Beer and Sympathy » Bush Quote Generator

Bush Quote Generator

Hey hey kids! It’s time for another useless gadget to add to your web page. This one will spit out a randomly selected quote from our favourite president, George W.!

George W. Bush

To use, all your need to do is copy this code into your blog! Stick your favourite photo of the man himself above for extra effect.

Bye for now!

**Update**

Now you can add the quote generator to your Google home page! Hooray!

**Update** - 28/1/2007

Thank you for your continued support of the George W. Bush quote generator. In response to a couple of comments, I have modified the program to include a citation so that you can verify for yourself the accuracy of these quotes.

I’d also like to add a couple of hat-tips. The generator runs using Pascal Hakim’s excellent fortune program, together with Don Seiler’s Dubya module.

**Update** - 26/7/2007

Yes yes, I have disabled the google plugin. Two reasons: firstly, the gadget is growing immensely popular; and secondly, my coding is so clunky that the server can no longer handle all the hits. If anyone has a solution, wants to rewrite the code, or help host the thing on their server, let me know.

Gimmicks, Only In America, Web | stu | February 21, 2006 2:15 pm

446 Comments

By cass , October 24, 2006 @ 9:41 am

hi there - added this to my Google homepage - thanks! for the record, George W. makes Forrest Gump & Rain Man look like Steven Hawking and Albert Einstein.
By tom Kavanagh , November 10, 2006 @ 3:21 am

Is it true that georgous george once said, “This allegations are completley false, i know who these alligators are and will bring them justice”
By jamie , November 11, 2006 @ 6:33 am

he’s soo crazy
By dan , November 21, 2006 @ 8:15 am

this is absolute rubbish not even worth getting none of it is true as i am a george fan and i am gay
By Jeremy Pardoe , November 29, 2006 @ 2:49 am

Never underestimate the deficiencies of dubya!
This service is great. It would be even better if you could give some citations (where, when). That way I would have some credibility when I annoy my Republican friends with these quotes. (OK, I admit it, I don’t really have any Replubican friends, but I could at least polish my Democratic credentials.)
By greg , December 4, 2006 @ 12:36 pm

i have these quotes on my home page to remind me every day on how democrats are so eager to tear down the president of the US that theyll post a phonetics err of his everyday. What is this doing for our contries moral in such a desperate time…nothing
By barry regan , December 12, 2006 @ 10:12 am

Sorry some village in Texas is missing their Idiot
By brian gibbs , December 13, 2006 @ 8:59 pm

This is showing the rest of the world that in america we are free to speak and to act out anyway we see fit. What type of country would this be if we couldn’t critisize our president. It is the peoples voice that makes him the president and the peoples voice that should change his way of thinking. Plus it just shows that republicans can also be stupid with an education.
By matt , January 11, 2007 @ 7:35 pm

“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. if ya fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”
By Brian Edwards , January 12, 2007 @ 9:37 am

This is the most powerful man in the world. How can the American people elect someone like this?
By tony hague , January 13, 2007 @ 4:23 am

bush just proves that in American politics, its not what you know (very little!), but who you know, and how much you are prepared to pay to get the big red button. thank goodness he’s not allowed another go after this one.
Sadly, being British, we have a leader that actually listens to him, and seems to follow obediently. i teach my children to tidy one toy away before starting on another, if bush could do this with wars????
.
By High Priestess Kang , January 13, 2007 @ 12:28 pm

LOL. This is providing me hours of amusement.
By Eddie Keator , January 15, 2007 @ 9:56 am

I see that those who are gullible or war monger are so upset by George’s lame utterances. I for one thing that if Bill could be impeached for a blow job, that BOTH George Walker Bush and The Big DICK Cheney both should be impeached for incompetence and dragging our country into the toilet, let alone an illegal war, and profitting from it.

Long live this gadget. I for one will put it on my page and on my google homepage. And the point is… every time that moron opens his mouth, it’s always his moronic stupidity that supplies the multitude of quotes… Time to renew the picture for the dart board.
By Deborah Jean , January 15, 2007 @ 9:54 pm

I’m as amused by the musings as I am by the presidential “udderances” - like it or not, he is the president and for you die hard conspiracy theorists, like it or not, by our processes, he was ELECTED not appointed - fantastically, TWICE - let’s just all cast informed ballots in 08 and get someone, ANY PARTY or not party at all, who can get this nation on track while we still have a sovereign nation and a handful of international allies. If someone can do that, I can forgive a failing grade in English, grammar, history, biology . . .
By dahlia cormont , January 16, 2007 @ 2:31 am

these are hilarious. i added it to my google homepage but i wonder if it’s possible to take the photo of bush off… a) so i can fit more fun on my homepage, and b) so i don’t have to look at him- i can just read his jackass quotes
By Cliff Madashell , January 16, 2007 @ 3:52 pm

