw.
By Jon , May 23, 2007 @ 8:42 am

Great stuff – but how come there are no quotes after about 2001?

Maybe George jnr got some serious coaching in how dumb people can appear smart – well not exactly smart.
By I'm Irish n ur NOT! Haha! , May 24, 2007 @ 4:55 am

Darragh- You are a legend!!

George Bush- You are an Eejit!!

Happy Go Lucky- You are a muppet!!

The majority…no wait who am i kidding…All Americans are Stupid and it is not normal to eat your own body weight in food everyday! and considering yous are all obese thats a lot of food!!

Peace Out!!!
By Roland , May 25, 2007 @ 5:15 am

Just to clarify the mass Non-american idiots that are SO worried about Bush being re-elected, He can’t be. He’s at his max terms. So, come the Inaugural Address in January of 2009, there will be no more G.W.B Jr. in the White House for good.

I know everyone should have a right to their opinions but that doesn’t keep those opinions from being wrong or full of crap or both. I don’t care where someone lives. I care more about what type of personality someone has and how likely I am to get along with that person.

People that argue about whether Democrats or Republicans are better miss the main purpose of our government all together. Our government was NOT originally set up to be a 2 party system but as a party independent system where we decide who to have as our leader by how likely that person is to run the Country the way we think it should be ran and who we think will look after our well-being the most. I’d love to see an independent win the Presidential Race for once and have Nothing get done in the Government, that way, more people in the U.S.A. can see how stupid they are for thinking that only (insert party name here) is the best at running our country. There has nor will there be a time where the Government will consist of a single party unless we all decide to vote INDEPENDENTLY of party names.

I agree with a lot of you on here. America needs to get back in shape to help lead the world (because every country expects us too) before we try to reshape other countries (it’s going to happen).

I do want to point out that the U.S.A does have to answer to the UN. We just don’t have to follow the rules as Strictly as everyone else because really, if you say we can’t do something, we could just cut our funding of the UN and then what…? We do fund the UN with the majority of it’s income and relief expenses along with sending in our only relief funds and charity food. I think if we didn’t try to give some much to everyone else we could take better care of your only problems but if we did that, we’d be tagged as Scrooges and we’d be looked at just as badly as we are now. No matter how well we plan out how we’re going to handle something, anything, we’re going to hated by someone that feels like we’re not keeping their best interests in mind.

Really, people need to make up their mind as a whole and then act accordingly. Until that happens (and I don’t ever see it being done) will we as a unified humanity accomplish great thing (no war, no hunger, no injustices).

So stop trying to blame people and just come to realize that You are part of the problem too.
By Roland , May 25, 2007 @ 5:31 am

Sorry for any and all errors on that last post. It was typed out over a span of a few hours while at work and I didn’t realize that I didn’t finish some ideas and thoughts before moving on to another one. I know there are spelling, grammatical, and word usage errors in it too, but I can’t edit it now.

Bash my post(s) if you want. I don’t mind.

Have fun.
By Darragh , May 25, 2007 @ 11:54 pm

Roland

We are all aware GW cant run again. If you actually read correctly I requested that you not let the likes of him happen again.
There is a deeper underlying worry with America in general, I think GW has only just highlighted it and brought it to the forefront.

And yes everyone expects you to lead the world as you say, that doesn’t mean everybody wants you to. Oh and keep your dollar, we don’t want it.

And Alex, you are an absolute gobshite. I wouldn’t even bother answering your ill-educated view on history. And yes millions died because they only liked the taste of potato, hunger pains and death were’nt enough to change their eating rituals. YOU CLOWN. At least our beer doesn’t taste of piss.
By Kyle , May 26, 2007 @ 2:15 pm

George W. Bush and this conflict in Iraq are both egregious mistakes. Bush continually fails to open his mind beyond the failing military strategy in Iraq while the war itself should never had happend. The first reason is Iraq under Saddam served as our counter balance to Iran in the Middle East. As long as both remained intact they would keep each other busy. The second is the overthrow of Saddam would create a power vaccum. One that is almost impossible to stabilize due to the area consisting of several ethnic and religious groups all vying for power and out for each other’s blood. The third reason is the introduction of radical Islamic fundametalists into an area previously clean of such taint. Contrary to popular belief, Saddam, a SECULAR brutal dictator, and radical islamic terrorists did not get along. Saddam was as much their enemy as we are. We now have created a massive recruiting pool for these terroists who have since Saddam’s overthrow deeply infested the area. These terrorists in Iraq aren’t the intelligent, methodical, radicals we encountered during 9/11. These are street militia caught up in their hatred for the U.S who have stormed through their streets and brought open slaughter to their country. Had the president and his cabinet done a little more research or broadened their world view a little bit we (as in the world) may not be in this predicament.

As an American I am appalled at the ignorance that has been displayed by posters “ALEX” and “JOEY” particularly those by ALEX.

Dear Mr. Alex,

First off, The first successful British colony was Jamestown established in 1607. That would be 169 years of British control over the American colonies that would make up the foundation of our country. Now I don’t know about you but 169 years is a pretty damn long time to be as you put it “England’s bitch”. even though we “officially” ablolished slavery during the Civil War via The Emancipation Proclamation that doesn’t change the fact that African Americans were treated as second class citizens well into the 20th century. Also, slavery extends back as far as the earliest human civilizations in the Middle East. People have been enslaving each other ever since there were people to enslave (usually captives in war). As for europe being full of peasants stabbing each other… are you out of your gourd? As I recall it, Europe was anything but that. Around the time of our country’s birth the Spanish, Portuguese, and British Empires were flourishing. All of which helped to establish colonies that your ancestors came to. Oh and before I forget a little known guy by the name of Napoleon was leading his french troops to victory after victory daring to conquer large portions of the world and establish the French Empire in the early 1800s.

Oh and by the way before you start making fun of other countries economic misfortunes (particularly IRELAND’s potato famine) don’t be quick to forget the hoovervilles and bread lines of something called the Great Depression that happend right here in the U.S.

But you probably knew all that already right?
By Darragh , May 26, 2007 @ 9:48 pm

Well said Kyle, thank you for restoring a little faith in the Usain People.

oh and just so you know Alex, Ireland has a better standard of living than America. We have one of the strongest economies in Europe and we will also be clear of all national debt in fours years. We were the leading exporter in the entire world of computer components last year but yes,
some of us….

myself included…..

Do like beer and potatoes (the shame)
By Aaron , May 28, 2007 @ 11:45 am

I wish people now cared and spoke out more about the war like they did during the Vietnam. All those hippies , but now people just say. “Oh I’m against the war but what can I do?” I hate that. WE are America the people not the government that is what so great about America thats how we even became a country. Yes ever since the revolutionary war America screwed things up. But there will come a generation where American people will realize they are America. Bill Clinton was gonna be impeached for an affair and that’s just his personal life. Why can’t we speak out about George W Bush ordering the death of Americans, Iraqi’s and History when we bombed them much history was lost.
By leo , June 1, 2007 @ 2:27 am

he’s just so stupidly funny
By tom payne , June 2, 2007 @ 5:49 am

What a wonderful gadget. What a wonderful site. Far more us citizens contributing exhibit the sort of intelligence and vision that has made the world admire he USA so much – but then the rednecks – the tailer trash – the rubbish – remind us of why the rest of the world hates you ( karlmarks – you arer the most pathetic of the lot but the rest of you know whoyou are).

The KKK it appears are alive and well and appearing at a web discussion near you. Why aren’t you guys out in Iraq or somewhere hot civilizing ragheads and teaching them the benefits of democracy through violence, torchure
By tom payne , June 2, 2007 @ 5:53 am

and rape. I love your country but idiots like you let it down all over the world. Long live America – but death to the narrow minded attitudes that her most stupid sons espouse.
By Anne , June 2, 2007 @ 11:59 pm

Dear Roland:

You stated: We just don’t have to follow the rules as Strictly as everyone else because really, if you say we can’t do something, we could just cut our funding of the UN and then what…? We do fund the UN with the majority of it’s income and relief expenses along with sending in our only relief funds and charity food.

A little fact:

“35 years ago the United States eloquently and successfully argued to both the International Court of Justice and the UN General Assembly that UN dues are legally binding financial obligations in international law.

The United States is now delinquent $1.6 billion in UN dues. These arrears accumulated during several years of non-payment for peacekeeping and regular budgets for which America had voted.”

Wirthlin Worldwide did a survey for the United Nations Association of the USA. The survey asked about this line of thinking: ‘If you add in the cost of troops and services the United States has on its own provided to help peacekeeping missions, the UN should actually owe us money.’ Just under half (45 percent) said they would find this a very convincing argument for not paying UN dues.

But that argument depends on a big ‘if.’ It is if you ‘add in’ activities that were never authorized, budgeted or administered by the United Nations. Isolationists pretend the United Nations should ‘owe’ money for American troops or fighter planes or an offshore fleet over which the United Nations had no control. These are costs that its members never voted to accept. Just because your friend goes off and runs up charges on his credit card with you in mind doesn’t mean you are responsible for his credit card bill.

So No Roland, you don’t finance the UN.
By Jack , June 5, 2007 @ 3:27 am

Hilarious piece of crap. Oh yeah
By Sean , June 5, 2007 @ 6:52 am

Hey Dan, it is true. i have to deal with his idiocy daily because I live here. Oh and he wants you dead because you are gay. He is a bigoted moron that wields the biggest military power in history. Someone please liberate us.
By Sean , June 7, 2007 @ 9:47 am

I would like to analogize to everyone for some of the views expressed by my unfortunate, ignorant and stupid countrymen. Some of us still believe in true freedom and not this “you are either with us or with the terrorists” Nazi retoric bullshit.

for all my fellow Americans that love Bush I suggest that you look up a statement made by W. In a meeting at the White house about the legality of the patriot Act he said “stop throwing the Constitution in my face. It’s just a goddamn piece of paper”. Talk about unamerican. He’s a traitorous swine.
By Alex , June 7, 2007 @ 12:24 pm

Im sorry about the comments i made, it was a bad day, i wasn’t thinking straight. a couple things i want to say and thats it. I recant them.

1 Not all americans are fat, just most.

2 The UN doesnt do anything.

3 Bush didnt get the majority of votes in the election.

4 America wants to be a great humanitarian nation, its just currently we lack the money. Iraq was an attempt at Oil riches (which honestly im not completely oppesed to that idea) but failed. We also have a system where conservatives hold us back

5 America isn’t as bad as it’s stereotypes are. Most of those are based off the south, not educated areas like major cities.

6 Bush is a moron, but him and the 16% of Americans that approve of him have lost power, his stupidity seems to have undecided and young voters towards liberalism

7 Sorry, bad day, wasn’t the time to here America being insulted.
By Alex , June 7, 2007 @ 12:31 pm

oh yeah it doesnt have his greatest quote ever

“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
By James , June 7, 2007 @ 1:59 pm

For 6 plus years and all I can do is lower my head is shame. I did not vote fot this man. This man is so dumb it hurts.
By Hector , June 8, 2007 @ 7:59 am

It is amazing that the most powerfull country in the world, has an ape for presindent. Aparently lack of intelligence, etickete, and world issues knowledge is required to hold office. The Oval Office fits GORGEOUS MAXIMUS (aka Geroge W. Bush) a bit big, the responsability of being part of the G8 is a bit much for our fearles leader.
By Hector , June 8, 2007 @ 8:00 am

It is amazing that the most powerful country in the world has an ape for president. Apparently lack of intelligence, linguistic skills and knowledge on world issues is required to hold office. The Oval Office fits GORGEOUS MAXIMUS (aka George W. Bush) a bit big; the responsibility of being part of the G8 is a bit much for our fearless leader. Specially when
By Amit Sharma , June 11, 2007 @ 11:24 am

the sad thing is this is probably the wold most powerful person, that we chose, thanks america. thanks alot. i did not vote fo this man/ape/potential alien.
By Shahzad , June 11, 2007 @ 9:52 pm

Thank God for our dictator in Pakistan
By Alex , June 12, 2007 @ 2:37 pm

That guy is seriously a moron. Why don’t our young voters just vote, thatll be the end of him.
By LucasL , June 13, 2007 @ 3:16 pm

I love this. Thanks for it! This guy’s a complete @$$#♢☝✉ that’s making America look like a group of @$$#♢☝✉$.
By why oh why? , June 15, 2007 @ 1:39 am

Having visited the U.S last November I did have a wonderful time, staying in NYC I met lots of very nice people – a few things came to my attention.. the guide at the statue of liberty reciting how wonderful the US was to his audience, that the statue was the symbol of free nations, free speech, and the right to choose your own governments – democracy, the US so powerful and rich leading the World in to the future – blah blah blah.. a few things here.. if the US government can spend HUGE amounts of money on arms against “terror” why are there small shops in Brooklyn accepting food tokens? Why hasn’t New Orleans and the Gulf area been given the same funds to rebuild their homes and communities? Why are there still many innocent people held in Guantanemo Bay, why are there “rendition flights”? Why do so many American people live in “trailer parks” surely affordable homes could be built? Why doesn’t the Kyoto agreement apply to the US? Why have so many innocent people been killed – twin towers and Iraqi citizens, Why have so many soldiers been killed (all sides)? Why do we have an AIDS epidemic that could be relieved by medication? Why are people still living in makeshift shelters after the tsunami in Asia, or the Earthquake in Iran? Why isn’t there LOVE? Why isn’t there UNDERSTANDING? No person has the right to take another person’s life whether that be war, capital punishment or indeed lack of respect… Why, when I was in NYC did I meet a man, a Vietnam Veteran sitting in a wheelchair, homeless and looking for spare change? That made me angry.. once unusable thrown away…
This site is hilarious by the way – it’s just so sad that as we laugh at the insanity of the comments many people now suffer because of those comments…. I’m just so glad I can sit down with my Jewish Hindu Christian and Muslim friends and know I have respect for them as they do for me….
By Sean , June 16, 2007 @ 2:28 am

Wow Why oh why. Great post. Being a citizen of this once great nation I too have asked myself these same questions and more. unffortuanately we are increasingly being given one of two choices when we vote. Republicans, who openly show that they are for greed, corruption, power and war, or Democrats, who pretend to be against greed, corruption, power and war. Neither side really cares about the American people or the world population. They only care about advancing their carreers and agenda. both sides fight against allowing members of other political parties to run for office anywhere in the nation and both sides believe that the ends justify the means no matter how many people they kill or how many homeless children exist in our nation.

I believe that with the power and money we had before the war that we could have drastically decreased the poverty level of our nation, invested in improving our education system so that we could be at the forefront of science and technology, and possibly send troops to places were they could help improve the situation such as Darfur. Oh wait we would have no monetary or corporate gain by doing these things.
By Paul , June 17, 2007 @ 12:21 pm

I can forgive your President’s mild autism.
I can forgive him (Bush Jnr) that his inablilty to articulate the veiws of his government may at times be awkward.
I can forgive the ignorance of some Americans.
I can forgive the generalisations that some posters make about the citizens of the U.S.

I cannot forgive that the loss of childrens lives in Iraq is ignored. That is real and it isn’t funny. A generation lost. Those left will be maleable and radicalised (because they don’t know any better). Our kids will be left to deal with the legacy of this war. The broken citizenry of a broken country.

The dialogue created by this google tool is far more interesting than verbal mistakes made by Bush Jnr.
By Jeff , June 17, 2007 @ 3:34 pm

This is unreal. I must admit I was amused at first but now it makes me sick to my stomach to realize how really stupid and uneducated he is, and we let him run this country into the ground, AND he’s not going to be impeached for his wrong doing’s??? ARGH!!!!
By Don Burrows , June 18, 2007 @ 3:36 am

Like Yogi Berra, only scaria
By Lannie Sorensen , June 20, 2007 @ 5:19 am

Added this to my Google homepage…never fails to bring a smile to my face and a tear to my eye…

My current fave…

“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once — shame on — shame on you. You fool me, you can’t get fooled again.”
By Amanda , June 22, 2007 @ 8:02 am

There’s no escape! Run to the hills! Build a cabin in the mountains and await the rising sea! Only Ray Mears can save us now!
By ian , June 27, 2007 @ 2:29 am

he is exactly wat americans deserve. ya get wat ya vote for.
By Wilhelm Raab , June 29, 2007 @ 9:01 am

I *love* this thing. This is sooo sweet! Thank you!!
By yr, June 30, 2007 @ 2:17 am

This is brilliant. Love the american people but hate the american govt. What I do not understand is how gw got elected the second time around? (lost faith in the u.s. people). Are the majority of americans supportive of bush? It would have been interesting if gw was allowed to run for the third time. Maybe a missed opportunity for the u.s. to save face with the rest of the world as a result of gw not being re-elected.
By Jeeber J , June 30, 2007 @ 5:14 am

As a Texan raised in Canada, I still have an affinity to the Lone Star state. While my views are generally conservative, I do have to laugh at GWB and what he has done during his tenure in office. And with all due respect to the common people of the United States, it is because – throughout the decades – of your elected officials and their financial supporters (various lobby groups) that you are so hated around the world. U.S. invades Iraq
By Jeeber J , June 30, 2007 @ 5:17 am

(sorry, part of my posting got cut off…)
- “because” terrorists fly planes into buildings – “because” U.S. interests oversees are driven by corporate greed and take grievous advantage of other countries and their citizens.

