Why We Will Beat Italy

Italy have had a pretty indifferent start to the tournament. Apart from their win over Ghana, they struggled against the USA, despite being a man up, and they failed to control the game against the Czechs, despite being a man up.

Italy are the one-nil specialists. They like to grab a goal and defend their lead. Australia are the comeback specialists. Once you get comfortable, they’ll hammer away at you, and eventually they’ll score. Just ask Uruguay, The Netherlands, Japan and Croatia.

Italy are a bunch of prissy, theatrical ballet dancers who drop at the first sign of a tackle. Australia take no prisoners. We will crush them into the dirt and send them packing back to their leg waxing salons on the Mediterranean.

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6 Comments

  • By Jeremy AUSTRALIA, June 23, 2006 @ 1:43 pm

    AUSTRALIANO CON FUOCO!!!!!

    Amen Stu!
    what do you predict will be the final score?

    I’m predicting a 2-1 australia win.

  • By Shan UNITED STATES, June 23, 2006 @ 5:14 pm

    Australia 2-1. Italy will play a little like Croatia, where they come out strong in the first 10 minutes of each half, but slack off at the end. Australia will clean up with another Hiddink sub tactice of Kennedy, Aloisi and fill-in-the-blank in the last 25 minutes again and clean up the match. That’s because Australia’s style for this World Cup, and it has paid off so far. Just as long as Schwarzer is back in goal again, and not that other bloke!!!

  • By Shan UNITED STATES, June 23, 2006 @ 5:16 pm

    Australia 2-1. Italy will play a little like Croatia, where they come out strong in the first 10 minutes of each half, but slack off at the end. Australia will clean up with another Hiddink mass-substitution of Kennedy, Aloisi and fill-in-the-blank in the last 25 minutes again and clean up the match. That tactic has become Australia’s style for this World Cup, and it has paid off so far. Just as long as Schwarzer is back in goal again, and not that other bloke!!!

  • By Nick SWITZERLAND, June 23, 2006 @ 6:04 pm

    prissy ballet dancers…you got it in one stu!! totti is no longer the force he used to be. in fact, he’s a piece of useless playboy baggage. australia to win 2-1. OLE!!!!

  • By Mike Larry AUSTRALIA, June 26, 2006 @ 10:50 pm

    ok, now now ….. We mite win!! hope so….Wat if i said i had a crystal ball>>>looked into it and saw Italy>>>get ready 4it>> will win 2:0…Do you believe me? ….but then again its only a game at the end of the day…
    Go Australia!!
    Cheers,
    Mike Larry

  • By 'ju:femaiz AUSTRALIA, June 27, 2006 @ 9:24 am

    Dirty divers…

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