The Bush administration is enough to make us all religious fundamentalists-God Save Us & our country from these corrupt, idiotic, warmongering fools (obviously neither the electorate or the bungling splineless democrats are of any use)! Dixie Chicks got it Right-Rock ON!
By PaP , January 17, 2007 @ 6:08 am

awesome work, i alos have added it to my google homepage
keep it up
this website gives me some of my philosphy quotes, and thpughts of the day - that i live by
By AtlantaRon , January 17, 2007 @ 1:23 pm

1. The American People didn’t elect George Bush. He was appointed by the U.S. Supreme Court after the Florida Secretary of State–chair of his election committee in the state–hired a firm to disqualify voters who were convicted felons. Some 50,000 people were incorrectly struck from the voter rolls, a majority of which were minorities who probably would have voted for Gore. In my own state of georgia, my Senator, a triple amputee from Vietnam War was characterized as unpatriotic and defeated.
2. In 2004, this coward who was AWOL ran for re-election and his minions ran a dirty campaign against a decorated Vietnam veteran (Kerry) and won when Kerry refused to sling mud back.
3. As we used to say about Richard Nixon, “He’s not MY president.”
4. Thanks for your site and your Google add-on. If I didn’t laugh, I’d have to cry that my country is being governed by a religious fundamentalist who doesn’t care about world peace or global warming, because “Jesus is just around the corner.”
By BushButt , January 17, 2007 @ 6:50 pm

bush is such a joke i cannot believe he is in office [crying face inserted here]
By Annonshay , January 18, 2007 @ 2:33 am

I LOVE THIS THING!
I put it on my desktop immediately.

For Dahlia Cormont: just click the upper-right MENU and hit COLLAPSE. then you can just punch it up from you desktop any old time.

When writer/musician Kinky Friedman recently ran for Governor of Texas, on of his campaign slogans was, “HOW HARD CAN IT BE?” He was right, of course. Any dolt can do it, as Bush once proved. Just now, he’s doing it to the whole country, and by extrapolation, to the whole world!

“KINKY FRIEDMAN FOR PRESIDENT!” Hell, “BONO FOR PRESIDENT!”

“MORE TREES - LESS BUSH” is a good one, too.
By LP , January 18, 2007 @ 4:13 am

To : Greg’s comment on Dec 4rth.

I have these quotes on my home page to remind me every day on how democrats are so eager to tear down the president of the US that they’ll post a phonetics err of his everyday. What is this doing for our countrie’s moral in such a desperate time…nothing

Apparently the President’s antics catch on with his fans. Deperate time? Yes, indeed it’s so desperate you may have to sell your third car to buy an I-phone while Iraqui’s are getting bomb for Haliburton stock owners.

The Generator reminds me of how 1 jackass can manipulate half of the country.
By BV, January 18, 2007 @ 6:35 pm

This is a great tool… It reinforces everyday to me why our world is in the state it is. It is unfortunate that the leader of the most powerful nation in the world (arguably in decline) with the capability to help so many chooses war. It is interesting that the U.S. does not have to answer to anyone (the UN general assembly, UN security council, ICC) but somehow everyone must answer to them. Not only do they not answer to anyone, there is blatant lying to get away with this illegal war.

I believe leaders like George W. Bush and the foreign policies of predecessors are to blame for 9/11, and have turned this so called “war on terrorism” into a conquest for resources to maintain the current unsustainable lifestyle we live. In saying this, it should be recognized that all Westerners have exploited these developing nations and the U.S. is not itself fully liable for these injustices; but is the predominant player in this exploitation.

It would be interesting to have the Bush administration provide the families that have lost loved ones in the “war on terror” an explanation on how one of their killers may have been trained in a US boot camp their taxes supported. Or even more importantly, how much money the state has made in the past year due to weapons proliferation with undeveloped nations, in which they fall in the wrong hands frequently. Even more disgusting, is the fact that in many cases there is a history of arming both sides of the conflict; instead of trying to mediate these wars we are better equipping each side to slaughter each other.

**By the way, if you are one of the individuals that turns to Fox news for “balanced news” keep in mind that academic studies have shown that people who watch FOX news are actually more misinformed on important issues than people who do not watch any news at all! Let alone a less partisan station. Any station that ends a news cast everyday with a countdown stating “___ days until George W Bush is re elected” is not “fair and balanced” and is most definitely not allowing you to decide, as they claim. Who knew it was professional and balanced to have Bill O’reilly yell at guests to “shut up” and cut their mic off when they disagree calmly with the Bush Administration?
- you might be interested in seeing the film “Out Foxed” its pretty interesting

Anyways, This is a great thing to have on your home page, it provides some comedy to the current situation.
By dp , January 20, 2007 @ 11:29 am

A good bit of fun, if they really are truly the accurate ramblings of a world leader, then Gos help us all.
If they are made up, well it still makes me laugh, so what the hey!
By Brian Goodwin , January 23, 2007 @ 5:58 am

If I were George W Bush, I would have this generator on my google home page. I would also have chimpomatic on my google home page. Then when I screwed up something else I would start a (day-off)raffle for the cabinet member who could predict the exact date and time that it would appear on the page. Then I would appoint Monica Lewinski to “head” the Housing and Urban Development Department. Was that a symbol and a snare drum that I just heard. Either someone got my Monica Lewinski joke or George W spoke again. I love this country.
By Al , January 24, 2007 @ 7:59 am

Ok, at first I thought this stuff was made up and just a bit of “artistic freedom” or “poetic license” but I’ve looked a few of them up…

“The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.”
http://www.slate.com/id/76886/ (with a video of it!)

