Howard and Costello Marriage Lives On
After a rocky couple of days Little Johnny and Peter Howard-Costello have renewed their wedding vows in an emotional ceremony in the cabinet room this afternoon.
The fights started when Costello claimed that, when the couple first came together, Johnny had promised that he’d let Peter wear the pants after 5 years or so. Little Johnny strongly denied the accusations, and the media vultures swooped in to inflame the situation.
Despite a lot of publicity being generated around when Johnny is going to hand the pants over to Peter (usually coinciding with slow news days), the two have remained unshakeable for the best part of twelve years. It was only when Peter tried on the pants while Johnny was out of the country that real problems began.
After Costello went public this week, Australia was braced for the biggest celebrity break-up since Tom and Nicole. After sitting down and talking the situation over with their close friends, the couple decided to remain together, with the pants-handover question still unresolved. The only question that remains is, when will Costello finally get to be the man in the relationship?
Little Johnny’s going to think about it this November. Let’s hope that their marriage counsellors are ready for a lot of conflict if he decides to wear them for yet another year.
July 11, 2006 4:25 pm 
By foster the imposter
, July 12, 2006 @ 2:02 pm
when all is said and done, i’d rather see a peter-johnny lovechild than a beazley-gillard one
henceforth i will be giving my vote to liberal
By Jeremy
, July 12, 2006 @ 2:49 pm
ooohhh, political flame wars!
I will ONLY vote for a party that gives us free beer and extra public holidays so I can go fishing. mmmm, I love the smell of fresh fish in the morning!
here fishy fishy fishy!
By foster the imposter
, July 12, 2006 @ 3:16 pm
i just want joel to fire up…his firebrand method of political commentary is always soothing!
come on joel!!!
By 'ju:femaiz
, July 12, 2006 @ 4:57 pm
Why would I need to say anything? Seems the Liberal’s have been functioning like the Republicans under Reagan:
the right arm’s not talking to the far right arm
By foster the imposter
, July 13, 2006 @ 9:08 am
classic
thanks joel
By Jeremy
, July 13, 2006 @ 9:14 am
you’re so hot right now joel.