Rudd for PM?
No, no, no, no, NO! Look at this man:
Kevin Rudd is not the man to lead the ALP to victory at the next election. Why?
- He’s a Queenslander. This isn’t just an anti-banana-bender bias: look at the stats. We have had 3 PMs from Queensland: Andrew Fisher (13/11/1908-2/6/1909, 29/4/1910-24/6/1913, 17/9/1914-27/12/1915) – 5 years; Arthur Fadden (28/8/1941-7/10/1941) – 40 days; and Frank Forde (6/7/1945-13/7/1945) – 7 days. If we follow the trend here, the next Queenslander who makes Prime Minister will last around 18 hours in office.
- He’s an arts graduate. The last arts graduate who became PM was John Gorton, who got in on the 10th of January, 1968 through “dead man’s boots”, when Harolt Holt was abducted by aliens at Cheviot beach.
- He’s a Beazley supporter.
- He’s a git.
There is only one member of the Labor party who is fit to repair the damages done by ten years of Howard.
Now is the time. Beazley out, Gillard in.
November 28, 2006 9:28 am 
By Clay
, November 28, 2006 @ 3:16 pm
I disagree… Rudd would make a very good opposition leader who can take it to Howard…
And he looks good with Kochie & Mel on Sunrise
By wombat
, November 28, 2006 @ 10:48 pm
Does Kevin Rudd suffer from Downs Syndrome?
By foster the imposter
, November 29, 2006 @ 2:01 pm
Yngewie Malmsteen for PM!!!
Unlimited face melting solos for all!
By Kate
, November 30, 2006 @ 10:04 pm
I agree absolutely.. Gillard has what it takes!
By wombat
, November 30, 2006 @ 10:50 pm
Me for PM, and Joel for High Chancellor for the Department of Bureaucracy, Red Tape, and Militant Nay-saying!!!
By foster the imposter
, December 1, 2006 @ 8:48 am
And Sunny as head of the revived ‘Life Be In It’ campaign
By sarah
, December 1, 2006 @ 10:53 am
BA-HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA…. Oh it hurts!!!
Well if we cant have gillard how about Humphry Bear??? How good would it be!!!
Actually yes i think it would be awsome HERE’S TO HUMPHRY, the next BOB HAWLK!!!
By sarah
, December 4, 2006 @ 12:55 pm
…. Rudd wins 49:30
Bummer