“So what state is Wales in?”
http://www.cuppatea.org/27apr2002.html

“For those that are uninsured, many of the uninsured are able-bodied, capable people capable of buying insurance choose not to do so”
http://www.mintruth.com/wiki/index.php?Bush%20Quotes (10 Nov 99)
By I HATE AMERICANS , January 26, 2007 @ 1:35 am

I THINK GEORGE BUSH IS A PRATT I THINK AMERICANS ARE PRATTS FOR VOTING HIM IN AND TO THINK HE HAS HIS FINGER ON THAT RED BUTTON. U ALL NEED TO GET SOME BRAINS U STUPID YANKS
By Gavri Eshed , January 27, 2007 @ 7:25 pm

Don’t take it too hard our prime minister - Ehud Ulmert is worse.
To think that these, how shall I call them, lead our countries
By Harmke , January 29, 2007 @ 2:52 am

@ dan (nov 21st) saying it is not true ‘as you are a george fan’ is not really a convincing argument, is it?

seriously, how did he ever get elected as president?? did he even finish elementary school? sometimes you wonder…
By Ken Bagwell , January 29, 2007 @ 3:22 pm

There are few things more hilarious than politcal humor - it’s to be taken with a grain of salt however.
People forget all context when judging this President. Bush inherited a declining economy and was the first President to actually had to fight the war on terror. He also was the first President to be faced with a Katrina-type disaster. Iraq is a mess, but change in the Middle east will be paid for in blood, just like change in this country was. One of the most brutal dictators in history is gone(Saddam killed hundreds of thousands), and our country is in good shape. History will be much more kind to Bush than CNN.
By Lech , January 30, 2007 @ 10:24 am

if I may … I think thats propably why Bush was elected … http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCkYfYa8ePI
many of americans dont even know what country starts with U …
that can only happen i United States of America …
By Robert Hopkins , January 30, 2007 @ 6:01 pm

Re Ken Bagwell’s comments. Indeed could not agree more regarding the political humour however when you are the most powerful man in the world the breadth of influence and the overall implications that go with this office are daunting, therefore taking a grain of salt should not be part of any process regarding this position.
However in light of the incumbents obvious abilities Mr Bush would do well to have a good sized salt mine as part of his portfolio rather than oil wells.
I’m not so sure he is the first president to face a disaster the magnitude of Katrina, President William McKinley in 1900 was there when a hurricane killed 8000 in Texas - of all places.
The many so called conquering armies that have attempted to tame Iraq and failed over the last 3 millennia, when the Brits were there the rhetoric to the public was virtually identical to today. They didn’t get anything out of it either - perhaps BP did.
As far as dictators go Kim Jong-il, Robert Mugabe, Stalin , Mao Ze-Dong to name but a few have a much worse reputation, and the latter eliminated some 50,000,000 to have his way. Sadam the worst - nah, just bad and sitting on a heap of oil.
If history is to be kind to President Bush (the second) then perhaps we will be given the grace to forget him all together, here’s hoping! Since President Bush is banking on technology to pull us through, perhaps a real time grammar and speech checker or if all else fails a bunch of erasers for the FBI!
By Julie , January 30, 2007 @ 11:31 pm

Hmm… some Bush supporters here appear to be proving your point; quote:

“greg Says: December 4th, 2006 at 12:36 pm
i have these quotes on my home page to remind me every day on how democrats are so eager to tear down the president of the US that theyll post a phonetics err of his everyday. What is this doing for our contries moral in such a desperate time…nothing”

I am so, so tempted to point out the raging errors in grammar, spelling and well, basic use of incorrect terms but will resist and allow Greg to retain some dignity.

I do, however love the Freudian “moral”. I rest my case…

Many thanks for this enlightening resource and for adding the citation.

Keep it up! :o)
By Wasim , January 31, 2007 @ 3:24 am

Hate him or love him, the world would not be the same without georgie!
By mark davies , February 1, 2007 @ 1:13 am

Funny and in some ways quite worrying. Having done a wiki on dubya, I find that he’s got a B.A for Yale and an M.B.A for Harvard !. Strange such a warlike leader, shirked out of ‘Nam in the Texas Air National Guard though. Perhaps he’s trying to make amends now by starting WIII
By Jimmy K. Hansen , February 2, 2007 @ 10:43 pm

What shoult the World do without our beloved pres?! It would be a very dull place with fewer laughs - but, ofcause, also with fewer tears.
By ABG , February 3, 2007 @ 2:09 am

Thank you Julie! Initially, I was going to respond to Greg’s comments. Your comments reflect my thinking quite nicely.