What scares me to hell? The time of economic power of the United States is over, or coming to an end. The 19th century was the century of Great Britain; the 20th century was the century of the United States; and the 21st century is the century of China, and possibly India. What happens when a bully suddenly loses one type of power? They strike out with whatever they have left. The U.S. is losing its strangle-hold on the world economic stage, so what do they have left? Their military might.

Be afraid people – be very afraid.
By Alex , June 30, 2007 @ 1:34 pm

Dont insult americans. He didnt even win the first election with the most votes. He was victorious in the 2nd because john was a moron. Almost all of us hate him. It is obvious we need to reform our education, social security and healthcare systems, but because of him we lack the resources to do that.
By This is amazing... , June 30, 2007 @ 4:09 pm

Firstly, you guys have to get your facts right before you go out using them to your advantage. Just to name two I stumbled upon, that George Bush never won by popular vote (he did 2nd election) and that AIDS can be healed by medication (it CAN’T and even then there are large organizations trying to prevent the spread of AIDS).

Now to what I am really saying. We go killing innocents in Iraq? Last time I checked I wasn’t the soldier with the gun in hand. Since when do you get the right to stereotype all of America as stereotypical trigger-happy war addicts? I believe that America is the greatest country that has ever been freedom-wise. Britain ruled because of conquest, America ruled because of the huge amounts of liberty and capitalism, which have no signs of disappearing (and don’t say the Patriot Act, if you have nothing to hide it shouldn’t hurt you). That Vietnam veteran that was on welfare– this a capitalistic society, if you want to be honored, you make sure you become honored, if you want to be rich, you make sure you make alot of money. That is exactly the beauty of this country, every person is not held back by the lazy or apathetic (which is the reason Communism doesn’t work). I hope you see what I am saying, but if you don’t, fine, just don’t flame America anymore.
By agree , July 2, 2007 @ 3:38 pm

i totally agree. thank you.
By Michel Ramey , July 3, 2007 @ 3:45 am

Childish and immature. This belongs on a adolescent website. It is a low point for google. Uninformed ingrates with a passion to ridicule a sitting president. When you can’t discuss issues this is your refuge….
By Darragh , July 3, 2007 @ 4:24 am

George W. Bush like his dear ol’ pa brfore him, is just the tip of the Ice-Berg, bringing to the forefront an underlying problem with America in general. Veiled intentions on International Policies, Oil Chasing and tragic, shocking double standards all make the rest of the world wary of the ‘Great Nation’.

The very dubious goings on at a certain five sided building combined with the belief held dear to certain American people that they are indeed here to, like superman, save the world, gives America license to do as they please, answering to no-one. Now surely that would be considered a dictatorship? It would seem to me that the sword of alleged Freedom and Democracy that Dubya wields so openly is only based on the democracy of the USA, which considering the culture therein or lack of it rather is leaving the rest of the world slightly worried.

Surely one can understand why America ain’t as popular as it once was and deserved to be?

Is it to late for redemption?

Sláinte
By Darragh , July 3, 2007 @ 4:25 am

toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
By Alan , July 3, 2007 @ 11:04 pm

Just wondering…did “This is amazing…” mean to say “fine, just don’t FLAME America anymore.” or was it supposed to be “fine, just don’t BLAME America anymore.” ????????????????????????
By Rachel O'Doherty , July 4, 2007 @ 8:57 pm

I think the best way to describe George is that he is like marmite! You either hate the guy, or love him and think he’s the best thing in the world. It seems that 99% of the world (including me) hate him, yet he somehow is still *PRESIDENT of the U.S.A.*!!! I think the question everyone should be asking is why?…………. Why is he the most powerful man in the world when he seems to have no brains?… Is it because of his “friends” or do people actually like him?
Well that’s my veiw anyway!
Peace,
Rach xxx
By Rachel O'Doherty , July 4, 2007 @ 9:07 pm

SORRY………… I would just like to say that in my comment i am not stereotyping Americans or any other nationality. I don’t have anything against America or Americans. It is one of the greatest countries of all time and has so much great history. It is George Bush who I have a problem with or even more so his attitude, it’s sickening to think that his views are: war solves everything. People have lost their lives because of this man. He should be truly ashamed! It’s just not right.
Thanks for reading what I have to say,
Rachel
P.S. Don’t say you don’t care because this is an issue which affects people all around the world. People who “Don’t Care” are lazy.
By America is Great except its leader , July 6, 2007 @ 2:32 pm

America is great. Bush sucks. On a positive note he has turned most americans against conservative republicans, which opens up the American government to attempt liberal change.
By Keith Berry , July 6, 2007 @ 11:05 pm

“W went down to Texas made a deal with the devil, said Devil I’m to damn stupid to own my own oil company, wham!
“Devil I’m to damn stupid to be governor,wham!”
“Devil I’m really to damn stupid to be President” Kaboom!

Well I guess we are experiencing the payback.
By Jane Vera , July 7, 2007 @ 2:39 am

07 06 07
Re: Where do we go from here in Iraq?

Hi Everyone,

The POTUS is slow-witted. But I believe he is an abberation. We should look forward to January 20, 2009. That is when the world gets a new President. And yes, Bruce Fein was right when he correctly diagnosed Bush as aggressively ignorant instead of just being an imbicile, because if Bush was an inbicile, then he wouldn’t be accountable. But, of course; he is. But that’s enough of that. Let us look ahead and create a new world of ideas in repairing at least some of the damage that Bush has done, and moving forward; especially in Iraq. We owe it to the world to remediate as much as we can. But ideas are beginning to emerge.

Did anyone see a live discussion yesterday on C-Span from Johns Hopkins University with Michael O’Hanlon and Edward Joseph discussing a concept of a, “soft partition” of Iraq? I saw part of it. These articulate gentlemen were very interesting in fleshing out an idea for creating the two remaining states in that region of the world, such as a, “Sunistan,” and a “Shi’istan.” They said at one point in the conversation, that we already have the first of the states in existence already; Kurdistan and the Shi’ite state and the Suni states are to come.

I hope you may have caught this disscussion. The questions in the audience there in D.C. were also very intelligent. I believe this forum may have been sponsored by SAIS. Check it out if you can.

Just an idea, everybody.
Take care.
Jane
By Jane Vera , July 7, 2007 @ 2:46 am

Re: Correction

….forgive my bad punctuation. KURDISTAN is the one of the triad that already exists in northern Iraq. In this discussion at Johns Hopkins, it would proposedly be a new Shi’ite state to be decided upon as well as a Suni-run state to complete the tri-partition of Iraq. (It was mentioned visa vi a question that there are many more groups in Iraq as well such as Jews and Christians who will want land as well.)
By Daniel Paul , July 8, 2007 @ 12:05 am

Never mind the politics. The man’s a boob! It’s both funny, and sad, to observe the linguistic carnage he releases, every time he opens his gob.
January 20, 2009 can’t come too soon.
By Daniel Paul , July 8, 2007 @ 12:09 am

re: Rachel O’Doherty

Peace, indeed! Amen sister.
By Michael Harnois , July 8, 2007 @ 5:49 am

No, these would be informed ingrates who are merely pointing out the way the sitting president humiliates himself and the country he purports to serve each and every day. If he weren’t ridiculous to start with, after all, there would be nothing to ridicule.
By Darragh , July 9, 2007 @ 1:17 am

Dear Jane Vera,

I’d just like to point out that the “World” doesn’t get a new president on Januray 20 2009. As far as I’m aware there has bever been a president of the world. Although the concept is quite nobel, I pray to Holy God that if there ever comes a time when he do have one, that he or she is NOT American.

The world doesn’t stop at America’s border, pleeeeaase understand this.

Advice for Americans: Go out, buy a passport, visit somewhere NOT American, get some culture, meet someone different, take their views and beliefs on board, accept the diversity, appreciate difference.

See The Bigger Picture.

Kindest Regards
By James J Reardon , July 9, 2007 @ 5:51 am

Bush,Chenny and cronies have done enoughdamage to tis country,that we never get over it.
They should be held accountable.
By Mark Peachey , July 10, 2007 @ 9:26 pm

How dumb are Americans to elect this dummy twice? How dumb are Britons and Australians to elect their Prime Ministers that cow tow this dummy. I am embarrassed for our countries and feel sorry for all Iraqis.
By Jennifer Madrigal , July 11, 2007 @ 1:54 pm

Thanks for offering putting out this tool. Wow… I mean I knew our president had issues with speaking, but boy I didn’t realize how bad it was.
Luv Jenn-
By Jennifer Madrigal , July 11, 2007 @ 2:01 pm

OMG it’s contagious now I’m starting to speak like an idiot look at my last comment. lol I better keep ‘reading his quotes’ to a minimum. There should be a warning label like “Use with CAUTION!” lol
Luv Jenn-
By J Hideki , July 12, 2007 @ 8:40 am

Having lived in the States long time, I noticed that Americans don’t see things happening outside of this country. This is the fault of major news media such as ABC, NBC, CBS etc. and probably education system in this country where they don’t recommend to read foreign literature such as various European and Asian novels. I think this is one of the reasons dumb GWB was elected not once, but twice. And GWB is so ignorant about the world, history, and people’s minds. After 9-11, neocon carried out this conspiracy to invade Iraq using 9-11 as a good reason. Major news organization did follow the propaganda by neocon without analyzing what they said. That is the major reason most of American people were cheated easily by group of Neocon. If you have gone to the web sites by moveon.com etc. there were former CIA personnel insisting the reasoning for attacking Iraq was bogus and twisted before Bush declared to invade Iraq.
By J Hideki , July 12, 2007 @ 8:48 am

Republiscan dominated news media is another problem.
American educators must adopt methods to teach students more about the world affairs and people outside of the U.S. Democracy does not work if we have ignorant people! News media has report or show people what’s happening around the world, not about storms or wars or disasters, how the people live and what they think. Not just about nature, or historical sites. How people in other countries make living and spend everyday.
By J Hideki , July 12, 2007 @ 8:49 am

Republiscan dominated news media is another problem.
American educators must adopt methods to teach students more about the world affairs and people outside of the U.S. Democracy does not work if we have ignorant people! News media has to report or show people what’s happening around the world, not about storms or wars or disasters, how the people live and what they think. Not just about nature, or historical sites. How people in other countries make living and spend everyday.
By J Hideki , July 12, 2007 @ 8:54 am

Republican dominated news media companies are another problem. They blindly followed Bush administration’s propaganda. Shame on them.
Shame on FOX! 90% of FOX viewers believe the incorrect story told by this news media!
American educators must adopt methods to teach students more about the world affairs and people outside of the U.S. Democracy does not work if we have ignorant people! News media has to report or show people what’s happening around the world, not about storms or wars or disasters, how the people live and what they think. Not just about nature, or historical sites. How people in other countries make living and spend everyday.
By I'm even more amazed , July 12, 2007 @ 12:10 pm

Actually, I’m pretty sure I said “Don’t Flame Americans”, because calling us ignorant and blaming us of being stupid and biased is flaming. I highly agree that Bush does not claim the skills to be an efficient (or at least liked) president. Our Pentagon is a place to plot against other countries for monetary gain? Of course not, our country was founded upon a 100% patriotic base, and I am more than sure that if someone working in the Pentagon, who probably really could get more money for his work, would only choose to work there if he really loved the country. Not everything is a conspiracy against us, I think that even Bush thinks he’s still somewhat protecting us (whether its for oil or not). I would like to end by asking you not to bend anything I say just to get a point out of it, or maybe even a little Irish play on words! (hey guys, flame rhymes with blame!!!) And close with saying, I am thoroughly proud of my nation, nothing you could ever say would make me think otherwise, for I see my nation as OF the people and FOR the people, for my great country gives the people the right, if it ever goes highly astray from its original intent, to reform the government fitting to the principles which founded this country.

Thank you and I will continue to enjoy the diversified culture of America
By Darragh , July 13, 2007 @ 1:00 am

Dear Mr. Amazed

I think America is far, far away from the principals on which it was founded. Of course it was founded by 100% Patriotism. Otherwise what would be the point of founding it?

America is a little bit like communism, a nice idea in principal but always open to corruption and in the end self destruction.

Sometimes the best of intentions have disastrous consequences.

I’m sure the right to bear arms was intended well, but ultimately, how many have died because guns in America are so readily available.

It amazes me that gambling is illegal in certain states, that drinking alcohol is illegal for under 21s/23s(?) Yet guns are two a penny.

And where you are sure that people in that five sided building are honest and upright and 100%, not many people outside of the US are.

You see, you might be able to con your own people with stories on the news of heroic patriotism combined with mental and educational conditioning (by the way are you still all singing the national anthem and saluting the Stars and Stripes in the morning?), but the rest of the world is privvy to the bigger pciture…the arms sales, to the innocent civilain casualties etc…or what’s the phrase you Americans use so freely…”Collateral Damage”?

How can we rely on a democracy that is so inward and self-absorbed to deliver on international policy?
By Mr.Amazed , July 13, 2007 @ 4:19 am

Ok, you still haven’t stopped what I asked you to do in the first post. Stop stereotyping us! It is always “what do YOU Americans” “It’s all because of YOU Americans”. Guess what? How would you like it if I just concluded this whole debate by saying, “You’re just a drunk Irish man”? But I don’t. I don’t use the stereotypes to my advantage. I would be doing the exact same thing by pointing out all the problems that Ireland has, and blame it on “YOU drunkards”, that’s essentially what you’re doing. Now to the real points. The rights to own arms helps, because in every murder ever attempted, there is always a victim. And if that victim can reach a firearms, he has a much better chance of surviving (don’t just say “but the murderer wouldn’t have firearms in the first place”, because someone who blatantly disobeys the law would probably just get the gun elsewhere). On another point, I don’t see how this country leads to self-destruction. If anything, my country gives me the right to rebuild the government if it ever starts to self-destruct the country. And on a closing note, isn’t a democracy supposed to be “self-absorbed” in a sense, just by definition?
By michael , July 13, 2007 @ 3:10 pm

I am reading a wonderful book on the history of the leadup and conduct of WWI. For all the whining Euros who leap to criticise … you stood around in a circle setting bait and traps with no escapes begging for a major world war and you got just that. Then you let Hitler come on in WWII. Who bailed you out. Who helped rebuild the countries. Who protected the countries since. Who showed the way to developed new economies.

Whine whine whine.
By Darragh , July 14, 2007 @ 6:03 am

Mr Amazed,

Firstly, in point of fact I am a drunk Irishman. This however, is not important.

Secondly, Ireland’s problems aren’t forced on the rest of the world.

Thirdly, the right to bear arms is ridicuolus. Just ask the kids at Columbine, now I know, I know, if all the kids had guns not as many would have died, right? Now if that really is your argument then you truly are missing the point completely as only a conditionalized cultureless American could. But then I guess you don’t know any better, that is my point.

Fourthly Democracy serves the appropriate land that votes. It shouldn’t be forced on the rest of the world. Americans deserve Dubya, the World Does Not.

Tiocfaidh ar la, ansin pog mo thon.
By Darragh , July 14, 2007 @ 6:04 am

By the way,

Michael,

it certainly wasn’t the U.S.
By Mr.Amazed , July 14, 2007 @ 9:25 am

I agree with you in many respects, Darragh, I just hate it in how you, in every argument, try to harm the reputation on human beings who happened to be born in America. For example, you said if there were ever a world leader, you just hoped he wouldn’t be American. Now, I disagree with anyone controlling the world, but having bias against the opportunities of success for a human being just because of his nationality is as bad as racism, if not worse. There are many humans working for the international good in every nation. If you would stop stereotyping us maybe you would realize that…
By Darragh , July 18, 2007 @ 8:56 pm

Listen Mr Amazed,

I can only go on what or who I know,

now you have already demonstrated your opinion on a number of issues which justifies my line of thought as far as you’re concerned.

Mr Bush, also has not only demonstrated his vast and varied opinions, but also imposed them. Now, as far as a democracy that voted for him is concerned…what can my opinion be of the majority of voters in America? My apologies if making an assumption about the majority of people from a place just because the majority of people from a place put a gimp in charge, but what else can I think?

The only question I have is do Americans not see what is happening through conditioning etc. or are they genuinely mad too and believe their own bullwhack, or maybe they just don’t care? Either way, it’s a very worrying situation.
By MBC , July 19, 2007 @ 6:02 am

This gadget is not working in Igoogle, This message appears in its place.

The Bush Quote Generator is currently experiencing server issues. We apologise for the inconvenience.
By jonrichco , July 20, 2007 @ 5:58 am

S’obvious – Mr Amazed or maybe Alex or the CIA or Mr Gonzales has hacked the site – next we’ll probably get a substituted “how the younger shrub saved the world/freedom/democracy (pick one!)” gadget.

