Beer and Sympathy
I have recently been accused of providing neither beer nor sympathy on this site.
These allegations are outrageous, unfounded, and fatuous.
If you rearrange the letters in “beer and sympathy”, you get “brandy, peas, thyme”. This, quite possibly, has no bearing on the topic.
However, it is very similar to my shopping list.
Let it be known that beer and sympathy is available to all, for free, at my place of residence. For readers who are unable to get there, I also offer a special gift box containing beer and sympathy.
For the special introductory price of $19.96 (plus P&H), you can enjoy beer and sympathy anywhere around the world.
Contact me for further details.
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By sarah
, March 29, 2007 @ 3:11 pm
your nutty