On the other hand …… there’s a wart. It seems unlikely that Greg will even understand your comments. He dosen’t articulate, punctuate or elucidate better than George.

It almost makes me wonder if Greg is an alias. Do you think George has left his mark under a pseudonym? Hmmm…….
By Greebo , February 4, 2007 @ 11:16 pm

Those of you whose comments criticise this site are missing the point. Bush should never have come to power in the first place. The USA has setup crusades against all that it deems to be undemocratic and yet your political system contains links with captains of Industry with there own greedy, short-sighted agendas pulling the strings and at the head of it all… a man who is inarticulate and scrared of anything outside his own borders.
World Peace? Not if it isn’t profitable.
I fear for the World. I really do.
By Ashley , February 7, 2007 @ 9:18 am

All I can say is OH MY GOD I can’t believe this man is running the Country; it makes me wish that some one was making up these comments to make him look bad because some one this Miss-educated should not be in any power.
By Kent Rose , February 8, 2007 @ 7:51 am

I’d love a button that would generate past Bush quotes. One quote is never enough.
By greeboid , February 8, 2007 @ 1:32 pm

sorry abuot the spolling mistakes in my last comment. (Bush sucks).
By greeboid , February 8, 2007 @ 1:35 pm

B.A for Yale and an M.B.A for Harvard…. Were they honorary degrees or did his Dad buy them for him?
By wilson , February 8, 2007 @ 8:53 pm

I am certainly not a fan of George W. Bush. However, if his unintelligable vernacular was the only thing I had against him, he would be a great president and a great man. Unfortunately there are so many other things that one could point out to discredit him that it’s kind of petty and pointless to use this device to attack him. I mean, some people just have problems with words. Let’s focus our attention on the war in Iraq and the 2500+ unjustifed deaths in our armed forces due to a cause that was based on lies. Let’s discuss the un-republican like spending spree that this man has been on. As republicans, let’s please focus on what we have to do to repare the damage that this man has done to our party. Words are just words and some people just have problems conveying them. I don’t hold this against President Bush because I pick my battles; and believe me, there are many of them worthy of picking.
By Julie , February 9, 2007 @ 1:06 am

Re: ABG’s comments

“It almost makes me wonder if Greg is an alias. Do you think George has left his mark under a pseudonym? Hmmm…….”

Yes, ABG, I see your point. Perhaps you’re correct with the pseudonym suspicion, as adding ‘E’ and ‘O’ to GREG creates the potential anagram…GEORGE.

On the other hand, if it is really is George, perhaps his fingers just got lost on the keyboard. A worrying thought about one whose hand hovers over global (and beyond) nuclear devastation. *shudder*
By djjester , February 9, 2007 @ 2:36 pm

THIS IS GOLD!

Digg it here:

http://digg.com/political_opinion/George_Bush_Random_Quote_Generator
By Tim , February 9, 2007 @ 4:59 pm

Caligula, the mad Roman emperor, and George Dubya have some things in common

1. The both came to power under somewhat dubious circumstances. Caligula stole the previous Emperor’s ring while he was still alive. George came to power by arrangement with the Supreme Court.

2. They both fought mythical and intangible enemies. Caligula fought the Roman god Neptune and claimed a great victory when he brought back lots of sea shells from the beach. George fights “terror” and maintains his country is at war even though there are no real enemies for Americans to fight.

3. They both incarcerate people for no significant crime. Caligula locked up a senator for constant criticism; the senator eventually ate his mattress as he had nothing to eat. On another occasion Caligula banished peopleto tiny islands and let them go mad. George sends people to Guantanamo and lets them rot in cells with not access to any real legal mechanisms.

The madness of President George is as manifest as the madness of Caligula. I just don’t know how Americans could have voted for him.

Tim
By freedom76 , February 10, 2007 @ 5:32 am

Is there a way to put this on myspace?
By stu , February 12, 2007 @ 1:10 pm

Short answer: no.

Not at this time anyway. It can be done, and indeed I spent some time the other night trying to get it to work, but then I got lazy. Another half an hour of fart-arseing around will probably get it working. If I ever get round to it, I’ll post it here.
By Kimberli K. , February 14, 2007 @ 7:08 am

Three cheers for Eddie Keator on January 15th, 2007. Impeach the idiot!
By Baron Bjeff , February 15, 2007 @ 7:47 pm

Re to wilson (8th feb.): “Let’s focus our attention on the war in Iraq and the 2500+ unjustifed deaths in our armed forces due to a cause that was based on lies.”

Typical of you americans to focus on your own losses! I think you can doble that about a hundred times and ask the same question, without the “in our armed forces” part…
By Jacket , February 16, 2007 @ 11:42 pm

Greatest man who ever lived. Sarcasm rules.