Hope you get the site working soon. My mornings without a quote seem empty!
By jonrichco , July 20, 2007 @ 6:25 am

…………. and loves Iraqi children and the environment.
By Darragh , July 21, 2007 @ 3:03 am

probably
By Demo Joe , July 22, 2007 @ 2:06 pm

It’s strange to me why this site is suddenly not working. I am not a conspiracy theorist but it seems odd that all other portlets for iGoogle are working for me except for this one. This administration has made me started looking for black helicopters. Obama or Hilary, please save us!
By Deborah , July 24, 2007 @ 3:53 am

I’m dismayed by the fact that the Bush quote generator isn’t working. Will it be fixed soon or has the White House started to redraft the Constitution?
By Deborah , July 25, 2007 @ 12:12 am

Hey, Darraugh, I did not vote for the man either time he ran. I loathe him and everything he stands for. Not every American is a stupid Yank.
By Joey Cross , July 26, 2007 @ 1:30 am

Why can’t you fix your Google gadget? That was the best part of my Google home page and it’s been broken for far too long!! This quote generator of yours is important because it exposes the fact that evil forces disrespected us so deeply that they put an idiot figurehead in charge, almost to make fun of us, almost as if to test just how stupid we really are!
By Darragh , July 26, 2007 @ 3:30 am

Apologies Deb, but speak louder, so all including Bush can hear,

Dia Dhuit
By Deborah , July 26, 2007 @ 7:11 am

I’ve been on a black list somewhere for nearly 9 years for speaking out LOUDLY against Mr. Shrub! I even tried to get dual citizenship with Ireland but my grandmother was born here and not in Ireland. Unless we get nuked, there’s hope for the world in 2008!
By Sam , July 27, 2007 @ 12:22 am

Anybody notice that the responses posted here in support of G.W. tend to be ungrammatical, poorly spelled, and often foul-mouthed? This suggests to me that at this point in our history the American population is primarily uneducated, rude, intolerant, and maybe just plain stupid. These are the people who elected Mr. Bush, and they did so because they recognize themselves in him. Unless we can find a way to re-civilize our nation, we will only get more of the same.

Thanks for the quotes. Anybody with half a brain can see the man is not adequate to the task of leading the free world. We clearly need to find a way to laugh about it, since we don’t seem to have the backbone to impeach and hold him accountable for the various fascistic and criminal acts he has committed as a result of his abject failure to understand the dual concepts of freedom and respect for others’ freedoms.

Darragh, I don’t blame you for thinking Americans are all combative, overbearing idiots, but it’s not true. The rest of us just seem to be outnumbered at the moment. That doesn’t mean we’re not trying to correct the situation.
By manina , July 27, 2007 @ 4:51 am

Any ETA on when this will be fixed?

My mornings are not the same!

They seem kind of lame!

Tell me it was not nixed!
By Webb Mealy , July 27, 2007 @ 3:46 pm

You know, his dad, who was head of the CIA, Vice President and President, also couldn’t put a sentence together without completely garbling it. I don’t think it’s stupidity–more like a kind of partial aphasia. That said, there are worse things than stupidity. If only he were just dumb. He might be a lot safer.
By Sam , July 28, 2007 @ 12:34 am

Actually, Web Mealy, I think they’re both just speaking Texan. My boss, who spent the larger part of his adulthood in Texas, and who is extraordinarily intelligent, has a tendency to speak in much the same way. It’s funny, but not actually an indicator of idiocy.
By Mary Collins , July 28, 2007 @ 8:48 pm

Life is less funny without starting with a Bush Quote from the Generator you’ve set up – it is the first thing that draws me in the morning.

I am more amazed at each quote, “this man is our President? What were we thinking?”. Being a dyed in the wool Democrat, I look forward to some sanity hopefully to be brought by the next elections. This is not a “dynasty” – if Jeb Bush raises his interest in being next; we need to all move to Canada.

Please fix your site SOON – I need the chuckle to start my day!
By Mrs. America , July 29, 2007 @ 12:51 am

We really miss the daily quotes. Along with my morning caffeine, they give me fuel for the day. The quotes propel me to be active in electing democrats and booting out this rotten, greedy lot that stole the last two American presidential elections. Now. it seems that with Georges July 17 presidential proclaimation, people like us could be arrested, economically ruined and jailed for “harming efforts in Iraq” This seems to include the notion of “harming morale.” by expressing our opinions. I urge everyone on this post to listen to informative radio like NPR and better, Air America. I think this will make even Darragh have a better opinion of what most Americans are really thinking. We are APPAULED that this idiot is our president. We think Dick Cheny and company run the country, and that they want the Iraq war to go as long as possible so that their profit making ventures (Halliburton, Blackwater…) can continue to soar while sacrificing our American soldiers, and Iraq civilians. This is beyond tragic, it is immoral and highly illegal. They are trying to gut the constitution, and change so many laws to remain entrenched. I am praying that all the Americans on this post, your family and friends take action, call your US Representatives and Senators, demand impeachment, support John Conyers and his investigation, demand Congressional Subponeas be enforced. Give money and volunteer for Obama, Edwards or support Russ Feingold;s efforts. Don’t forget Cindy Sheehan, the gold star families and all the Republicans that are finally beginning to speak out against the current pillaging of the constitution. Please GET ACTIVE politically before it is too late, and they do something even stupider like invade or bomb Iran. Call Nancy Pelosi and insist that she put impeachment back on the table. These criminals must be held to account. Oh, and please oh please fix this gadget, it makes my morning! Peace Out!
By t.rea , July 29, 2007 @ 1:27 am

i feel sorry for george,
I reckon he’s kepted druged by dick c. and rolled out when needed, ever notice how surprized he always looks when he walks into a room? And when he starts to talk, he stutters and stammers as if he doesn’t really know whats going on… Anyone remember when he was in China he was walking off a podiem and walked into a locked door, a man disorentaited if i ever saw one, a vain attempt at escape his captors. but no, there was only one way for george to go and that was back in his box until he was needed again. Druged and caged he spends his time off camera, with dick prodding and mocking him. Oh the humanity! Oh the shame! there is no way out for george…. won’t someone help him…….
By MR , July 29, 2007 @ 5:29 am

*Update** – 26/7/2007

As to all of you asking him to fix it, please go read the updates. Bye, bye.

**Update** – 26/7/2007
Yes yes, I have disabled the google plugin. Two reasons: firstly, the gadget is growing immensely popular; and secondly, my coding is so clunky that the server can no longer handle all the hits. If anyone has a solution, wants to rewrite the code, or help host the thing on their server, let me know.
By Mark , July 29, 2007 @ 11:16 am

I really miss the bush quote generator is gone for good ot just temporary. i can not help because i do not have the ability to host it I don’t have a serevr.

let me know if you can
By Ariana , July 29, 2007 @ 1:28 pm

hiya i hope someone figures out how you can allow google to have it as one of the plug ins once more, I love the bush quote generator, and my coworkers hate it
By jonrichco , July 30, 2007 @ 4:01 pm

Hi MR – I’m glad it’s you that unplugged it, not the CIA. Hope you are even now being deluged with offers of programming and hosting assistance, so you can bring Mr Bush back to our breakfast tables asap and liven up our dull lives!
By Martha Ellen Stephens , August 2, 2007 @ 4:15 am

Thank you for creating the “Bush Quote Generator”. I’m sure its popularity has complicated things for you. But, please understand, there are those of us who truly NEED it. Everyday, many times a day, it reaffirms my sanity. I fear a breakdown. Please find a way. I would be more than happy, and I’m sure others would join me, to help keep this going. Thanks for youe creativity and sense of humor. mes
By MBC , August 4, 2007 @ 1:31 am

Thank you for returning Bush Quote Generator to IGoogle, Now IGoogle is fun again.
By Bill Hartsock , August 4, 2007 @ 1:38 am

Thanks for bringing it back. If I had the ability to help with code/hosting I would do so gladly. Alas I don’t.
By Bob , August 4, 2007 @ 5:21 am

Thanks for bringing this back to google!
By marthaellen stephens , August 4, 2007 @ 11:43 am

Thank you sooo much. I’m grateful to avert the breakdown. mes
By thomas bennett , August 7, 2007 @ 6:23 am

how anout the o0ne whrtr he says a dictatorship would be easier ,especially if i was the dictator said in oval office i think he meant it
By akashastrega , August 12, 2007 @ 7:19 pm

It saddens me that the US is thought of so poorly, based largely in part to a figurehead that the majority DID NOT vote for. Most Americans don’t support the war nor do we support Bush. His administration has destroyed the economy, created a horrible amount of unemployment, helped the rich become disgustingly wealthy while the middle class became poor and the poor lived in poverty. Children are not a priority. Education is not a priority. Health care is not a priority. Wealth is. That is why soldiers are dying, and innocents are losing their homes and their lives. The Bush administration has ruined America, both in the eyes of the world, and in the eyes of Americans.

And for the record…not all Americans are obese, uneducated, war-mongering pigs. Many of us (probably most of us) want the same thing other people worldwide want…to give our kids a good life and education, to keep our families safe, fed, and housed…I work hard, I pay taxes, I vote. Yet it hasn’t always been easy to keep my kids safe, or maintain health coverage, or even afford some comforts. Where I live, the unemployment rate is so sky high that no amount of college degrees will get a job. Private health coverage costs are insane, and the cost of living far exceeds the rate of income. I did not vote for Bush in either election. I do not support the murder of innocents. I am very angry that America has taken it up the ass by our own government, and it disgusts me that people like Paris Hilton are somehow role models! And for the record, as long as people are so completely closed minded and bigoted there will never be peace or true democracy anywhere in the world. And I say this to everyone, not just Americans. There is hatred and discrimination and bigotry in all corners of our world, and until we get off our asses and reach out to a neighbor in need, hold out a hand to someone who has fallen, and stop putting the almighty dollar before love, kindness and respect, the whole world will continue to go to hell. The Bush administration is a perfect example of the narrow-mindedness that I speak of.

To end my rant, Bob Marley said it best in his song “One Love”- One love, one heart…Let’s get together and feel all right.
By akashastrega , August 12, 2007 @ 7:21 pm

PS–
Massive props for bringing back the quote generator. It brightens my day to see that there are idiots everywhere, even the presidency. Now I know I am not going insane!!
By Darragh , August 13, 2007 @ 1:22 am

akashastrega

you have my deepest sympathies and highest respects,
indeed, if there were enough poeple of your ilk in America,
redemption would be easily attainable.

Until that day however, keep the faith.

It is worth keeping.

Dia Dhuit
By thebouldwacker , August 15, 2007 @ 8:09 pm

akashastrega, i would like to mirror Darraghs sentiments however i would like to comment on your sign off. while i do believe in peace on earth, good will toward all men etc i’m afraid no amount of Bob quotes will bring us an inch closer to changing the current situation. for the next short few years you and yours should stand up and gently grab the status quo by the short and curlies and get all your friends to vote… you don’t need a college degree to change the world, get ALL your like minded friends to vote and shock horror, Bushettes will be gone. i know about florida but people are smart and i do believe it was one of your greatest would said
‘you can fool some of the people all of the time, all of the people some of the time but you cant fool all the people all the time’ well this
By thebouldwacker , August 15, 2007 @ 8:17 pm

is what is going on, this is what he ment. there is a simular situation over here (not quite as dramatic mind you) but people have given up voting where as that is the time when they should vote. people are amazed when i tell them i always vote, they ask why? i say cos you have no right to complain, comment or grumble about anything to do with government , ecomomy nor society unless you vote… as they used to say here on poling day ‘vote early, vote often’
best of luck…
by the way i’m coming to the opionion that seeing as the US is having such an effect on the world, military, econimics, social etc, we should all have a vote on who becomes president… ye can keep congress but the big chair should be shared……. imagine Mary Robinson as president of America, then the world truly would be a good place…
anyway back to reality….
By mo ainm , August 15, 2007 @ 11:16 pm

Mary Robinson as president… what an ideal world. Just added the pres’s gaffs to my homepage, many chuckles anticipated Most americans I have met cannot fathom how the man himself got elected… thankfully he will be gone and off earning a living/pension soon enough and some poor sod is gonna have to clean up his mess
By Watch loose change , August 16, 2007 @ 11:49 am

There is so mch to say im just gonna not say anything but .. .Watch loose change
look it up on google or youtube or dowload it on limewire if u have it.

It shows the truth about 911 with pure facts and if u say angry muslims did it i will give u a hiding
By Watch loose change , August 16, 2007 @ 11:51 am

Oh and hah imagine mary robinson as pres she wouldnt do anything tho

Ooh the iraqis are coming have a cuppa tea
By thebouldwacker , August 17, 2007 @ 7:28 pm

tea built the world, tea can save it…
By mo ainm , August 17, 2007 @ 7:50 pm

I agree wholeheartedly!! Why at this very moment im havin a cuppa and have just saved myself another 15 mins of work must have a look at loose change actually, i’ve heard about it. I think George W mustn’t have Lyons gold blend in his tea chest… wonder if Bertie would give him a few spare teabags instead of the sprig of shamrock next St. Patricks Day? Might help him out with the blunders
By mo ainm , August 17, 2007 @ 7:55 pm

By the way, I agree wholeheartedly with the bouldwhacker… Vote vote vote, its the only way to get rid of the guys who dont do what we want them to!! I at the moment am gagged from giving out about my own government because work commitments meant i could not get home to vote Very vexing!! Anybody ever heard Billy Connollys take on being a politician? Wanting to be a politician should automatically exclude you from being one!!!!
By thebouldwacker , August 21, 2007 @ 1:59 am

check out itv tonight at 11pm should be interesting….

Investigative journalist John Pilger has long been a thorn in the side of the world’s rogue states (the big, the small and the USA). In his first feature documentary, Pilger investigates Washington’s relationship with countries such as Venezuela, Bolivia and Peru. He also notes that President George W Bush mentioned the words ‘democracy’ and ‘liberty’ 21 times in his inauguration address. Scary stuff.

Pilger argues that, far from bringing democracy to the world the US is doing its best to stifle its progress. He does so with his usual eloquence, intelligence and passion in a programme that was two years in the making. ITV have stated that due to the programme’s significance they are screening The War on Democracy with just one commercial break – but why the rubbish time slot then?

the old cut-copy-paste button… its the first weapon of the revolution…
By akashastrega , August 26, 2007 @ 8:19 pm

Actually, while no amount of laughs will change how things are currently, it does help fight the absolute horror that such a jackass is actually in office. And believe me, ALL of my like-minded friends vote…and none of us voted for Dubya…not in 2000 or 2004!!! The sad thing is how far the corruption goes, which is why I am at least thankful for the shake-up on Capital Hill this past election. Now if we could only get rid of the Bush administration sooner than 2008…
I wonder if other countries truly realize how much Americans loathe Dubya…at least average Americans who struggle each day just to squeak by…and we are still the majority.
By mo ainm , August 27, 2007 @ 8:30 pm

Hey akashastrega,
I think most reasonable people in the world do realise that the avarage American must have some degree of negative feelings towards the amadan(irish for idiot) that is your President. However, I think the average people in the rest of the world wonder how, how, how, he could have been elected twice!! Vote rigging? WHAT HAPPENED??? I feel for you and your countrymen and women because that man is tainting every positive image portrayed of America over the years. The American people deserve better…
By Rick , August 31, 2007 @ 5:56 pm

The most likely reason that Bush was elected twice is because Americans are afraid to change leaders in time of war.
Maybe you know already but America has never changed presidents during a war.
and the first one I’m fairly certain that it was infact rigged.
By st hall , August 31, 2007 @ 8:52 pm

I look forward to the day this backward redneck is out of office so the US can start to rebuild its tattered image, and the people of the US can start to regain some pride and credibility . Although he does provide my best laughs everyday which will sorely be lost. My faves “If we do not succeed then we will surely fail” and “The problem with the French is they don’t understand the term entrepeneur.”

His idocy will be sorely missed…… although I hear Arnie’s starting to come out with some stupidy too now so mabye there’s hope yet for our daily laugh.

Arnies latest……..after seeing a park area burnt down in LA he looked to the camera saddened and said “This is a tradgedy, this park is where i shot all 3 of my terminator films, T1, T2 and T3.”

it warms the heart doesnt it.
By akashastrega , September 1, 2007 @ 1:04 am

To the best of my knowledge (I slept through PoliSci) Arnold cannot become President, something to do with his foreign born status or something. However, unfortunately, we seem to have an endless supply of idiots chomping at the bit to become prez. Secondly in 2008 we may get someone slightly better than Dubya, but often the voting process becomes “the lesser of 2 evils”…unless of course you ARE Dubya and rig the whole thing. Many of us here are disheartened by the whole process and are trying a grass-roots effort to change things…then on the other side, we have the sheep who blindly follow, thinking things cannot be changed, or their word, vote, whatever won’t matter. Those are the people who need to be reached and educated. Just give America time folks, a lot of us ARE trying to change things for the better.
By thebouldwacker , September 4, 2007 @ 8:29 pm

The US is a great country, like every other one it has its proud and not so proud moments. the reason the US stirs such emotion is because when it gets things wrong it tends to effect millions of people. ie the ‘puppet government’ policy which some say is STILL in opperation (see the Middle East and Africa for examples). South America is only now starting to pick up the pieces and rebuild ‘natural’ democracys rather than the imposed ones by the US involvment.
Remember that when the US has a president that doesn’t believe in starting a war to boost the economy (of his friends) the world does see the US as the country it should be, peace loving, just and true. However put in another bully president which invades other sovern states (resons are irelivant, it was wrong and criminal, are you listening Tony?) the US will find itself standing alone. Yes it is a great and powerful country but it could hearld in the next political age which sees the US and Europe (along with the rest of the world already) being at logger heads. while G. Brown is of course gonna do all he can to keep the US as friends he’s no Tony and if England cools ties with the US it could be the trigger to begin a chain reaction.
At this very moment there is a US commentator speaking on Irish radio about how Iraq was planning to invade europe, he also said that the native Americans didn’t suffer under the white man. There still out there people and it scares me!!!!
By Rajaa Charif , September 11, 2007 @ 11:19 pm

As evry one know the President of Iraq was not so good person but he was very bad for his people, the people suffer alot of his president, but something you forget the war was wrong maybe becouse a lot of people die there & suffering of the war.
By John , September 12, 2007 @ 1:15 am

Thanks for this great tool. It is a simple and powerful way to show people who this monkey really is.

