Paranoia

Okay, so last night I did some market research. The topic was a new series of propoganda/paranoia advertisements along the lines of “see something, say something” and “be alert, not alarmed”.

There was a guy there who was deadset convinced that ASIO financed the Bali bombings.

This guy honestly believed that the new series of advertisements was going to put ideas into terrorists heads, and that if the terrorists didn’t attack Australia, the government would do it anyway.

And yet, this guy was stupid enough to say all of this, and more, in a market research session paid for and being filmed by the commonwealth.

Being paranoid is one thing, but at least back up your paranoia with a heightened sense of security. He wasn’t even wearing a tin-foil hat, for fuck’s sake.

Upon leaving the building he was met by some nice men in black suits, who drove him off in a black van. I get the impression he was working for them, trying to see if anyone would fall for his transparent attempt at convincing us that he was a nutcase.

Clearly not. Try harder next time, secret service.

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