But seriously kids…it’s not about how well or badly Dubya runs America. It’s about because how he sounds — how he talks — it’s his stupid talkin…I think that’s what they said. I’m not sure. I forget now.
By Kimberli K. , February 17, 2007 @ 12:41 pm

To Baron Bjeff on Feb 15…it doesnt matter who the hell they were talking about, they are still dead and when you an American, your likely to be upset about American losses. Deal with it. It’s another friggen Vietnam.
By ray walsh,from ireland , February 18, 2007 @ 1:34 pm

‘jesus wept…..in the garden’
By kiera , February 19, 2007 @ 12:52 pm

I can’t belive we elected this guy as our president! What a retard!
By kiera , February 19, 2007 @ 12:53 pm

Ding bat!!!!! I HATE BUSH!!! Anyone who likes him is gay!
By Andi , February 20, 2007 @ 3:40 am

Here’s a WILD idea… what if Bush kept his nose in his own business and poured a ye’re good American tax-payers money into your Education system and Health system and ye’re Police Force, instead of investing “gazillions” in war abroad , then maybe ye’d be all a bit better off… !!! I’m not saying that Sadam shouldn’t have been taken out but… while Bush is very bothered with what’s going on abroad, the U.S.of A. is rapidly going to Hell - God save America!! how about ye save yourselves !
By ray walsh , February 22, 2007 @ 1:38 pm

its not the fact that he got appointed to the presidency by the republican majority supreme court (democracy and seperation of powers my ass),thats frightning. its that so many people voted for him on his second attempt,and in effect elected him. there’s a saying that you get the government or leaders that you deserve. i think thats a little harsh.I think a society must be quite ill and have a very poor standard of education to elect such a man,thats whats frigtening.
By Eddie Keator , February 27, 2007 @ 7:00 am

Proud American embarassed by this president… the king of morons! 1 year, 10 months and 22 days or 694 days left till he’s out of office… and then left the investigations begin: abuse of power; creating false evidence; illegal invasion of a country, profitting from illegal acts; negligent homicide (3155 American lives lost since the illegal war began).

Yup - and the moron keeps opening his stupid yap…
By adrian myers , February 27, 2007 @ 2:07 pm

thats the saddest thing,what eddie says above. 3,155 american lives lost. average working class americans losing there lives for the selfish interests of the ‘energy lobby ‘ in american. bush ,cheney and half the secetaries of the departments are just on a job swap in the whitehouse.when the bush reign is over, they all go back to work in the corporate energy sector. its always the working class sent to do the rich man’s fighting,all dressed up in flags and banners,myths and symbols,all dressed up in patriotism and nationalism. 3,155 americans is sad but how many iraq’s?,nobody really knows.
By adrian myers , February 27, 2007 @ 2:10 pm

thats the saddest thing,what eddie says above. 3,155 american lives lost. average working class americans losing their lives for the selfish interests of the ‘energy lobby ‘ in american. bush ,cheney and half the secetaries of the departments are just on a job swap in the whitehouse.when the bush reign is over, they all go back to work in the corporate energy sector. its always the working class sent to do the rich man’s fighting,all dressed up in flags and banners,myths and symbols,all dressed up in patriotism and nationalism. 3,155 americans is sad but how many iraq’s?,nobody really knows.
By MrEdster , March 1, 2007 @ 8:57 pm

This is on my google homepage and provides me and my workmates with exactly what we need to cheer us up on stressful days.
By Max , March 3, 2007 @ 2:08 am

Leave George alone.He’s playing in his oval sand pit with his toy trucks n things.
By Rick , March 5, 2007 @ 2:39 am

Is it possible that he really is as stupid as he comes off as ? At first i thought this was an act of him being as stupid as he spouts off to be. Now i know its a gift he has for being an idiot.
By GeorgeInDallas , March 5, 2007 @ 11:21 am

Bush is an idiot.

He’s also a deserter during a time of war (AWOL in his politically-secured stint in the Air National Guard) and was dishonorably discharged (6-month “early out” from the National Guard because they didn’t want to turn an active alcoholic loose in a multi-million dollar jet).

He has achieved nothing on his own in his entire life. Everything he’s been involved with, from Yale to the White House, has been arranged for him by his doting father.

I’m angry at Bush. but I realize I just use him to focus my anger and the people around him who are similarly using him for their own aims. This country has been sold to Big Oil, Big Pharmaceuticals, Big Weapons Makers, Big Mining and Big Banking.

Our environment and education systems have been set back decades. The poor and middle class pay more in taxes while the ultra-rich get tax breaks. We are in the midst of an unnecessary and expensive “war” to take our focus off the problems and felonies perpetrated by the Bush administration.

We have offended most of the world. I am embarrassed to call myself an American. For all of you in other countries, please know that there are large numbers of Americans who are working daily to unseat this humiliating, destructive, greedy power structure. We understand full well the separation of church (if you can call it that) and state.