? When you add this to google and click on it, the Bush-quote disappears. – Would be nice if it popped out another quote when you click on it.
By jj , September 23, 2007 @ 8:23 am

The world was a better when clinton was getting BJ’s in the oval office.
By moainm , September 24, 2007 @ 8:29 pm

Well, You know what they say…. No one died when Clinton lied!
By bobby , September 29, 2007 @ 12:28 pm

The end result in each community that George Junior moved from was a quick spike in average IQ. Long about January 2008, DC will get a big statistical bump. I’m thinking he should move back to his birthplace in CT. -TX
By moainm , October 3, 2007 @ 2:48 am

hahaha LOL
By myersadrian , October 9, 2007 @ 11:03 am

daragh. please stop.
By thebouldwacker , October 10, 2007 @ 8:51 pm

hey,
just wondering is this the slowest chat board on the net? maybe it reflects the man in focus… ah Georgeeeee boy, ya fecken moran……
By thebouldwacker , October 10, 2007 @ 8:51 pm

hey,
just wondering is this the slowest chat board on the net? maybe it reflects the man in focus… ah Georgeeeee boy, ya fecken Langer ya……
By moainm , October 12, 2007 @ 12:23 am

Pretty sure it is…. I check in every couple of days and am pleasantly suprised when theres a new post
By myersadrian , October 12, 2007 @ 5:43 am

Reds under the beds. The cold war. The war on drugs. The war on terror. It will be interesting to see in the next generation what the war will be on. The military industrial complex, ya gota keep feeding em. Ike was rite. Manufacturing consent, Fox news and o’reilly. Nomsky was rite.
By myersadrian , October 12, 2007 @ 5:50 am

Roll on November 2008.
By thebouldwacker , October 13, 2007 @ 12:39 am

the next war will be THE WAR ON WAR, its simple in its self description… the thinking behind it being,

1: we believe war is bad:
(list compelling reasons, ie ‘the last war we were involved in resulted in some deaths’)

2: we believe they (insert any country name) are thinking of going to war: (list reasons, ie ‘they have an army’ perhaps or ‘they went to war in the past’ or be creative for instance, ‘they should have an army but don’t thus it must be a secret army’ or ‘they have never been involved in war so they must be building up to it)

3: therefore we MUST go to war to prevent war:
QED… the war on war
is this how it works Georgeeee
By theShivers , October 14, 2007 @ 7:37 am

Luv it. This chat board is as good as the quotes ole Georgy pulls out from his walnut, I mean brain. Democracy is fab because whether prime minister, president or whatever, they’re just a bloke or bird, and can be as utterly useless as the rest of us and also as jammy. So being able to tell em they’re shite is what democracy is about. When it comes to Dubya n Tony Baby, they were made for each other – hopefully in their next reincarnation, they’ll meet in a more Brideshead Revisited sort of way rather than killing thousands of people.
By Sandra Peters , October 17, 2007 @ 8:28 pm

I’m from New Zealand, and we think ol’ George is the big joke that America is playing on the world.
We’re just not sure why it’s taking so long for the punchline…
By thebouldwacker , October 17, 2007 @ 11:50 pm

I watched the movie ‘Smartest Guys In The Room’ again last night, its about the Enron collapse and when i logged onto google i got this Georgeieee quote

“The California crunch really is the result of not enough power to power the
power of generating plants.”
George W. Bush
January 14, 2001
From an interview with the New York Times. (Referring to the California
energy crisis.)

Funny yes, but he must have known the truth, that Enron was simply shutting down power stations to increse the price of electricity, what a prick. How has he not been linked to this in court? has anyone tried to link him with anything?
I know its a long shot but the old saying that ‘the best trick the devil ever did was to make people think that he was not real’, perhaps G.W. Bushhead is playing the same trick, if every one thinks that i’m a thick f****r they will leave me alone.
He has betrayed his country and the world and what happens? the terminator gets elected and bushy balls gets “4 MORE YEARS…”
Get it together in 08 guys, the world can not take another republican, look at the effects that still vibraite around the world from ray-gun Reagan as well as daddy and baby bush. commonn denomonator? invasions, war, global economic unstability, unchecked capitalistic growth which has never shown long term prosperity other than the select few, for example the Bush family. I’m not saying the democrats are ideal but thats what you get when you have a two party system. Don’t get me started on that chestnut….
I swear if that bag of steroids in California ever even runs for president of the u.s. I’m going to give myself a lobotimy and live out the rest of my days in ignorant bliss. they knew what they were doing when they shot Kennedy, flaws and all he was the last true peoples politician in the west (appart from Mary Robinson of course)
Anyway rant over, i think we need a site like this for Irish politics, they’re like mini-me politicians, they are up to the same stuff, just on a smaller scale, ‘The Bertie Bush Site’, i see the future i think…….
By Joe , October 23, 2007 @ 6:09 am

George is a Fu&#*n Mor&#!
If I could say what I really wanted… it would not be published!
By Mossman , October 23, 2007 @ 1:39 pm

Bush is proof that the majority of the American voters are stupid enough to elect a complete babling idiot to a second term. The man can’t even speak correctly much less think. What an aqua-maroon!
By Mossman , October 23, 2007 @ 1:46 pm

I must apologize for calling Bush an aqua-maroon. I didn’t mean to offend all the aqua-maroons of the world.
By Mossman , October 23, 2007 @ 3:35 pm

I suppose I should also apologize to all the babbling idiots of the world also. Damn, now I’m babbling too. I think I’ll run for president.
By whatever , October 24, 2007 @ 3:35 am

Wow I didn’t know this site was so anti american. I would have never started reading it. Since I’m here, I’d like to say if you hate America and the president so much, then LEAVE!!
By Mossman , October 24, 2007 @ 5:41 am

Real intelligent, love Bush or leave! You’re an idiot too. That’s not what this country was founded on. I served in the Vietnam war, I’m a registered voter that actually votes and I fly my flag EVERY day of the year. I love my country but my president is a moron and it’s my right and DUTY to say so. If you don’t like these rights, then maybe you should be the one to leave you closed minded bafoon.
By Spocko , October 24, 2007 @ 12:04 pm

Thanks for the generator Beer Dudes!
By Mossman , October 25, 2007 @ 4:26 pm

“akashastrega Says:
September 1st, 2007 at 1:04 am
To the best of my knowledge (I slept through PoliSci) Arnold cannot become President, something to do with his foreign born status or something.”

You must be a natural born citizen to become president, although it really doesn’t seem to help much. Hell, George “Bought by big oil” Bush had his last election bought for him. He damn sure wasn’t voted in by the American majority.

The bright side is that I didn’t vote for the puppet so I don’t have to apologize for him, or explain why we’re really at war in Oilraq…er..Iraq!
By talia , October 26, 2007 @ 4:15 pm

you poor f@#$ers having to live under the rule of a completley dimwitted, morally corrupt, nil inteligence, daddy-tells-me-what-to-do, incompetant, stupid little something stinky i trod on now stuck under my shoe making me gag. While the rest of the world cries and laughs at you people who live there and come to all of our countries with your yank accents, you are now all unwittingly being discriminated and pre judged also be incompetant and stupid for voting in such a f@$%head of a president even if you didn’t vote for him. the rest of the world laughs and cries at your mistakes, and now we have this little daily reminder of how unfree and scary this world really is with this freak supposedly running the whole show. thanks for the daily perspective it makes the little things in my day just disappear. thank god we have an election to get rid of our little brown nosed gremlin next month. woohoo!
cheers
By thebouldwacker , October 26, 2007 @ 8:03 pm

In reply to the comments of ‘whatever’

firstly this is an international chat room, that meaning outside the US, see page two of your atlas, even better check out google earth, so telling us to get out is a bit strange… out where, the international space station?

while i can only speak for myself i am certainly not anti american and i believe the vast majority of people here are not either. what i am most certainly is anti bush and his administration. i believe he is a war monger. i believe US forigen policy has lead to interference and invasion of the poorest countrys.

i believe because of our weak leaders in Europe we are hated by the east because they follow the ruin that has been caused by these policies. People are people and most are good and just want to live and be happy but there are some with pure evil in them, unfortunatilly some of these people get power, don’t be fooled just cos they wear suits, speak english or kneel infront of a cross.
i am not anti american, i am not anti any country or nation but if i believe that actions of a country are hurting, killing or robbing i will speak up as is my democratic duty.

while I am not saying that Clinton was any saint but when he visited Ireland he got a very warm welcome, yes their were protests but they were held in a proper fashion, no running battles, George visited for an EU summit and they nearly locked the country down for security reasons, there were protests cos he was coming, protests cos he was here and protests after he left, this is not anti american, this is anti bush and his empire building buddies

So ‘whatever’ why not change you name to ‘i care’, read this chat from time to time. Reflect on that fact that your countrys president bombs third world countrys causing countless dead from many nations just for oil which because of this war has doubled in price and ask yourself ‘are these people angry with bush or with an entire nation?’
By Mossman , October 27, 2007 @ 9:50 am

response to “thebouldwacker”

I believe “whatevers” comments were directed at me and not the group in general. I remember the old “love it or leave it” line from the Vietnam war days. Don’t recognize our faults, don’t try to change things for the better, and for heavens sake don’t have any opinions of your own, just love it or leave it. By the end of the Vietnam war our country realized we’d been lied to by our government. Lesson learned? Nope! “Whatever” is the same kind of closed mind thinking that’s been running this country for the last seven years.

I like what you have to say and the way you say it but let’s not forget the untold fortunes to be made in the munitions manufacturing and other war related industries as well as all of his Texas oil buddies. War is great for the economy (ours anyway) it’s just bad for those that get in the way.

There’s been many posts about Bush being elected twice. He was only elected once. The second election was won by tampering, manipulation, and outright crookedness, NOT the popular vote. It shows how influential big business really is. George isn’t smart enough to do all this on his own. He has many puppeteers with hands up his butt making his lips move. I only hope they aren’t able to buy our next president.
By whatever , October 29, 2007 @ 11:55 pm

To Mossman,
Why I even bother to answer you is ridiculous in itself. But to be saying things like your an idiot and a bafoon, just show’s your maturity level. You must be around 12 years old. Isn’t it past your bed time? Why don’t you get yourself a life and maybe you wouldn’t have 50% of the comments on here.
Now as for thebouldwacker, you actually know how to speak in an intelligent manner so I enjoyed reading your opinion. Maybe I did come off as a little too closed minded. I of course agree everyone is entitled to their opinions. Not everyone likes our president Bush, and not all of us liked the past president Clinton. My belief is that Clinton just had a charisma to him that everyone liked. I believe he was the one that had us all fooled. When the lime light was on him and his affair outside of his marriage, he shot off a bomb to get that lime light off of himself. They were talking about impeaching him. Now it’s Bush that you hear people here wanting to impeach. All of us will never be happy, and that is what makes the world go round. It really bothers me that people think that is was wrong for us to go into Iraq though. I mean what was Sadamm going to do next? Try and take over the world like Hitler tried to do. 9/11 was so scarey and the worst thing we will probably ever witness in our lifetime. Do people really think we should have just sat back, and said ok we deserved that? Hell no. I know what people will say to this, that it wasn’t Iraq that bombed us. Well are we to wait for that day? Sadamm was an evil man, who killed a zillion of his own people. If you ask most of our troops they are for this war and believe in the reason’s they are there. The arabs that live in our country are even thankful for what changes have come in Iraq since we’ve been over there, because a lot of them have relatives there that lived in constant fear of the dictatorship. Anyhow, I don’t mind responding to people who want to talk intelligently. But people like Mossman who just want to use words like babblling idiots and bafoons I have no time for. That is unproductive and childish.
By whatever , October 29, 2007 @ 11:56 pm

oh and by the way my name whatever is not a reflection of how I feel. It is just a word I use frequently with my passwords and there so easily to remember.
By Mossman , October 30, 2007 @ 3:31 am

To Whatever,

You are correct and I must apologize.

“Love it or leave it” is an intelligent, well thought out response to any negative comments about our president.

I stand corrected.
By whatever , October 30, 2007 @ 12:32 pm

Well it’s the kind of response someone of your integrity(none) deserved. To me it was the only thing that came to mind at the time, since your comments were so stupid themselves!
By Mossman , October 30, 2007 @ 2:59 pm

“To Mossman,
“I mean what was Sadamm going to do next? Try and take over the world like Hitler tried to do. ”

Maybe he would IF he had the capabilities but he had a really hard time just trying to hit Israel. We should have finished him off in the Gulf War.

“9/11 was so scarey and the worst thing we will probably ever witness in our lifetime. ”

A tradegy indeed, I cried for days, but far from the worst thing we’ll ever see, unless of course you’re only talking about the U.S. and it’s far from over here too. The tsunami alone killed over 200,000 people. Pearl Harbor, the Holocaust, Sadam murdered over 5,000 Kurds and the list goes on.

“Do people really think we should have just sat back, and said ok we deserved that? Hell no. I know what people will say to this, that it wasn’t Iraq that bombed us. Well are we to wait for that day? ”

Please read the above quote again and think about what you said. We were attacked and we’re going to get revenge on someone else that may be a threat way in the future? Once again, he couldn’t hit Israel.

North Korea and Iran are both developing nuclear weapons and I certainly consider them to be a far more serious threat to the world than Sadam. Are we to wait for that day? Did we attack Russia? Cuba?..Maybe you don’t remember those missles sitting 90 miles off of the coast of Florida but I sure do. My brother served on one of the US ships in that Naval blockade. My other brother was stationed in Key West at the time.

“Sadamm was an evil man, who killed a zillion of his own people.”

Almost a zillion but not quite, but genocide has been happening all around us and we’ve ignored that. Why didn’t we intervene in China?
Africa? Haiti? etc etc etc.

“If you ask most of our troops they are for this war and believe in the reason’s they are there.”

Obviously you’ve forgotten about the fradulent intelligence reports that put us there in the first place and how many congressional members that have spoken out about just this issue and if the vote were to be taken today, we wouldn’t even be there. They were mislead along with the rest of us. Don’t you listen to them? Haven’t you been watching the news, the presidential debates?.

Can we say Vietnam one more time here? Over 50,000 dead soldiers, most of whom thought the same thing (as I did) in the beginning. What exactly did we accomplish in Vietnam?

I support our troops 100 percent, You can support your troups without supporting the war. I proudly served from 1969 to 1975 but wasn’t too proud about what we found out after it was all over. War is a very terrible thing to experience. Seeing dead innocent people is not a pleasant memory to live with especially when you’ve been mislead about why they needed to die. Why is it ILLEGAL to photograph or film all the caskets coming back home?

“But people like Mossman who just want to use words like babblling idiots and bafoons I have no time for. That is unproductive and childish.”

How can I answer such a ridiculous, blind faith statement such as “love it or leave it” when many of my childhood friends died or were wounded physically and mentally by following those exact words. Rent a copy of “Born on the fourth of July” and really watch it. I’ve experienced much of what you’ll see and it’s pretty damn acurate, and disgusting.

My father was a WWII vet who helped save the world. His three sons
all fought in a useless “love it or leave it war” I’ve got every right to call
it EACTLY what it is. Stupid, idiotic, and hazardous to living beings.
War should be the LAST resort, not the first.
By whatever , October 30, 2007 @ 10:31 pm

Wow you can give responses without name calling, almost. This will be it for me, and there is a lot I could reply to on your last comment. Which I have to tell you I’m not as closed minded as most on this site. I actually do listen to both sides. What I thought most ridiculous in your statement though was the part about “Don’t you listen to them, don’t you watch the news?” Do you believe everything the media puts out?” Most of the media is democratic and all reportings are not accurate. Come on, that part really made me laugh. You must be a Michael Moore follower. That guy is an embarrassing joke, who says things like Cuba has a better health care system then the U.S. What a joke!!!! But hey, all his disgusting lies worked, he is a rich man. We get what we deserve I suppose. You have served in a war, so you have more room to talk then me, and I respect that. Also, one last comment I have, is Sadamm killed way more then 5,000 people. I agree he should’ve been taken out in The Gulf War. With all this said, we need to work on not being so black or white in this country. Which is ironic that I am saying this right? Well when I said if you don’t like it leave, it was from skimming this site and seeing all the name calling of our President, and negativity. I guess being a Republican I shouldn’t have been reading it at all, it just pissed me off. I was actually born in Canada, and just became an American 3 years ago, so I feel very priveleged to call myself an American. I think sometimes we don’t appreciate what we have.
By whatever , October 31, 2007 @ 2:52 am

One last thing, it wasn’t just me you were name calling at. You were name calling on this site long before my “Love it or Leave it.”

