Schrödinger’s cat

Take this, Rudolph Clausius!

Lisa, get in here…In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

Orbo is the name, “The Magnetic Free-Energy Generator” is the slogan, and someone has gotten their calendar mixed up with April the first. From their technical specs:

Orbo is based upon the principle of time variant magneto-mechanical interactions. The core output from our Orbo technology is mechanical. This mechanical energy can be converted into electrical energy using standard generator technology either by integrating such technology directly with Orbo or by connecting the mechanical output from Orbo to the generation technology. The efficiency of such mechanical/electrical conversions is highly dependent on the components used and is also a function of size.

This incredible technology seems to be based on a ladder, a bike pump, a circular saw and some steel piping. Someone please give Johnny a call for me and let him know we won’t be needing the nuclear reactors.

The toaster

Imagine if it was flattened, and the botanic gardens were extended all the way down to the quay…