Bush? Hell, he’s just a pimple on the ass of the problem.
By Andi , March 6, 2007 @ 1:21 am

I’ve noticed that most, if not all the Bush Quotes are from 2001 and 2002… did he hire someone new to write his speeches ?? or is he still spouting crap? I would assume that he has something prepared when speaking at these conferences or political meetings or even at interviews. Or does the problem arise when he ad-libs or voices he own thoughts ??
PS:
to MAX…loved your comment above - I can just picture it !!
By Sydney , March 6, 2007 @ 2:53 pm

truly awesome! thanks so much! Texas appreciates you! even those of us who have unfortunately moved to Alabama

Bush is really from Maine you know. Texans aren’t intrinsically THAT STUPID. Really, I doubt people from Maine are either. Some unfortunate mutation perhaps…
By Sydney , March 6, 2007 @ 2:55 pm

Rick. He really is THAT stupid. He just has better writers now. You should have seen him when he was Governor. He was AWFUL then.
By madd alien , March 8, 2007 @ 4:48 am

It take all kinds just to prove again and again that people like to be lied to.
We have all been ripped off, even the ripper offers.
But now every body gets ripped off by the same guy…
Peace
By Lyth , March 8, 2007 @ 7:37 pm

THANKS.
Is there any way I can send (email) one of these quotes to my friends?
LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT……

Er, sure. Just copy and paste the quote into your email program and hit “send”.
S
By Patrick , March 9, 2007 @ 5:29 pm

It seems that some of yall that haven’t been living with this madman for the last seven years don’t understand the sway he has on idiots.

This country is suffuse with imbeciles who neither care to understand the consequences of their actions, nor to think beyond the immediate. Bush tells idiots what they want to hear, and they vote for him.

I better check the terror alert today, speaking of…
By chris , March 10, 2007 @ 12:11 pm

I thinb that this is one of the greatest services around because it proves the stupidity of the most powerful man in the. George bush is also just an idiot .
By Hank , March 13, 2007 @ 8:44 am

Thank you for this site. History will reward such guardianship.
By Ayal , March 13, 2007 @ 12:10 pm

I’ve made scrambled eggs that have a higher IQ than Dubya.
By notTHATgeorge , March 13, 2007 @ 5:25 pm

Ayal, in my beloved United States of America, your scrambled
egg could be elected president with sufficient corporate funding
and support from the America Israel Public Affairs Committee,
one of the most powerful lobbying groups in the world. Unfortunately,
that scrambled egg would also invade Iraq and help Israel bomb
Iran (coming soon to a theater near you) if AIPAC deemed it
necessary.

And probably, once again, 70% of the American people would fly
their flags from seemingly every front porch and car antenna in
the land, cheering the scrambled egg on to victory, but never blaming themselves for being so uninformed that a scrambled egg could
become president in the first place; and so incredibly naive that a small foreign ally could virtually control our mid-eastern policy with its political blackmail; and so unwise and apathetic that raw corporate greed could control almost every aspect of their lives.

Only after the scrambled egg became thoroughly rotten would Americans
belatedly get a clue, and jump on the anti-scrambled-egg bandwagon. We
Americans, after all, have more important things to think about than a
corrupt government and political system, or insane wars with their unimaginable destruction, mayhem and death: There’s Anna Nichole,
for example, and ‘American Idol,’ the basketball playoffs, the mall, some
moronic sitcom….let the pros sweat the small stuff.

Gotta run, Ayal, my scrambled eggs are done.
By notTHATgeorge , March 13, 2007 @ 5:52 pm

(Sorry about the format. It wasn’t ’scrambled’ when
I submitted it.)
By CynicalMe , March 14, 2007 @ 2:01 am

I said it before and I’ll say it again: Democracy simply does not work
By RightWinger , March 15, 2007 @ 8:45 am

Love the quotes. Republicans can laught too! Of couse, it is usually about global warming summits that get called off due to blizzards. Or people who thing the absence of war is peace. (think on it a while libs!)

Hey, if Billary gets elected you can always change to the daily lie generator! Keep the laughs coming!!
By Yall are all fags , March 15, 2007 @ 9:57 am

Hey yall are all liberal fagots…. Don`t hate the republicans because were obviously better. Yes G.W has made mistakes . Who doesn`t? Just because he is the president doesn`t mean he is perfect. So everyone on here with no life should fuck off, and try to get one. thank you.
By Ayal , March 16, 2007 @ 2:45 am

ok whether you’re left wing liberal right wing republican whateva I don’t care but hey, you gotta admit that Bush is an idiot commo’n.
it’s like a carrot is orange what’s there to dispute yo?
anyways what I wanted to do is holler at notTHATgeorge - hey : )
By Seriously? He's real? , March 17, 2007 @ 1:52 am

George is real? All these years I thought he was the opener for Saturday Night Live…..
By Michael Praamsma , March 17, 2007 @ 10:01 am