I suppose I should also apologize to all the babbling idiots of the world also. Damn, now I’m babbling too. I think I’ll run for president.
By Mossman , October 31, 2007 @ 3:14 am

To Whatever,

No, I’m not even close to a Michael Moore follower. His views are really
one sided. He makes some valid points but there are no opposing opinions. Yes Cuba’s free medical care is nothing short of a complete
joke. It’s much more propaganda than real medicine.

When I mentioned the debates, I am not talking about the medias reporting of it but rather the words that are being spoken by the candidates themselves. I’ve learned at least one thing over the years and that’s that the media has their own objectives.

Yes, Sadam has killed over half a million people at least but I spoke of the outright indescriminate gassing of 5,000 at one event, not a running total.
No doubt he was evil and needed to be taken out, but he was not the worse.

I’d been a registered repulican all my life until George came along and then I reregistered non-partisan. I liked his dad but he really needed to finish the job.

If you get the time to google “a century of genocide” and “love it or leave it” there’s a lot of information that might be of interest. They even have Richard Nixon listed under genocide, not for the millions that died as an act of war but rather the 70,000 women and children that died in the rice fields under his blanket bombing in his total submission campaign.

Lastly, welcome to the United States and thank you for becoming a citizen rather than just being here and not helping to make it a better place. It’s our right to dissagree and we’re just exercising that right. I love my country more than you could ever know but It needs constant attention to keep it working as it should. Question authority!

Nuff said!
By whatever , October 31, 2007 @ 3:22 am

Thank you, and I will check those things out you mentioned. I’m glad I responded to you, because you have some very good points. Yes, we all do need to pay close attention, and question authority is right! Good talking with you, thanks again.
By akashastrega , November 3, 2007 @ 7:38 am

You know…for all the BJ’s Kennedy and later Clinton got…there is something to be said…
A “happy” president makes a good president.
Kennedy is considered one of the greats, whose presidency was sadly cut too short. Clinton had a great record, low unemployment rates, high interest earnings, a stable economy, relative peace…
There is something to be said for the president getting his groove on, and often.
I think it should be mandatory for a president (male or female) to get their jollies a minimum of 5x/week. Hell, I’d be happy to sign off some of my tax money to hire some pro’s to travel with the prez and get the prez happy.

Just a thought…
By thebouldwacker , November 5, 2007 @ 11:28 pm

re Mossman and whatever

I’m glad you two sorted out your misunderstandings and clarified your positions. However here is some constructive criticism for you both.

Who are ye to say that it was ‘right’ to ‘take out’ Saddam?

Is it right to invade a country unprovoked? Yes he was an evil man but lets face it folks if you drew up a list of nations and leaders where the government ‘should be taken out’ because of crimes against its population the middle east would only be half way up the list.

Ask the tens of thousands of dead Iraqis was the invasion welcomed. All it did was open the gates for a civil war and for the US to have a base over there. Even the most avid pro war monger will admit that each and every reason for invasion has now been proven false. Nuclear attack in 30 minutes? My ass!!!

Remember the marches across the globe against invasion? Remember the Millions and Millions who saw through the lies who were being called unpatriotic who have been proven right? So now the defence for invading a Sovereign Nation is that he wasn’t very nice…
as we say over here, COME OUT OF IT…

I have witnessed war zones and trust me they look nothing like they do on TV they rip and tear at every soul and every life involved. We are like the upper-class of the middle ages while empire building was under way, sitting in our comfy homes smiling at each other from a great distance while a slaughter is underway in our name, the reasons then are the same as now. ‘Invasion is necessary and good for them, they are only animals who are a danger to us and just need our leadership’. If you read a history book of that time its like reading newspaper articles today, same reasons and rhetoric different time.
War only profits those who want it and never those who need it. There are times when force is required but not this time and not for any of the blatantly made up excuses given for this one

If you want to sort out a leader who causes misery to millions of his own and causes global unrest why not start at home.
By Mossman , November 6, 2007 @ 3:07 am

Bouldwacker, maybe you missed this in my post.

“Obviously you’ve forgotten about the fradulent intelligence reports that put us there in the first place and how many congressional members that have spoken out about just this issue and if the vote were to be taken today, we wouldn’t even be there. They were mislead along with the rest of us. Don’t you listen to them? Haven’t you been watching the news, the presidential debates?.”

I couldn’t agree more that we shouldn’t be there now. I also stated he was not the worse dictator in the world and if that was our logic then we should have taken out Korea, China, Iran, and others first. And that if we were going to take out Sadam, it should have been in the Gulf War NOT now. I also stated war and death is not a pretty memory to live with. I too have seen it up close. Please read just a couple of posts previous to these.

for the record, I believe that WE SHOULD NOT BE THERE! PERIOD!

Once again for the record. WE SHOULD’NT BE THERE!
By talia , November 7, 2007 @ 11:58 am

throw them high and mighty world terrorists ah leaders into an isolated room for a month, while we with our ideals and free trade live a smiple and less complicated life where the weekend rules, where aggression is taken out on the sports arena, where shooting is only for necessity and target boards, and paedophiles, rapists and ironically, murderers. love your kids, love your spouse, love your mates and family, work to live. those who are willing to hurt and use others for thier greed should be stripped of all they have and made to start again and again if necessary. members of my close family have been tortured and killed for thier simple beliefs of freedom and fairness, and what has been achieved by this? walk away, bundle up what little self respect you might have left for yourself bush administration. grow some nuts, and take responsibility for your f$%* ups. the rest of the world has had enough of the u.s. mass genocide for the past 100 years. if you can’t play nice don’t play at all.
By thebouldwacker , November 7, 2007 @ 8:58 pm

talia, sorry to hear about your family, besides this i just want to say I agree with your posting.

Mossman,

Point taken about your view. It just maddens me when people say that Iraq needed to be sorted out ‘but not this way’. There was no insult intended abd i understand your arguments.

I find it strange that Iraq invaded Kuait for no other reason other than land and oil. They get 10 years of sanctions and bombed back to the dark ages etc etc etc. The US invades Iraq for the same reasons and they are ‘freedom fighters on a just cause with god on their side’

We in Ireland protested and objected to our goverment about allowing the US troops use our airports for the war, which they are still doing to this day. We are supposed to be neutral, the argument was that we were maintaining our neutrality by not ‘actively’ taking part. I wonder if Iraq wanted to use our airports to bomb the US or any other country would our defination of neutrality be so flexable? this is what I mean by US forigen Policy interfering in other countries even ‘friendly’ ones.

It wouldn’t happen in a soap opera.

I’d like to say that its great that this board has begun to liven up, great potential for interesting discussions.
By moainm , November 8, 2007 @ 12:59 am

Wow, I haven’t been here for a while and was delighted to see the debate heating up Good stuff guys!!!
HERES TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND THE RESPECT OF OPINIONS
By thebouldwacker , November 8, 2007 @ 1:59 am

well moainm,

good to see the flag flying again, any input into the debate?
it would be a shame to exclude you……
go on what ya reckon?????
By myersadrian , November 9, 2007 @ 11:39 am

(i refuse to accept the cynical notion that nation after nation must spiral down militaristic road of thermo nuclear destruction. i believe that un-armed love and truth will have the final say in reality). A cookie for anyone that can tell who said this. p.s – ‘utopia’, i wish it were true.
By Rusty Bullethole , November 9, 2007 @ 7:48 pm

Well, fantastic. The IDIOT SON OF AN ASSHOLE always provides entertainment and I also suscribe to the fact that the world would not be the same without GWB. Not at all, it would be safer, happier, a lot less tension worldwide. America would be a lot less hated, the Twin Towers would probably still be on the New York skyline and the average American would possibly be taking a lot less flack. Probably.

GWB doesn’t want to be the most famous or infamous president. He wants to be the LAST president standing in the fires of Armageddon.

Keep them coming…
By moainm , November 10, 2007 @ 12:32 am

Hahaha Bouldwhacker!
I was a little overwhelmed by the extent of the emotion shown so I just observed for a while
My opinion ( and feel free to correct me if I’m writing something that may not be correct) is that GWB responded to the events of 9/11 by ignoring the people responsible and using it as an excuse to finish what Daddy started… (personal opinion)
The invasion of Iraq has resulted in the murder of countless innocents which is unforgivable and also the traumatisation of those who have chosen the military life. I commend anyone who is strong enough to take up arms to defend their country but I feel that they have been mis-deployed.
And didn’t I read somewhere about Saddam being funded by the U.S in his quest to become leader of Iraq????? What, did the puppet stop doing its masters bidding????
War is not a solution. How can you kill people and tell their families that it is for their sakes?
I am a pacifist through and through (could you tell? ) I just dont believe that GWB gave proper thought to his actions and that was his fatal flaw. The world looks to the U.S as a leading influence (be this right or wrong) and the message that was sent by GWB has irrevocably harmed the reputation that countless generations of Americans have worked to build.
By thebouldwacker , November 10, 2007 @ 1:35 am

myersadrian

i believe that was Dr Martin Luther King, his peace prize speech…..
(I would like to respond with the words of the renouned philosopher and great world uniter ‘The Cookie Monster’

“…Where My COOKIE…”)

It was from the days when the Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to men of peace, not just ex political home movie makers. don’t get me wrong Gore has done some great work but for peace? no…
By thebouldwacker , November 10, 2007 @ 2:29 am

moainm,
I enjoied your reply, covert ops on your part eh?

Just wondering what you make of our so called ‘leader’ and the meanie greenies
By moainm , November 10, 2007 @ 2:46 am

Oh My!!! Dont get me started on Bertie!!! He gives himself a pay rise and justifies it by saying it will be spaced out over 2 years???? Then he goes and says that he believes the pay agreement (PPF) should be cut out/weaned out/curbed??? What a W****R! Sorry for the language but seriously.. ??? Where does he get off telling people that he can have a pay rise of what amounts to someones yearly wages to saying we should be penalised for working!! AAARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!
As for John Gormley and his minions… what sell outs!! Here was I thinking that the Hill of Tara would be saved… that the government ministers would set the trend by driving hybrid cars etc etc etc… John Gormley used to cycle to the Dail… Ok, hes driving a hybrid car but dammit! He used to cycle.. why not now??
SELLOUTS!!!
By thebouldwacker , November 12, 2007 @ 11:35 am

i’m guessing by your reply that you didn’t vote FF but did green. I am prob wrong but its just a guess.

I must say the greens are enjoying their time in the spot light, they must realise that this is their one and only chance. I am amused by their arguments with Labour and FG, a few weeks ago they couldn’t agree more with them over issues and now they are like long lost big brothers of bertie coming to his rescue at every turn.

Gormley and his buddies discust me. they were all talk about a new type of politics and they just slid in. washing their hands of the Tara fiasco as well as the Shell oil refinary. What can one do?

I vote, I voted for what i thought would be a good government but the FF got back in and played the field like pros.

Anyway to all the international readers who have no idea what we are talking about allow me to condence it for you

We have a bent, self serving, business hungry, f*** society attitude government who not only broke thier pre-election promises like new year resilutions but brought the green party in with them who have amoung other moves have introduced incinerators to our country for the first time (as well as building a motorway through the hill of tara where the Kings of Ireland were based as well as it holding prehistoric temples etc, increasing landfill sites, allowing unsocial housing projects to contiinue etc etc) basically selling off their ethos and ethics for a government seat and hefty wage packet, and for what? to pass acts which the government would have to pass anyway.

why did the government bring in the greens? to shut them up, they can actually do less green work if any work is credited to the greens, therefore a few acts passed the greens are happy and the unsaviory acts as mentioned above get through because thats the price you pay to get into government…

A lot to be said for revolution when the most ‘radical’ party is in goverment and becomes the new standard of goverment betrail.

So basicly our small country is nothing more than a microcosim of what is going on internationaly….
By moainm , November 12, 2007 @ 8:14 pm

Hear Hear!!! I couldn’t agree more. The Tara fiasco is one of many cultural screw ups created by our government!
I am given to wonder…. Bertie is in a tribunal at the mo… was it sterling…. was it dollar… you say tomato… I say it doesn’t matter… he stole! But all of a sudden he gives himself a payrise and the issues raised in the tribunal are lost in a flurry of indignation over his pay rise!!
Good timing Bertie!!
By hi , November 19, 2007 @ 4:38 pm

poopoopoo
wees
poo
MAXIMAS GRATIAS TIBI AGO
Bush is the best… you all suck
By thebouldwacker , November 20, 2007 @ 12:20 am

i think we can all learn a lot from ‘hi’…
I’m going to reflect on this daring and powerful comment. This post-modern poem is surly a strong critiqe on the contents of this page and is worthy of examination and comment…….
By Bush-Hater#1 , November 20, 2007 @ 10:08 am

BUSH SUX ON ICE!!
By thebouldwacker , November 21, 2007 @ 12:25 am

REPORTER: What do you think tribal sovereignty means in the 21st century, and
how do we resolve conflicts between tribes and the federal and state
governments?

BUSH: Yeah — tribal sovereignty means that, it’s sovereign. It’s — you’re a
– you’re a — you’ve been given sovereignty, and you’re — viewed as a
sovereign entity. [Laughter emanates from the audience]

REPORTER: Okay.

BUSH: And, therefore, the relationship between the federal government and
tribes is one between — sovereign entities.

Class, one of the best I think…..
By Jericho , November 21, 2007 @ 3:19 am

LOL @
“greg UNITED STATES Says:
December 4th, 2006 at 12:36 pm
i have these quotes on my home page to remind me every day on how dmocrats are so eager to tear down the president of the US that theyll post a phonetics err of his everyday. What is this doing for our contries moral in such a desperate time…nothing”

*Republican, Democrat or whatever…What this country needs is for you to go to school and learn proper grammar.
Hint: highlight your text and hit F7, you won’t look so stupid.
By moainm , November 26, 2007 @ 11:18 pm

thebouldwacker Says:

November 20th, 2007 at 12:20 am
i think we can all learn a lot from ‘hi’…
I’m going to reflect on this daring and powerful comment. This post-modern poem is surly a strong critiqe on the contents of this page and is worthy of examination and comment…….

I just felt that needed to be re posted hahaha
By akashastrega , November 27, 2007 @ 1:28 pm

Too much stress this Holiday Season, not enough jobs, income, etc…mortgages are high, property taxes suck us dry…most time, just wanna cry…instead…

Sing
Sing a song
Sing out loud
Sing out strong
Sing of good things, not bad
Sing of happy, not sad

Sing
Sing a song
Make it simple
To last your whole life long
Don’t worry that it’s not good enough
For anyone else to hear
Sing
Sing a song

La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la

Sing
Sing a song
Sing out loud
Sing out strong
Sing of good things, not bad
Sing of happy, not sad

Sing
Sing a song
Make it simple
To last your whole life long
Don’t worry that it’s not good enough
For anyone else to hear
Sing
Sing a song
By thebouldwacker , November 27, 2007 @ 9:43 pm

akashastrega
nice one, put a smile on my face,
moainm; thanks, thats the closest i have ever come to being published:-),
if i ever need an agent i’ll be in contact,

Here is an early christmas pressi for ye all, if the days are long and you find yourself in a work/life imbalance check out some of these pic’s to remind you of what and where we all really are… if nothing else they make great wallpapers or screen savers.
Enjoy…

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/archivepix.html
By moainm , November 30, 2007 @ 8:54 pm

Bouldwhacker… what kind of percentage will we work out?? Wonderful pics by the way!!
By moainm , November 30, 2007 @ 8:55 pm

nice pics Could look at them all day!

What kind of percentage would I get as agent
By thebouldwacker , November 30, 2007 @ 9:03 pm

its hard to say, honestly i don’t know…. i better get an agent to establish the % rate to give you so you can be my agent but then i’ll have to give the inital agent a % for their input which you will have to negotiate but….. oh i’m not sure i can handle this myself, i need someone to help me with it, maybe an agent…. AHHH ITS AN ENDLESS CYCLE…….
By moainm , December 4, 2007 @ 12:12 am

LOL Can’t see the forest for the trees/agents
By FRED FERNACKAPAN , December 8, 2007 @ 8:47 am

Well, we all know that the political system is completely corrupt, which is pretty fightening! But what is even more frightening is that almost half of the american people actually voted for this cretin………TWICE!!!
By akashastrega , December 10, 2007 @ 8:40 am

Well Fred, at least ONE American DID NOT vote for this idiot, not once, not twice, NEVER!!! And I am damned proud of that fact!!!

Here’s a Christmas present for y’all. Been kicking around for some time now, thought it needed a new round!!

http://www.guzer.com/videos/hus_on_first.php
By akashastrega , December 10, 2007 @ 8:51 am

http://www.guzer.com/videos/chuck_norris_candidate.php

Just found this commercial. As many of you know, the US is gearing up for a new election…but this is scary…and I thought Bush scared me. Just Say NO!
By thebouldwacker , December 12, 2007 @ 1:28 am

Hey all,

Just wondering whats the feeling in the states about the up coming elections, who’s going to get the democrat and republican nominations? Its great over here, we get all the good sound bites without the bombardment of fundraisers, adverts etc. Its like a soap opera especially now that Oprah is involved…. It really is looking like the race of the outsiders. Any tips for who will be the next to ruler of the planet?
By akashastrega , December 12, 2007 @ 7:43 am

Well in terms of the Dems…Billary Clinton has an edge because the American people, for the most part, liked having Bill in office (we had a great economic run)…and he would be First Hubby, so in a way, he’d be back in office. Can she handle the job? She has had YEARS of political history. She was an attorney, a Governor’s wife, a First Lady, a Senator…she got a cult following with her children’s causes and medical reformation causes. And that still is something that sways me towards her. Now Obama…he has Oprah. Queen of the world. She has the Midas Touch and then some. If Oprah said today is a day to fart loudly in public, folks would do just that. I don’t know much about Obama. He doesn’t have a long political history. He does have an interesting personal history, but will that be enough to convince folks he can handle some major sh*t?? Last I checked, he also has George Clooney on his side. Oprah and George…that is a possible one-two punch for all the sheep of America. These 2 are fairly neck to neck in polls, depending on the day of week. Now the sleeper hit is John Edwards. This is a man who wants medical reform. His wife after all has incurable cancer and is likely to die in a couple years. He wants to help the poor and lower class of America. He does not have anyone with muscle or charisma backing him. He does have years of political experience though, and if a grassroots effort can get his name out there better, he may actually reach the poor and lower class he claims he wants to help.

