Coming up this year…

Well, I hope that all you mammalian readers had a great 2008. It certainly was an eventful one for me.

Here is a preview of this year’s major stories on marsupialmusic.net:

Inane banter: the space-filling idle commentary about uninteresting fringe issues will continue to dominate during 2009. Could this be the most tugid year ever?

K-Rudd: we will continue to follow K-Rudd’s major policy failures and rampant committee-forming fetish. Towards the end of the year, we break an exclusive story revealing the true nature of Big Kev. Man or Machine? Stay tuned to find out.

USA: I will be presenting a unique journey through the mid-west to soak up as much US culture as humanly possible, during April and May. Huntin’ and fishin’ awaits.

Stilts and Houseboats: as politicians continue to procrastinate over how much sea levels have to rise before they agree that there is a problem, I will be launching a new site to equip you with all the advice and equipment needed to get through the water-logged future.

Socceroos: there will be big celebrations as we qualify for our second consecutive World Cup. There will be even more celebrations when we are drawn in the same group as Italy. Time for revenge!

I’ll see you there!