This stuff is priceless! A full time comedy writer couldn’t come up with material that good. It is a shame this joker’s finger is on the button! Thanks for this useful little tool (the quote generator, not W) and please stop in at my blog:
http://antichristid.blogspot.com/
By notTHATgeorge , March 17, 2007 @ 1:56 pm

RightWinger, congratulations! Admitting you have the disease of
‘rightwing reality-denying-syndrome’ (RRDS) is the first step in getting
cured. I know, I suffered from it before I grew up, but one or two years
of Ronnie Reagan cured me completely. Once cured, you’ll realize:
the world is round; global warming is real; aborting fetuses with bombs,
along with their mothers, is a crime against humanity; and the ‘absence
of war’ means more innocent people are allowed to live out their lives
like you and me, with fewer being forced to live without arms, legs,
or eyes. ‘Keep the laughs coming’ but shed a fear tears for those
who were sacrificed…..they’re not laughing.
To Yall_are_all_fags: All Americans are republicans with a small ‘r’
because we have a republican form of democracy. Your Republicans
are the ones with three issues: war, abortion, and gays, as your screen
name suggests. (Sadly, the only good thing about most Democrat
politicians is that they’re not Republican.) Bush’s little ‘mistakes’
include killing thousands of Americans and tens of thousand of
Iraqis, bankrupting America, putting your children and grand-
children in dept, making his corporate friends very, very rich at
our expense, and making the Middle East a far more dangerous place
for everyone there, including our friends the citizens of Israel. But
nobody’s perfect, right?
And Ayal, why holler, so far I agree with everything you’ve said,
except for whatever “ hey : ) ” means. I hope it’s not all bad.
~Question Authority! It’s our right and responsibility.~
By Ayal , March 19, 2007 @ 7:17 am

“You’ve heard Al Gore say he invented the Internet.
Well, if he was so smart, why do all the addresses begin with ‘W’?”
…
By Daryl , March 19, 2007 @ 9:53 pm

This is a great gadget, I love it. .

You have to wonder how foolish this man actually is. He is the President of the US after all, not a bad job. (COmes with an airplane in any case)

Not only that but he did it twice, not just once.

Poeple say his Father helped him… But BIG Bush only managed to hold the presidency for one term!

What a wierd world this has become…
By Star , March 20, 2007 @ 1:26 am

Hello,

I really like your site! It makes me laugh at least once a day; thanks for this! Do you know why the quotes posted on Google desktop don’t match the current one posted on your site? I like to be able to copy and paste these, which I can do from your site, but I can’t do it from the Google quote.

Thanks!
By Anonymous , March 20, 2007 @ 7:16 am

Stop making fun of unsucsesseful president.
Are quotes suppose to be funny? Not all of them are. Some just do not look like quotes.
By Anonymous2 , March 20, 2007 @ 8:39 am

I cannot belive that he said most of these stuff.
By Tubbi , March 21, 2007 @ 2:48 am

To the hard core voters of G.W.: Does it ever make you wonder why he is one of the worlds most hated and ridiculed men? And the disliking is not confined to arabs or liberals - it is a cross-national-cultural movement of anti-bushism. Are republicans cleverer than the rest of the world, then? They probably think they are. Just look at their finest champions: Rumsfeldt (liar & warmonger), Limbaugh (liar & maniac) & the great W. himself (stupid unaware liar & reformed-drunk-born-again-cowboy) - great moral leaders, who dennounce the geneva convetion for the right to torment their enemies, whilst keeping their friends in the arms & oil industry happy. Have faith, the axis of stupidity shall not prevail.
By Jules , March 21, 2007 @ 3:44 am

Great tool (the quote generator, not Bush). How about adding a “Countdown Calculator” so we can live with hope that this nightmare may soon be over???
By Don , March 23, 2007 @ 9:25 am

It just keeps coming and coming from him. I wonder how he make all those funny phrases!
By travis , March 24, 2007 @ 12:25 am

to kiera’s post from feb 19:
Actually the vast majority of gay people cannot stand Bush since he made history by becoming the 1st president to attempt to amend the constitution to include blatant discrimination against gays. I’m not trying to argue with your underlying point, merely saying you may want to use a metaphor that makes more sense when you talk about Bush admirers.
By steve , March 27, 2007 @ 6:12 am

Reagan (Iran-contra) was not a smart guy either, just a better public speaker. In his own narrow way he cared far more about the USA that W.
Quale and now W. How many more Republicans are out there that are not smart enough to do the job. Also the smart one like Cheney is just plain nasty and uncaring. Hillary, Obama, Edwards on and on are far better for our country than any republican who will run for pres. in 2008.
By Stephanie , March 28, 2007 @ 9:53 am

George W. Bush, The best reason yet for Canadian citizenship!!!

I love this thing btw!!! It’s so much fun! Jan 20 2009- Hang in there America.