Now the Repubs have Giulliani. A so-called hero after 9/11. Barring that though, his record was not always golden. Then there is uber-conservative Huckabee. Well Chuck Norris is endorsing him right, so he must be good??? He wanted to put AIDS patients into basically a quarantine so they wouldn’t infect the rest of us. Nice guy. He didn’t care HOW the disease was contracted. He has a very strong stance on immigration, illegal and legal. Then there is Fred Thompson. He was a politico, and an actor on a very successful TV drama series. Hey he must be good!!!

In all, the race is about who has the clout behind them. Will Oprah beat out Bill C? Will Giulliani, 9/11 hero beat out Chuck Norris or a TV actor and former politician? Will there even be a world left to have a US election once Dubya gets done with his business?

I am hoping that this site picks up steam and gets people thinking.
http://www.unity08.com/
By thebouldwacker , December 13, 2007 @ 2:49 am

akashastrega,

Thanks for the low down… do you think the vice pres position will be taken from the other presidential contenders? Obama and Billary could be a good combination????
By akashastrega , December 13, 2007 @ 3:02 pm

In all honesty, I would vote a Billary/Obama ticket…but having to vote Billary or Obama…idk. Billary has the political skills and Obama has the diplomatic skills. His “humble” beginnings matched with her ideas for medical reform and school reform may actually bring the US back to the US. Make things start at home for a change rather than be in everybody else’s business. That would be a nice and welcomed change! John Edwards, while a longshot may still be a contender with Obama and Billary cancelling each other out. I have actually said for quite some time that if Billary took Obama on her ticket as VP, they would have a really strong chance at the voting booths. Whether it would happen in reality…can’t say, but if I had my druthers, that would be my ticket of choice to votefor.
By Steve Kay New Zealand , December 13, 2007 @ 6:25 pm

JEREMY CLARKSON FOR PRESIDENT!!!!
By Steve Kay , December 13, 2007 @ 6:40 pm

no really he’s ace!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0Ocleo3YWg

http://www.jeremyclarkson.co.uk/
By thebouldwacker , December 14, 2007 @ 8:55 pm

Clarkson could never be president, he’d just nuc every country that pissed him off!!!
He’d be the first president to clear a country of nuc weapons due to running out of them…..
By Henrik Bjørn , December 16, 2007 @ 2:46 am

Save the rainforrest kill the Bush
By shanab, December 17, 2007 @ 2:02 am

no coment
By thebouldwacker , December 21, 2007 @ 3:19 am

happy Christmas/ holidays to all… heres a pressi for all the family. This site will make your time off that little more educational and enjoyable, no matter what topics tickle yer fancy
By thebouldwacker , December 21, 2007 @ 3:20 am

never attached it… here it is

http://www.ted.com/
By Steve Kay , December 23, 2007 @ 1:14 pm

Touche my friend, but he’d still be better than that muppet. Merry christmas!! Go on go on, ya will ya will!!
By jonrichco , December 23, 2007 @ 10:59 pm

G’day y’all, and season’s greetings!

The debate is getting a bit esoteric, so thought some of you might like some light Christmas reading, or for Muslims Eid al-Adha (bit late, sorry). Not sure about Hindus, Bhuddists and Atheists (like me).

While tidying up my Firefox bookmarks, came across a Bush joke site.

eg: “This week, a group of Republican congressmen asked President Bush what his ‘Plan B’ is if the current Iraq plan doesn’t work. The ‘Plan B’ discussion was difficult for Bush, because it involves two areas where he’s extremely vulnerable — Iraq and the alphabet.” –Conan O’Brien

This is the FIRST joke site I have ever found to be actually funny. It’s probably all old hat to some of you American bloggers – the rest of you may like to check it out:
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/bushjokes/a/2007bushjokes.htm

MR – what about substituting a Bush joke for the quotes occasionally? You would have to clearly state which is which, cos sometimes they’re pretty hard to tell apart!

Keep ‘em coming!
By JohnK , December 24, 2007 @ 11:23 am

today’s quote of GWB:
“We don’t believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of
Americans.”

George W. Bush
September 6, 2000
From a speech delivered in Scranton, Pennsylvania.

hello, people!
I found today he talked the truth one time at least!
By Heather , December 25, 2007 @ 3:08 am

It’s funny to see people mocking conspiracy theorists and backing it up with the fact that Bush was “elected”.
That’s not going to mean a /thing/ to a supposed theorist, if they believe that the polls are rigged.
Now, anyone with a brain and the will can look up and /find/ the information to prove that elections have been rigged since /Lincoln/. There’s tons of things out there that’s waved in front of our faces; we are mocked, as though the American government thinks we’ll just sit and remain ignorant, through video games, movies, etc.
Those that would attack even just the /idea/ of searching for /facts/ must truly be brainwashed. For them, I weep.

I can’t even /imagine/ how many people will poke fun at RON PAUL and his “Elmer Fudd-like speech”, but he’s a man I think would do this country some good.

Bush? L.M.F.A.O. No.
By akashastrega , January 3, 2008 @ 8:42 am

“I heard something interesting today. After he leaves office, George W. Bush is going to start a think tank. That’s right, it’s like Michael Vick opening an animal shelter. Yeah, the George Bush think tank: it only has a shallow end.” –David Letterman

Great joke, thanks for the linky. For those of you who don’t know (and to explain the joke), Michael Vick was a very talented and highly paid NFL Quarterback. He was recently busted for being a part of a dog-fighting ring, as well as associated with killing several dogs…by means such as electrocution.
By myersadrian , January 4, 2008 @ 3:28 pm

all my friends here in ireland are shouting for obama. Obama for president.
By Joe , January 5, 2008 @ 11:19 am

Thanks. This brightens my day. I have it on my Google home page, next to the Lincoln quote generator. The contrast is stunning.

Question: why are the Bush quotes so old, e.g., 2000? Are you just trying to catch up and he’s making it impossible, or has he started doing nothing but reading from prepared scripts?
By Jon , January 8, 2008 @ 8:49 am

While “For NASA, space is still a high priority” (Bush Quote today) certainly sounds like something the little shrub could have said, it was actually said by Dan Quayle.
By MDjew22 , January 10, 2008 @ 2:55 pm

The only good thing about ‘ol georgie is that he gives us a laugh
By thebouldwacker , January 12, 2008 @ 1:44 am

trouble is ‘the most powerful man in the world’ shouldn’t be giving us a laugh, he should be a leader whom people aspire to aliken themself to, he should be noble, truthful, wise and insperational….

any of them apply to GW bush? no.

Mind you they don’t apply to our ‘leader’ either. The difference is when our idiot messes up it effects 5 million people at most, when George decides to impose his will it has the potential to (and has) effect billions. Think of all the good he could have done for the world but instead he… well lets just say if i had a simular record of achivement and oppertunity as him i would count my life as a waste.
By Tiffani Y , January 12, 2008 @ 1:15 pm

Love y’all website, but favourite is spelled “favorite.”
By moainm , January 14, 2008 @ 11:10 pm

Hey Tiffany, Only in America sweetie
By Go-raibh-maith-agat , January 17, 2008 @ 4:10 am

Only 370 days till loony-boy’s gone, Yay!!

Slán leat
By Steven McTowlie , January 30, 2008 @ 7:52 am

i really disagree with the obama comment. that man should not be president. we need bill back in office. at least he was a cool dude. bush is a half retarded hick who knows nothing about being a president. its a tragedy. russia and china is gonna take us over anyway.
By Steven McTowlie , January 30, 2008 @ 7:54 am

“are gonna take us over”. my bad.
By Steven McTowlie , January 30, 2008 @ 8:02 am

that limey fuck “I HATE AMERICANS” needs to shut his mouth about americans too. we have brains ya twat. thats why we’re the leading country in the world huh? my family is british too faggot. he was more than likely bought in rather than we “voted” him in. stay in your own political affairs you stupid shite. eat it whore.
By thebouldwacker , February 7, 2008 @ 3:53 am

hey Steven McTowlie,

whats with the last message you left, the site has slowed a bit but there are different sites for those kind of postings. Keep it some way cohesive and readable… that way you can get into debates and share ideas and views, your last posting was a bit of a full stop to engaging with others.
cheers
By myersadrian , February 8, 2008 @ 1:44 pm

OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT
By Nate Gilmore , February 12, 2008 @ 6:55 am

To all of you people that defend Bush:

You are apparently related to him. It seems most of you have English problems too! Namely Greg. So here is a little lesson for you people who “misunderestimate” ….C-O-U-N-T-R-Y is singular, meaning ONE. (1) C-O-U-N-T-R-Y-’-S is possessive. Meaning, by the ownership of.
C-O-U-N-T-R-I-E-S is “Country” plural meaning TWO (2) or more.
M-O-R-A-L means a good standard. I believe you were looking for:
M-O-R-A-L-E which suggests a comfortable style of life. Damn some of you people out there are just as uneducated as “W” is. It is no wonder why you dummies (yes, that’s the correct spelling) follow so closely behind his lead. So here’s a little idea for you:
The next time you need to ask directions to somewhere, why don’t you stop a blind person and ask them? Bush is a dumbass, and he was NOT elected. If you are stupid enough to believe that, then there’s just no hope for you.
P.S. I-R-A-Q is the correct spelling for the COUNTRY. And the inhabitants of that COUNTRY are “I-R-A-Q-I-S” (oh yeah, inhabitants are the people that live there) Iraq is also a place WE don’t belong. Let the Hajis kill eachother.
By moainm , February 13, 2008 @ 3:32 am

So nice to see we’ve left the political debate behind and just raced down the road of mudslinging and insults… Wonderful!!!
By Nate Gilmore , February 13, 2008 @ 5:23 am

Hey moainm-

Not your country, not your business. See, you are acting JUST like an American Republican. Sticking your beak in another bird’s nest. And yes, mudslinging is what our country does best. Just a few examples: Consider all of the celebrities’ reputations that America has ruined. Even the good old Bill Clinton. Yes, he got some head from that girl, and that other girl, oh, and that other girl. But Bill never killed a shit load of American Soldiers in his greedy quest to rule the planet. When he gets to your country, you’ll be on my side with a giant spoon helping me, “Sling-Mud” everywhere.
By moainm , February 14, 2008 @ 2:50 am

Well, thanks for that Nate…

I must say you are a poster child for what your country is NOT about! Your insults to me and to your fellow countrymen are obscuring your intellect! Please, put the attitude aside and let your intelligence shine through??? I know its there…

If this site doesn’t appeal to you, don’t visit!!

There are very few people here who actually support G.W.
Have a look, read a little!!
But the wonderful thing about this site is that everyone has had meaningful debates, apart from the odd mudslinging which hasn’t been tolerated! (hint hint: “not your country, not your business”). This site has diversified from being a response to the hilarious quotes that G.W. provides us with to an interesting political arena with many different opinions and a healthy debate ensuing…

Also, I am requesting that you retract your remark about me acting like an American Republican… If you had taken the time to read my previous posts, it would be obvious to you that i am neither American or a Republican. Again, have a look… read a little??

Kind Regards
By Nate Gilmore , February 14, 2008 @ 6:12 am

Right on Moainm-

How about this: Your FLAG kind of gives you away that you are not American.
Let me just say this: If there are ANY Americans (or otherwise) that has had the unfortunate day arrive, where a man shows up in uniform and delivers the message that thier loved one has been killed in Iraq, and that American (or otherwise) were to STILL claim that George Bush is a Great Leader. They are very, very naive. It’s a sad deal when things like that happen. It would be easier to lose a loved in combat, if they were fighting on OUR soil, a war that threatened the integrity of the lives of the innocent.
Moainm- I’ll step off of the mudlsinging, this site does appeal to me because it tells me that there ARE people out there that the man that leads this country is an illiterate, low scoring IQ, down-home dixie boy with something to prove. He says some pretty stupid shit, we all do, but not all of us are President, nor ever will be.
I laugh at most of the dumb things he has said, because they simply don’t make sense. Have you ever worked around Alzheimer’s patients? If so, have you ever heard the stuff they say? (Nothing against them, but everything against the disease) Most times, it is the most off-the-wall stuff. That’s what I think of everytime I hear him talk.
Have a good day Moainm look forward to hearing from you soon.
-Nate
By Nate Gilmore , February 14, 2008 @ 6:34 am

Moainm-

I must’ve missed this entry:

“Hahaha Bouldwhacker!
I was a little overwhelmed by the extent of the emotion shown so I just observed for a while
My opinion ( and feel free to correct me if I’m writing something that may not be correct) is that GWB responded to the events of 9/11 by ignoring the people responsible and using it as an excuse to finish what Daddy started… (personal opinion)
The invasion of Iraq has resulted in the murder of countless innocents which is unforgivable and also the traumatisation of those who have chosen the military life. I commend anyone who is strong enough to take up arms to defend their country but I feel that they have been mis-deployed.
And didn’t I read somewhere about Saddam being funded by the U.S in his quest to become leader of Iraq????? What, did the puppet stop doing its masters bidding????
War is not a solution. How can you kill people and tell their families that it is for their sakes?
I am a pacifist through and through (could you tell? ) I just dont believe that GWB gave proper thought to his actions and that was his fatal flaw. The world looks to the U.S as a leading influence (be this right or wrong) and the message that was sent by GWB has irrevocably harmed the reputation that countless generations of Americans have worked to build.”

Moainm- I could NOT AGREE with you more. We are in the same book, we just weren’t on the same page. I feel we are now. This is SO parallel to what I posted just a bit ago. You have your head on right. You aren’t wrong in your opinions, though others may think so. I agree with you 100%. Thanks. (By the way, those pictures that “Thebouldwhacker” posted of NASA…AWESOME! Thank you for those pictures.)
By JD , February 15, 2008 @ 2:18 am

MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm …….. VB!!!! Good on ya mate.
By Sawah , February 17, 2008 @ 12:55 am

What a funny man
By Tammy , February 19, 2008 @ 12:45 pm

The sad situation is, that his dumb-ass mouth will never stop, until his term is over!!!!!!
By Nate Gilmore , February 23, 2008 @ 3:39 pm

Ive been sitting here wondering why everyone has been slamming everyone else’s country. I read where someone wrote that America is the Number One country in the world. I have to ask: Have you been to another country to see their beauty? I, for one, know that Scotland is a very nice place to be. It is a little cold and quite rainy, but it is still a magnificent place to be. I’ve never been to Ireland, but I’m sure it is quite nice. I read where someone said, “At least America was not England’s Bitch!” As true as that might seem…why the hell do we speak ENGLISH THEN, FUCKER?
Australia is a very nice place to drink a beer and “get pissed with the bloaks!” The sheilas aren’t too bad to look at either, but here’s my opinion…if anyone can say that their country is the best to live in, but every morinig they wake up and say they need a vacation to somewhere nice, try going to another country and as you stand in the airport before leaving there, look back on your stay. If you can honestly tell yourself, you had NO fun, NO interest, then you do need to stay home and never come out of your homes again. Yes, “W” is an idiot. But point out to me a country where everyone likes their leader, or whatever. Anyhow, we are all of the same creation, we all bleed red and if you think you are better than anyone else, jump off of a fucking bridge, see if you fly!
By Nate Gilmore , February 23, 2008 @ 3:44 pm

I guess Moaninm quit.
By Angie, February 24, 2008 @ 2:19 pm

Hi All.

I have just finished reading this entire blog from top to bottom. I laughed a lot and cried a little as well at some of the postings. In my humble opinion, America has no business in trying to solve the problems of the rest of the world. Nobody will ever thank them for trying to do so. That said, the American people as a whole can hardly be held accountable for the choices and actions of a select few (namely the government). I live in South Africa where we have been reduced to a one party state which is blatantly comunistic in spite of claiming to be a democracy. Our constitution has been changed to allow racism to be written into it, yet the racism is one sided. If America’s president Bush is looking for a new war conquest in the next year, could I volunteer South Africa? (Seeing as America’s government was responsible for beginning the avalanche which ended in our current predicament – does the term Apartheid ring any bells?). Lastly, I would love to leave my adoptive country as I most certainly do not love it, but sadly I can never go home due to having skin the color of ivory. Home for me would be a small country lovingly remembered as Rhodesia (Now called Zimbabwe – another nomination for being fixed by anyone….please?). I would make an application to move to America, but sadly I will not be considdered for emigration to their soil due to the fact that my current country is run by a terrorist organisation. I do not understand the logic behind this, but I know several people who were not even allowed to holiday in America due to our government being listed as a terrorist organisation to America. They are not wrong in this, but not all resident of this country follow the leanings of our corrupt government. So this is my request to America: Please let those of us who want to leave South Africa behind, have the option of calling your shores home? And in closing, I would like to simply say, be grateful for the small mercies which you have. The grass is not always greener on the other side. Yes, war is hell on everyone involved, but living under oppression can be worse. Just my humble opinion.
By moainm , February 25, 2008 @ 9:29 pm

Hey Nate I’m not a quitter I’ve just been ill lately so my bed has been more important

I miss the bould whacker

I’ll be back when I’m feeling better guys!
By thebouldwacker , February 26, 2008 @ 9:55 pm

Hey Moainm,

sorry to hear your not well… get plenty of day time tv and enjoy not having to go to work in this weather… Anyway the spare time will give you opportunity to get this site sorted out, nothing like curing the world’s sorrows to lift the old spirits!! I’ve been busy changing job but I’m getting back to normal now.

