Comments on: Chuck Norris Generator

By: pshyco dave

pshyco dave — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 19:19:37 +0000

ah i havent been here in too long. unfortunately i have to prove one fact wrong. it said chuck counted to infinity twice. in that time jack bauer did something useful. jack bauer is useless. he has never done a goddamn thing he just runs around and tourtures all the brown people he finds

By: Dead Rock

Dead Rock — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 04:41:57 +0000

Hello all, I am back. I assure you that this is the real Dead Rock. Let’s pick up where we left off, shall we?
Chuck Norris makes the earth spin round.

By: Josh

Josh — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 15:20:18 +0000

The Department of Defense obviously doesn’t realize how serious Chuck Norris is about his round house kicks or they wouldn’t block his fact generator.

By: Italo

Italo — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 15:18:12 +0000

Michael Jackson died from a heart attack, after he saw Chuck Norris MoonWalking…

By: Italo

Italo — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 15:08:48 +0000

Seven days after Chuck Norris saw “The Ring”, all the actors died from a mysterious Round House Kick..

By: Stonebreaker

Stonebreaker — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:20:54 +0000

The reason why Chuck Norris stays young is because whenever he roundhouse kicks someone in the face, he takes part of their energy and life-force for himself.

By: Gunteen8

Gunteen8 — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 02:16:32 +0000

Chuck Norris does not try, he does.

By: Dono

Dono — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:52:33 +0000

If variety is the spice of life, then Chuck Norris is the spice of death.

By: Tzz

Tzz — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 13:03:47 +0000

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

By: Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 06:28:27 +0000

When I ***** *** ** **** *** * ******** * *** *.

This joke has been deleted due to, “Too much awesomeness.”