O and just for the record I’m not anti-Bush i’m just pro-intelligence!
By Ayal , March 28, 2007 @ 7:33 pm

I think Bush is just a prank.
soon someone will step out with a camera and say
“got ya!”
“You really believed this guy is the president of the U.S.A?!!”
By Jon Ruiz , March 29, 2007 @ 5:32 am

Is it possible to get an html code for this, other than just the javascript? That would be great. Thanx.
By KEN , March 29, 2007 @ 9:05 am

Fun site. That’s why leaders have to have thick skin. So people who couldn’t lead their way out of a paper bag still have the right to make fun of you. Only in America.

Would like to see any of you have a 9/11 happen, and then try and prevent it from happening again during your watch. I pity the poor jerk who wins the next election and has THAT to compete with.

As for the press, it has NEVER been a balanced press. It CAN’T be. You only have to look at our educational institutes and the instructors teaching the journalism courses to see how liberal the press is. A channel like FOX news just brings our overall perspective back more towards center. The truth always lays somewhere in between.

As for the naysayers, please go back to your day jobs and making fries. Leave running the country up to the professionals who at least have the balls to offer themselves for public service.

George Washington, Abe Lincoln, Martin Luther King and many of our greatest leaders were ridiculed as history was unfolding. The American public, having only the attention span and patience of a gnat can’t even comprehend the significance of what is going on historically right now. Bin Laden was right when he said “We just have to wait to win…the Americans would never have the stomache for an extended war.”

How many of you even VOTED in the last election????

Can’t even live up to your most important responsibility in a democracy, yet you criticize…
By fefe , March 29, 2007 @ 1:59 pm

hey, i have apsolutly NO respect bush. he’s the puppet on Cheney’s knee, and has been the entire time of his presidency. and believe me, the most important thing for a president to be good at is public speaking. and we all know that he really sucks a that. so what else can he do?…hhm……lets sit and think a bit…..y’know, thats a difficult question!

also, he is a biased, rich, white, christian man who has only ever known the upper class life. so how an we expect him to be good at caring for lower class people? i think he’s done many crimes worth impeaching: ie lying and bribing and purposfully making some people richer than others just because they are his friends.

well, i think alot of people feel the same way i do…
By Matt , March 30, 2007 @ 4:40 pm

Most of the quotes seem to be taken before he was even president. Not that I’m defending him but you wouldn’t publish my algebra skills when I was in 6th grade…
By Matt , March 30, 2007 @ 4:45 pm

Isn’t this a wonderful country?! I love our right to the freedom of speech…. let’s hear it all!!!!
By Steve , March 31, 2007 @ 1:55 am

The more of the Bush quotes I see the more I can’t believe he was elected, I mean sort of elected. I feel the thing with the few remaining Bush supporters (in some cases with strange adulation) is that they don’t understand how not “a decided” or at least “an understander” of issues he is. He is truly a puppet president with his cronies pulling the stings. He has opinions like a lot of other ignorant people have. Think Archie Bunker.

All I can say is thank goodness the Democrats have control of Congress. Two more years of the “Pretend Cowboy (wanted dead of alive), pretend soldier (mission accomplished) pretend president could have been and still could be even more disastrous to our country and the world. It really depends if Bush and his cronies will bend. They haven’t yet (21,000 more troops for example).
By fefe , March 31, 2007 @ 5:02 am

when he’s giving speeches, i listen for amusement, not to actually LEARN anything.
By A Proud Canadian , March 31, 2007 @ 10:05 am

That’s the problem with you American’s…..you don’t LEARN anything!
By Emmbareassed Canadian , April 2, 2007 @ 12:08 pm

To my fellow Canadian, wtf did you learn? It sure as hell wasn’t spelling. What a complete embarrassment you are leaving a comment like that when you can’t even properly pluralize a damn thing
By Honor , April 3, 2007 @ 4:55 pm

Don’t bother answering those that defend W. It’s like trying to teach a pig to sing: it wastes your time and annoys the pig. Great site; but if he was your idiot neighbor, then he’d be funny. As the POTUS, he’s tragic & scary. As for recent quotes: wasn’t the one he made during his malpractice flog pretty recent? The one where he said malpractice insurance was so high, it made “too many OB-GYNS unable to practice their love with women around the country” - I kid you not, I saw & heard him say it. He can’t say all this stuff sober. Although it is hard not to argue back with his defenders when he’s bankrupted this country, mortgaged it off to the highest bidder (China), corrupted the legislative and judicial process to the extent that it’s just an old boys’ patronage club with Condi as hostess, caused hundreds of thousands of deaths through the combination of his hubris and inferiority complex, and… oh heck, they don’t understand any of that high-falutin’ egg-head stuff anyway. NATALIE MAINES ROCKS!!! :o)
By Honor , April 3, 2007 @ 4:58 pm

And P.S. I have never missed voting in any election, starting with my first vote for Gerald Ford. The first and only Republican I ever voted for - and the last honorable one to run.
By BT , April 3, 2007 @ 9:52 pm

way to be like the media and edit good stuff to pure shit.