Nate, what’s up, Welcome, your postings are very readable to say the least… you make some good points with interesting… metaphors…In a very scary way I get what you mean, in your very own obscure method of communication I believe there lies a bit of truth and wisdom (?!?!?!?) … however… the more rational contributors to this site are not talking about the greatness of their country against other countries (that’s what the UN is for) the main focus of this site is to take the preverbal out of Georgie boy and the system that supports him.

Why should we care about G.W. and not other ‘leaders’ such as what is in South Africa as Angie wrote about?
Simple, because the US and in particular Republican US has decided Since WWII that they should run the world.
The plan is simple, influence through whatever means necessary world politics, social and economic affairs. This is not fiction nor paranoia its widely stated and written about. Its a policy which has been applied with various levels or enthusiasm in the last half century or so.
England had the same tactic in the past number of centuries as did every colonial power on the planet. (as an Irish man it is my duty to slag England in particular at every opportunity, for further information please ref any Damian Dempsey song). So for this point, there is nothing special about GW, we weren’t to happy with daddy bush nor Raygun Reagan either.

Its nothing about the US per se, neither the weather in Scotland nor were I go on holidays, none of these have any bearing on my feelings about the US foreign policy and its negative input into world affairs. Its about puppets like GW propagating a relentless war on any establishment other than aggressive American capitalism (and no I’m not advocating for a new world order, though when I rule the world things will be much different…). And yes most countries have a similar agenda but face it outside Russia and a select few none are as invasive as the US.
The difference being those countries ARE dictatorships the US under GW holds itself up as the protector of goodness, free speech, etc when its not, it invades, destroys and forces itself on other nations… that is why we have the right to comment on your government. If they feel it necessary to have an input into my life and my countries policies then you may be sure I’m going to sit up and take an interest in your countries power base.

So to get back to the point, yes we all bleed red but not all of us have a government which insists on trampling around the globe, army first and McDonalds second, interfering in other countries socio-economic and political structures for their own paranoid power hungry desires… Nate…
By Nate Gilmore , February 27, 2008 @ 4:31 am

Moainm-

So sorry you weren’t feeling well. It is that season for us here too. My daughter has been down with a severe cold, and now she has passed it on to me. It is so great to feel so lousy. It reminds me of the days that I felt better and I look back on them now, and appreciate it. Get to feeling better.

Bouldwacker-

You really have a way of putting things so it is easy to empathize. (empathise). But it is worth mentioning here. You said in your last entry that it is your duty as an Irishman to slang England. B- that would be quite alright with me. My descendents were the group of Scots known as the Clan Morrison. They were the Highlanders that joined forces with William Wallace to fight for the freedom of Scotland from the English when the English decided to be like America. (Control, Change, and try to look good while doing it) It was because of the economy in Scotland after their reign, that Clan Morrison moved to Ireland. And it was because of the potato famine that brought them here. But, the hell with that. How are you?
I guess I do have a different way of communication. I have been told that many times. All I can do is embrace it. Metaphors are my way of overstressing a point i.e. “…if you think you are better than anyone else, jump off of a fucking bridge, see if you fly!” I have never claimed to be better than anyone else. But while you read this you may look back on my first entry when I tried to correct spelling. Here is the reason for that.
I have no idea why it is that THIS COUNTRY likes to claim we are so much better than anyone else. “We have the strongest Army” (for which I used to serve…hated it) “We have the best jobs” “Immigrants are flocking to this country because we have more money to pay them” “We have the best schools” Well, if all this were true, why the shit, can’t these people spell words as simple as country? Maybe I just don’t understand why Language Arts are so hard for people to understand, because it isn’t hard for me. If they took all but one subject out of school, it should NOT be Language Arts. This is needed for success. I work in a prison where a 29 year old inmate was asked why he hadn’t read the new policies. He stated, “I would, but I can’t read..” but this man knows the sport of football front and back, basketball the same. This tells me that this country is not doing their damned job. Our country pays it’s teachers an average annual salary of $27,560.00. Isn’t that ridiculous? And for the teachers that had me in class, that was WAY UNDERPAID! I was a little shit in class, I was, but I listened. I embraced what they were there to do, and for that, those teachers deserved a lot more than what they were given.
I believe you can tell a country’s priorities when you look at salaries.
Just compare the salary of a Professional Football Player, to a SOLDIER!
A Major League Baseball Player’s to a TEACHER’S!
Our Men are over in Iraq, dying for a lost cause, receiving body armor from the Army that pays the lowest bidder to do the job and we are here in America, sitting in our lawn chairs down at Cape Kennedy, watching NASA as it launches another 3 Million dollar mission to space to see if maybe one day, we can not only invade our planet’s countries, but A WHOLE NEW PLANET!
America’s priorities are screwy. I doubt they will ever change, but I guess we will see.
Take care of yourselves!
-Nate
By dermot o'malley , February 27, 2008 @ 3:47 pm

man that dubya dude is dumb
By thebouldwacker , February 28, 2008 @ 12:03 am

Nate,

I hear ya, our society (western) has managed to (within reason) rid itself of war; as in New York isn’t gearing up for an armed invasion of San Francisco, nor are the forces of Rome massing in the hope of reviving the old Roman Empire… this is not to deny tribal warfare elsewhere in the world, nor the many inter governmental wars currently ongoing but it’s a given that society was a bit more violent in the past… anyway, it sometimes amazes me that we have socially evolved to where we are today and yet, relatively speaking what advantages have we secured? A better world of modern medicine, travel and communication… (but inherited a sense of loss, dissatisfaction, stress, alienation etc etc) other than that, is our lot much more improved than that of pervious generations? Surly our society should be striving for a life of simple happiness rather than securing oil supplies and 34’’ plasma TV’s, It reminds me of a story I heard many moons ago, I’m sure most of ye have come across it…

An elderly gent is walking along the river bank one warm summers day and happens across a young man thrown out on his back, fishing rod planted in the water, half asleep half awake, but happy out. The young man tilts his head and gives the gent a wink that says ‘this is great isn’t it!!!’ the gent stops and the two get chatting.

The gent discovers that the man is in his early 20’s and has never ‘distinguished’ himself in any manor worth noting, the gent being of the ‘work hard’ school of thought is aghast at the sluggish attitude of this young pup…
‘what a waste of a life, what a doss attitude to your time on this world… why not get up and make something of yourself, work hard and achieve greatness’ he bellowed in an attempt to inspire the man who was by this time re-baiting the rod and cooling his feet in the river,
‘Why would I do that then?’ he replied…
‘So you can build yourself a career, fight your way to the top and be able to say I have accomplished something, I am now my own man, I have the freedom and the means to do what I want, be what I want and through this you will find success in yourself, happiness and contentment!!!’.
‘Sounds good’ replied the man, ‘what then? What do I do with my new found success and freedom?
That’s the beauty, you can then relax and enjoy the fruits of your labour, you can wake in the morning, look the world in the eye and say this is now my life and I shall enjoy!’.
‘Inspiring’ said the man, ‘ so now that you have reached this place in your life, after proving your worth to the world, after dedicating you youth and energy to this model of life, how do you reap its rewards? How do you spend the time you have earned?’
‘Well my most pleasurable past time is to get out to nature and spend time walking by the river, enjoying the sights and sounds of the world we live in…’
‘Tell me then’ replies the man ‘are you saying to me that it took you over fifty years of hard work, slog and stress to build yourself up, just to get to a position in life where you and I spend our days in the same way, who then has chosen to best path in life’

While I’m not advocating that society stops and goes fishing, what I’m saying is that we need a reality check, our governments need to return to representing the people not business that we reclaim our lives for ourselves and get away from our countries being seen as economies and return to having societies… get away from ball players being paid the same wage as a country full of teachers…
By Nate Gilmore , February 28, 2008 @ 6:23 am

BW-

I like that story. I see it happen again, and again when I go fishing. I see men show up with expensive 4X4’s that are absolutely SPOTLESS, shiny, brand new. Towing a boat, the same details as the truck. Yet, when they come back, they have the same size fish I do. They have spent lots of money for fuel to drive around on the water, and they shouldn’t have been doing either because they are now too drunk to be driving anywhere. As this may seem like I didn’t fully grasp your story, I did.
I sit in a chair I bought for $10.00, I’m not sure how much that turns out to be in Ireland, but it’s about the same as a gallon and a half for gas. (Note the sarcasm) I use a fishing pole I bought for >$20.00. I don’t have a live well either. I use a $1.00 stringer. I drink beer while I fish, but you can’t kill someone from a lawn chair because lawn chairs don’t travel at high speeds.
But those fishermen have worked so hard to get themselves the things that they have, just to end up in the same place doing the same thing that actually turns out to be more of a burden.
I have made a lot of money, I have caught a lot of fish, but nothing has made me happier than just sitting down, relaxing and understand that all things will come when they are ready to. A man can control his destiny, but if, everyday, a man lives his whole life in just one day, he has missed what his life was all about. And that’s very sad.
By Nate Gilmore , February 28, 2008 @ 6:26 am

Boy I sure ventured off of the topic of politics with that one. Oh well, nothing wrong with a little inspiration now and then.
By thebouldwacker , February 28, 2008 @ 11:30 am

Nate

i like your finishing paragraph, well put and very true… i think it can be applied to many situations and also many life styles.
By Nate Gilmore , February 28, 2008 @ 4:44 pm

Moainm-

Hope you’re feeling better.

-Nate
By Nate Gilmore , February 29, 2008 @ 10:51 am

Bouldwacker-

This might seem like a stupid thing to do over such an unsecure page, but I’ll take the risk. If I get hate mail, who cares.
gnostic_82@yahoo.com is my email. If you feel so compelled, send me one. Talk to you later.
By thebouldwacker , March 6, 2008 @ 1:21 am

Hey Nate,
sorry mate don’t take offence but I don’t do the whole email address sharing thing, not with ppl that I don’t know anyway, (and quite often with people I do know). To make it up to you I’ll give you a good link, you may have come across it before but for those who haven’t enjoy…

http://postsecret.blogspot.com/
By thebouldwacker , March 6, 2008 @ 3:01 am

its gone very slow around here, you alive moainm?
By Nate Gilmore , March 6, 2008 @ 8:37 am

Bouldwacker-

I completely understand. No offense taken. I’ll catch ya on the flip side.

-Nate
By myersadrian , March 8, 2008 @ 12:28 am

Obama for president. Please America, here your chance to re-deem yourselves. Walk towards the light.
By Nate Gilmore , March 8, 2008 @ 12:12 pm

myersadrian-

I have a few things for you.
#1) I agree with the Obama for president. 100%.
#2) Redeem ourselves? From what? The fact that GW Bush was appointed to the White House for both terms? How can this be the fault of Americans?
#3) “Walk towards the light.” A term often used to tell someone that they are an idiot. How can you assume that we don’t already know where the “light” is? How can you assume that the asshole running our reputation into the ground, to the rest of the world, be something WE would be proud of?
There are a number of Bush lovers out there, but ONE THING should be noted: This man is the President of our country, but he IS NOT the president of me, nor the rest of the Americans that have had to hang thier head in shame for the fact that we have been faulted by the rest of the world, for his idiocy. What he has done is not what we ALL would have done. Think about that before you label one group of foreigners to ONE bad stereotype.
It can be said that the Irish love potatoes and beer. Does that mean everyone in Ireland is a Potato and Beer Glutton? Absolutely not. I’m sure you have people in your country that don’t like potatoes, or for that matter, beer. The same as our country is known for Bush, but not all of us care for the sharp-nosed, fake-smiling, alcholic, simpleminded turd that we call a “Leader.”
By moainm , March 12, 2008 @ 3:42 am

I’m back!!!! Not 100% yet but Im back!!! I’ve decided that being sick is wrong and should be outlawed!!! I’ve been having a quick read but must ponder on events and comments before I respond

See you guys tomorrow
By Nate Gilmore , March 12, 2008 @ 9:46 am

Moainm-

Glad to see you’re feeling better!
By Nate Gilmore , March 15, 2008 @ 8:58 am

I just received in the mail, a letter from the IRS. (Internal Revenue Service)
The opening sentence says, “We are pleased to inform you that the United States Congress passed and PresidentGeorge W. Bush signed into law the Economic Stimulus Act of 2008, which provides for economic stimulus payments to be made to over 130 million American households.” It goes on to say, “Under this new law, you may be entitled to a payment of up to $600 ($1,200 if filing a joint return), plus additional amounts for each qualifying child.”
Not that I am complaining about extra money, because I would never be so stupid as to bitch about something like that, but this seems to me, like a way for the president to leave a statement for the Republicans, as he leaves office. It is easy to BUY votes for a political party by sending money to most of every American family because from the rest of the letter, I draw the conclusion that it will be next to impossible to NOT receive a payment.
Isn’t this just like a parent bribing children to stay with them during a divorce? That’s how I see it. My mind will not change. “W” caused a lot of tears to hit the floor with each soldier that died for his war, money will not change my mind for the political vote. If they only gave this money to those that voted Rep. they could have it back.
Not sure how everyone else feels, but I, for one, like the idea of extra money, but the Reps. could have done something better to promote thier party for the White House.
By Nate Gilmore , April 2, 2008 @ 3:23 pm

This website has become drag. What happened to all of the bickering and bitching back and forth about how goos or bad the president of the U.S. is? My goodness, I pinned that post about two weeks ago and nobody has said anything. This is crazy. Maybe if I said that, “The W” was the best someone would reply. What’s up with you all? (We all know the above statement would totally be a lie!) BUSH SUCKS!!
By Nate Gilmore , April 2, 2008 @ 3:24 pm

did I say “goos”? I meant…good*…shit…my spelling sucks too!
By moainm , April 2, 2008 @ 11:51 pm

Sorry Nate! Between being sick on and off Im dealing with a lot of crap in work so unfortunately have been neglecting my duties here!!! Bertie Ahern just announced his resignation as Taoiseach of Ireland, my response being “WOO HOO!!”

But I promise, when the storm abates work-wise, I will be back with vigour and enthusiam
By Nate Gilmore , April 3, 2008 @ 12:21 pm

I knew it would only take some nudging and I would finally get a response! I figured I could count on you Moainm. (Note the joking sarcasm:))
I wish everyone’s job could be as easy to forget once they got home, like I mine is. I work in a prison as a Corrections Officer, so leaving work at work is very simple. But if we were all the same, there would be more to bitch about I guess.
Well Moainm, hope Ireland turns into what would make you and the other Irish happier. It looks like America is going to take a turn for the best in the coming year, but we’ll see. Catch ya on the flip-side.
(P.S. Moainm…I am SO Sorry, please forgive me, I know you know, but I gotta give you some hell…E-N-T-H-U-S-I-A-S-M. I don’t know why I do it. But hell, we’re human…if misspelling words is the worse we could do then this would be an AWESOME world to live in.) -Nate
By moainm , April 4, 2008 @ 2:41 am

You’re not a bit sorry nate but its ok.. I have no probs with being pulled on mistakes

I’d love to be able to forget about work but my management is making that difficult at the mo.. Ah well.. it’ll all calm down soon Im sure
By Nate Gilmore , April 4, 2008 @ 10:27 am

Moainm-

You’re right…I’m not. But hey, one day someone will catch me on one, and I will have my share of stupidity to feel.
I’m not sure I understand “the mo” but I do understand management. I am guessing, that “mo” is short for moment.? If it is, it must be an Ireland thing, us Yankees have our own speak sometimes too. Take care. Good luck.
By Nate Gilmore , April 14, 2008 @ 1:47 pm

Moainm-

This is WAY off the topic of politics, but I just read that chewing tobacco is illegal in Ireland. How can this be, when America could NEVER pull off such an outlandish law? Do you know if the reasoning behind it would be the hygenics? Or because Irish think it is altogether discusting? To some, it may be, but to Southern Americans, (meaning Americans from the south of the U.S.) it is nothing more than a smoker enjoying a cigarette after a meal.
I chew tobacco and I work in a prison. The Missouri Department of Corrections does not condone the use, they forbid it amongst offenders and staff, but some still do. Myself included. I find it VERY hard to see how Ireland can pass such a law. Let me know your point(s) of view on this topic. Talk to you later.
-Nate
By Nate Gilmore , April 14, 2008 @ 1:51 pm

Bouldwhacker, if you feel the need, and if you still visit this site, please add your response on the above topic I presented to Moainm. I’d be very interested to see it.
-Nate
By change for the better , April 15, 2008 @ 12:19 am

A friend recently sent me the link to this site. Yes, I love the Bush quotes and stupidity too, and follow them avidly, but this discussion has been even more interesting. I’ve just finished reading the whole thing – including admiration for the bouldwacker’s insights and tears at some of Mossman’s experiences of a life most Westerner’s will luckily never meet personally.

