T minus 2

We are now less than two hours away from one of the most exciting events in the history of quantum chromodynamics – the flipping of the big switch marked “LHC ON”.

In order to prepare for the highly improbable event of a catastrophe, I ducked out at lunch and consumed three schooners. Apparently alcohol can cushion your system from the effects of:

  1. Micro black holes
  2. Rifts in the space-time continuum
  3. Beings from another universe invading through aforementioned rifts
  4. Concerned technophobes

If you require any further information, please visit this website.

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categories General | stu | datetime September 10, 2008 4:51 pm

10 Comments

  • By Drew AUSTRALIA, September 10, 2008 @ 7:36 pm

    I don’t understand, why did you have less schooners than normal?

  • By foster UNITED KINGDOM, September 11, 2008 @ 12:25 am

    we are 9 hours behind in London so I’m not sure if you’ve been sucked into a black hole yet…i guess time will tell

    Anyway, this is pretty interesting

    http://www.nytimes.com/ref/science/20070514_CERN_GRAPHIC.html

    my favourite particles, of course, are MEW-ONS

  • By foster UNITED KINGDOM, September 11, 2008 @ 12:31 am

    i’ll try again…is this site optimised for Google or Firefox or some other obscure browser?

    I’m not sure if you guys have been sucked into a black hole yet as I am 9 hours behind in London. I’m sure I’ll find out soon enough.

    In the meantime this is pretty interesting. Useless, but interesting

    http://www.nytimes.com/ref/science/20070514_CERN_GRAPHIC.html

    My favourite particles are, of course, MEW-ONS!!!!

  • By foster UNITED KINGDOM, September 12, 2008 @ 1:06 am

    my favourite particles are the MEW-ONS

    meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

    ps stu pls fix your website – alot of the time i am unable to waste my time to post comments

  • By Duncan AUSTRALIA, September 12, 2008 @ 1:25 am

    Why can’t they collide small Hadrons?

  • By Joel Dubya NETHERLANDS, September 12, 2008 @ 8:47 am

    I WANT TO COMBINE MILITANT NAYSAYONS WITH MEWONS MEEEEEEEEEEW

  • By Wombat NETHERLANDS, September 12, 2008 @ 8:48 am

    more to the point, what happened to the beams??? don’t they get to party?

  • By foster UNITED KINGDOM, September 13, 2008 @ 12:27 am

    with joel’s adenoids?

    and come in late and wake him up after smoking in coffee shops all night?

  • By Joel's Adenoids NETHERLANDS, September 18, 2008 @ 6:32 am

    What? Huh?…uuhhh…..What?
    …We’re stoned.

  • By foster UNITED KINGDOM, September 23, 2008 @ 4:01 am

    you naughty naughty duckheads……

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