Pants down, but no Saos
The annual Head of River regatta was thrown into mass confusion last weekend, as drug testers descended on the event.
Anti-doping officials have defended drug testing schoolboy rowers in the nude, saying it is a common procedure and the regatta was raided after a tip-off from an insider.
The private schoolboys, from Newington College and Sydney Church of England Grammar School (Shore), gave samples to Australian Sports Anti-Doping Authority officials at an inter-school regatta on March 17.
Under the international drug-testing standard, the boys had to pull their shirts up to their chests and drop their pants in the presence of a chaperone from the authority.
According to insider sources, half of the boys grabbed their ankles after removing their pants, and the other half started looking around for a packet of Saos.
When the authorities explained to them that they had to piss into a cup, they gladly obliged, but chaos again ensued as they commenced a strange ritual to decide which of them had to drink it.
Investigations are continuing.
April 4, 2007 4:51 pm 2 Comments
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By Bungalow J Wombat
, April 5, 2007 @ 1:19 am
you are shameless. hilarious.
By foster the imposter
, April 5, 2007 @ 3:07 pm
the strangest things are often true
gold.