However, it’s sure died down recently. Is that because it’s become almost a private chat site between three or four posters? What has happened to the discussions on the woes of American politics and the fervour to improve things, strong in the postings from around October/November? A site like this could also be used to do a lot of good: the Bush-isms make us laugh, but none of us would be reading this if we weren’t somewhat interested in politics and ideals too.

I am going to stir up a wasps’ nest and issue a challenge to all you well-informed citizens living in America (I live in Germany now and don’t know enough of what’s going on):

LET’S CHANGE THINGS!

A lot of people posted above recognise there are problems with the current US government (I would hate to give Bush sole “credit”), but I recurrently hear the comments:
“At least we have an election coming up – things will get better.”
or “We can’t change it anyway – we didn’t vote for him.”
Hmm…
My motto is, “If you can’t change it, don’t complain.” I’m not advocating complacency, just pointing out there is an awful lot more that can be done than most people think. Why wait for the election to improve things? Why say, “it’s not our fault?” Collectively, it IS the fault of the American people – no-one individually, but still everyone together.

So what can be done?
It’s true that two-party politics doesn’t really represent what people want, and is susceptible to powerful (business) interests. Do we just sit down and vote for “the lesser of two evils” like good little children? Or can we make our voices heard despite politics?
Most individual people are concerned with social issues affecting them and other people, rather than the profits guiding big (inter)national concerns, and individuals can mean a lot more than we think. Governments don’t want to be seen to look bad and won’t go against general opinion too blatantly if they want to be re-elected. So how can we get at the real issues people want, and make them known?

I’ve been reading about a site in Australia called GetUp. It’s a grass-roots movement taking advantage of the best traits of the modern world – the power of internet to unite people from all ways of life – to gather opinions on what real people really want and tell the politicians in a way that cannot be ignored. Their biggest success so far was a campaign for better health care for indigenous people in Australia, who have a life expectancy 20 years lower than white Australians. Left to the Australian government, this issue had been ignored for years, but GetUp raised public awareness, advertised, collected signatures and broad support, gathered funds, consulted experts, made a plan and then presented a whole solution and economic strategy in a way that the government had to acknowledge.

Anyone who thinks this sounds good can check out this site:
http://www.getup.org.au/

Are there things like this in the US? I don’t know of any but they must be there and I’d love to hear about them. Let’s all get out and join them, instead of complaining. Tell all your friends about them!
Even people like me, who’ve never done anything world-shatteringly useful, can help by raising their individual voices in a collective call for something better.
I challenge you all to play your part!

End of rave! ; )
By change for the better , April 15, 2008 @ 1:13 am

P.S. I forgot to mention, GetUp is a-political, which is why it works so well.
By thebouldwacker , April 17, 2008 @ 2:19 am

Hi all,
Sorry I haven’t been here in a bit, I was away, I got abducted by rock and roll loving aliens and they took me to see Elvis (he says hi).

I’ll be back to regluar service on friday… I haven’t read or replied in a bit so i got all kinds’a bile built up… its gonna be fun,

I hope you’re all well, I just wish those two democratic clowns would get their heads outa their asses and see the bigger picture. Flip a coin to see who drives and become running mates before i go over and end yer flirtation dance with an old rusty shovel over yer heads!!!

Langers!!!!!

Anyway gotta go, see ye in the next cartoon
By Swt-Indica , April 20, 2008 @ 4:41 pm

I love the generator… but I too would like to know if there is a html code available for posting? Could someone please help out? Thanx so much and have a Grateful Day!
By Swt-Indica , April 20, 2008 @ 4:46 pm

…and btw… if someone would be kind enough to let me know how you were able to place your country’s flag next to your name, I would appreciate it. Thanx again
By Nate Gilmore , April 24, 2008 @ 11:11 am

Swt-Indica-

In response to your question: I am not sure how the flag of the country appears next to the name, mine did it automatically.
The generator is a cool thing to have. It amazes me how someone with such a low ability to utilize the English Language could become a leader for an English speaking country. It just baffles me. Sorry I can’t help you on the html deal, but with enough searching, there will be an answer out there for you. Good Luck.
Nate
By Jon , April 30, 2008 @ 5:08 pm

Again!! “Verbosity leads to unclear inarticulate things.” (today’s brilliant quote) sounds exactly like a Bushism, but the google consensus is that it was said by another verbally challenged American politician – Dan Quayle.

Site manager: Please add a countdown with the number of days/minutes/seconds to the end of the Bush presidency.

This would make us all feel better, not that I am convinced that any of your three candidates have the capacity to change much – at least they can put three ad lib words together without screwing them up.
By Swt-Indica , May 2, 2008 @ 11:23 am

Nate… I couldn’t agree more, and thanx for the well wishing

Jon… ask and ye shall receive (hopefully when i post this, it will work

Create yours at BlingyBlob.com!
By Swt-Indica , May 2, 2008 @ 11:31 am

ok, I’m going to try this one more time….

Create yours at BlingyBlob.com!
By Swt-Indica , May 2, 2008 @ 11:38 am

ok, I tried twice to post a countdaown- obviously with no luck. sorry. but as of today 1 May 08, there are 8 months and 18 days until W. is no longer the “leader of the free world.” -and I must say, time won’t progress fast enough… I’ve been waiting for this day for almost 8 years. If you want to see the countdown I have posted, please visit http://www.myspace.com/swtindica … it’s about halfway down on the right Have a Grateful Day all
By Tom , May 5, 2008 @ 3:54 pm

I’d like to discuss hostin your site if you still haven’t found a host or rewritten the code.

Send me an email or hit me up over gchat so we can discuss your exact requirements.
By jon , May 20, 2008 @ 2:22 pm

What has happened? No more Bush quote generator? Has the CIA infiltrated the site? Hope you can resurrect it before long. There is a big hole in my desktop!
By Nate Gilmore , May 20, 2008 @ 3:43 pm

Jon-

Mine is showing up just fine. It would be no surprise if the CIA did infiltrate the site though.
One of the dumbest things he has said was, “There’s an old saying in Tennessee…well…probably in Tennessee, I know it’s in Texas…Fool me once, shame on… shame on you…fool me twice…you…you can’t get fooled again!” That HAS to be the stupidest thing ever said by anyone anywhere in any position of employment, but especially the President.
On to other topics, my wife and I just had our second and last child on Friday the 16th of May. She is a doll, but it is needed for me to say, that I am so apologetic to my children for the way the economy will be when they are my age. I think I will strongly urge my kids to learn how to use a lasso and hitch a ride to school because in the coming years, (and it WILL happen) the school districts in America will begin charging parents some type of expense for diesel if your child needs to ride the bus to school. Isn’t this a sad fact?? It costs money to do things. Everything. But going to school to learn something shouldn’t be one of them. Education is as important as it gets, and having to PAY for our children to get to and from school is just ridiculous. But it is a fact that all Americans must accept.
I was recently reading a book called, “Custer and Crazy Horse” in the book they talk about how the White Man moved in, made the Natives move out and if they refused, thier lives would pay the cost. We ALL should have seen the “price rapes” coming. It will happen again and again until we are all divided into groups of poor and rich. As each will get more of what they are. SAD. Just sad. It is typical of the rich Americans to see nothing beyond their bank accounts and what they have, to prove their dignity in the economy.
Another thing…on that dreadful day of 9-11-01 I was getting ready to ship off to the Army. I was walking by a gas station when I noticed that gas was $1.26 per gallon. I went to class, and then the planes were crashed. Class was cancelled for the duration of the day and when I walked back to my hotel room, that same gas station had jacked their prices to $3.53 per gallon. The police were at the station telling the manager that by order of the Mayor, those prices need to be reduced to their original prices because this was considered “price gouging”… well, almost 7 years later the prices are where they were that day. What the hell is the difference between now and then? American life isnt as good as eveyone seems to think it is. Our Government sucks big horse cock. We pay Professional Athletes outrageous wages but pay our teachers shitty.
We pay our musical entertainers millions but we pay our soliders and sailors shit. C’mon American government…I can’t be the only person to think that is crazy!!!
By Jon , May 23, 2008 @ 11:25 am

Thanks Nate – I have put Mr Bush back – he is back to his old form. I have added a countdown gadget also (Add Stuff to the iGoogle desktop, search for Countdown and pick one). I have set it to count to 20 January 2009. Only 241 days left!
By Nate Gilmore , May 25, 2008 @ 3:13 pm

Jon-

No problem. Hey- you know what?? Have you ever thought about the fact that Democrats have the majority of the House of Representatives? I mean no disrespect towards them, but it makes ya think, is it the WHOLE government doing this to gas prices? Or is it solely the Pres.? Because when you think about it, here in America, we have the 2/3rds veto. If the president is presented a new Bill, Congress has the ability to veto it before he has a chance to sign it. So it makes you think a little…or I should say, “me.”
Oh well, we are all taking it up the tailpipe. Jon- does Ireland price gas by the litre or the gallon? Because I know that if it goes by litre then you all are getting raped. (Figuratively speaking) I cant rememeber how many litres there are in a gallon, but that’s neither here nor there.
In America, we are paying approximately $3.69 a gallon. That is only in Missouri, I dont know about California and the outside states.
So, back to the Bush thing, Yes, he is a stupid man. He has no idea how to use the English language, but he does know how to manipulate the American People. There still are some Americans that think he is next to God. I wonder if, as they pay that price for gas if they think he is still as great? Clinton may have gotten some sucky sucky, but he didn’t cost very many lives in a useless war. He didn’t cause Americans to pay more for gas than they made in an hour of work…if they filled up their tanks. He didn’t make such stupid decisions that cost many an American a life of misery. So many people wanted to impeach him because of that head deal, but no one has said a word about impeaching that jerk we have in office now. Damn, if my brother dies in Iraq, I will be the first dude in America to stand night and day outside the White House to tell everyone that comes in and goes out that the man they serve took the life of a man that had a family to care for. They serve a man that has done the SAME DAMNED thing he hanged Saddam Hussein for. GENOCIDE! It’s a sad deal that I have lost two friends for that war, and not a damned thing has been done to “restructure their government” or “seek weapons of mass destruction”!
Damn this war, damn that man that killed so many fathers, mothers, sister, brothers, sons and daughters! He is a serial killer, he just never comitted the crimes first-hand! I’m going to bed now that I am so pissed! Good night!
By Swt-Indica , June 30, 2008 @ 10:54 am

Haven’t you heard? The radical left is responsible for gas prices being the atrocity they are. Don’t you see? With gas so expensive, people will be FORCED to buy GREEN…. hybrid, electric, biodiesel and whatnot. >:)

and btw.. i still can’t get the generator to work… Bloody CIA.

Namaste.
By Mike , July 4, 2008 @ 11:05 am

Great work!!! I’ve got a clue about Bush’s strange use of the English language.
If I cut and paste a Bush quote into the “Convert English to Yoda-Speak” utility, the Yoda-Speak translation make sense!!!

For Example, the Bush quote “I knew it might put him in an awkward position that we had a discussion before finality has finally happened in this presidential race.” translates to “I knew it might put him in an awkward position that we had a discussion. Finally happened in this presidential race, before finality has. Hmmmmmm.”

What do you think?
By drsummers , August 11, 2008 @ 1:59 am

I would hope thes quotes are published in a book titled “Getting to Know You”.
By Kevin , August 30, 2008 @ 5:30 pm

George W. Bush should be shot out of a cannon into the sun.
By Fred , September 4, 2008 @ 4:18 pm

How did you vote this fool into office TWICE? I just cant understand that.
By Nate Gilmore , September 5, 2008 @ 10:24 am

If you want to say we voted him in…I guess I could understand why you would think so being that we tell the World that we are a Democracy. If you want to know the truth, that man and his daddy’s republican buddies just pulled a few strings and BAM! W is the president. Then 2004 elections…John Kerry…a few more strings and BAM! Again.
Mark my words: This is The Year of the Democrat. But when it looks as if Obama will take office…BAM! It’ll be Ole Mac in the White House. We’ll see it every election year until the Reps and their buddies have stuffed all of their pockets full of our money so full that they can no longer walk through a Subway Terminal without getting stuck, while we sit there waiting for a subway to work because gas prices will have reached $5.00 a gallon by next summer.
So…BAM! Like that, it was history starting from 2000.
By Tom , September 10, 2008 @ 7:38 am

Come on, the reason he is president is because the democrats didn’t come up with a credible opponent. We only have ourselves to blame.
By Donna S , September 12, 2008 @ 2:23 pm

I can not get over how hilaious these quotes are. It is truly frighterning we could have such a bumbling idiot for president. Thanks for making me laugh.
By Douglas G. , September 16, 2008 @ 5:29 am

We Americans deserve the idiots we elect as leaders. Why?, because we keep voting for the idiots. Talk about a Representative Democracy! What’s shocking is that we’ll probably do it again with McMillan & Wife. Sad, very sad.
By bush quotes , September 22, 2008 @ 4:55 pm

I can not get over how hilaious these quotes are. It is truly frighterning we could have such a bumbling idiot for president. Thanks for making me laugh.find out more about bush quotes at
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By Paddy Frenchman , October 14, 2008 @ 2:48 am

Hilarious!
I just hope that the american people is not as stupid as the american president! But one said that: nations have the gouvernance they deserve.
It is quite frightening to know that this monkey could push a button and blow us all off though!
By Dr. Teddy , October 24, 2008 @ 1:55 pm

People wonder how Jr. could have been elected President of this Republic not once – but twice! My friends, the answer is simple. We are a representative democracy. Therefore, we aspire to elect the lowest common denominator, and, to meet this standard, our representatives must be mediocre. A case in point would be the 1970 nomination of G. Harrold Carswell for justice of the Supreme court. The ABA (American Bar Association) stated unequivocally that Carswell was an incompetent jurist and not qualified to serve as a supreme court justice.

Our conservative champion of prairie egalitarianism, United States Senator, Roman Rhuska of Nebraska, came to Carswell’s defense stating in no uncertain terms that “[e]ven if he were mediocre, there are a lot of mediocre judges and people and lawyers. They are entitled to a little representation, aren’t they, and a little chance? We can’t have all Brandeises Frankfurters and Cardozos.”

Go figure. . .
By Lucas in alaska , October 25, 2008 @ 3:09 am

American democracy is broken and corrupt. The sad part is that noone is too upset by this. We need the people to reclaim control because any government, over time, must take more rights from it’s citizens to remain effective. We need to revolt and re-establish the consitution.
By Amun , November 10, 2008 @ 3:36 pm

“Let’s make sure that there is certainty during uncertain times in our economy.” — George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 2, 2008

ಠ_ಠ
By tgypsy , December 16, 2008 @ 2:11 pm

Obama new prez!! What are we gonna do without our funny Bushisms?
By Please Help me with CODE , December 20, 2008 @ 1:19 pm

I’ve pasted this code into a post on my wordpress blog and it takes me to…http://marsupialmusic.net/stu/scripts/bush-script.php PLEASE HELP ME. What am I doing wrong? I have the Bush image on just fine. I’ve tried pasting the code, then I tried making a link out of “Random Bush Quotes” by pasting the code there. Then it put part of the code on the page. Ugh! Nothing is working. Thanks to anyone who helps me cheap_socks@yahoo.com
By Alexander MAKUACH KUOL , January 2, 2009 @ 7:23 pm

Southern Sudaneses will miss President Bush so BIG! because of his chrismatic and non stop roles in the CPA.
By Alexander MAKUACH KUOL , January 2, 2009 @ 7:34 pm

but let son of African American will do his best to improve American economy and save his father Africa
By jonrichco , January 6, 2009 @ 6:18 am

Happy new year everyone. Only 13 days to go.

Maybe the BQG should continue, in order to remind us of the disasters of the past 8 years. But then again, maybe we don’t want to be reminded. Can Obama be better? Sadly, I doubt it. And he won’t even make many quotable quotes!

Thanks Stuart for putting it together and keeping it going. Much appreciated!
By Alexander , January 19, 2009 @ 10:49 pm

woooooooo American, let’s recieve H.E Barrack Obama as with happiness and praises. two days left for pres. Bush to leaves the office for Obama the Great!
By Adrian Gjovalin LUKA , July 13, 2009 @ 11:17 am

I hated him so much in his presidential time, but I still have a huge respect for our George W. BUSH…
This is for two reasons:
- I hated him, as he stood as idiots’ top gun politician; a real cowboy of the old times, who tried to solve even World’s simple things with a gun around his waist: a president lost in space, heroes of those Harry Potter’s main actors that defeat…;
- I loved him, as he was a real genius playing, as a president, all sorts of roles given to him. Without any doubt, he will be the best and immortal comedian if he starts being involved with cinematography.
Cheers!
als55
By herbert , September 21, 2009 @ 5:09 am

At least he knows there are only 50 states. Our actual president cant’ use his mind to elaborate a speach. He must have a telepront or else he will tell you there are 56 or 57 states…

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